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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

A near Darwin award winner.
Read THIS news item.

Now given the cold weather most folk would be wary of even putting their tongue near metal...

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:02 pm

On reading the article my first thought was "How would I get a lad to do this?" How awful. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:04 pm

Brilliant

Quote:

“I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.”

That's actually still 3 or 4 times more than I'd expect Shocked

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:56 am

We can use that! Razz

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:27 am

New meaning for 'laying pipe'

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:30 am

I dated a Pole once.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 201

^^So you studied abroad?

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:27 am

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:12 am

Quote:

The drama began after the man took himself to the accident and emergency department of Southampton General Hospital.

I wonder if he took public transportation to the hospital.

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:28 pm

Here's the answer to the piece in a pipe problem
http://www.sawstop.com/howitworks/videos.php

I presume the sausage is not to scale, though...

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:55 pm

This reminds me of an article I saw in a law publication years ago. I was at a conference being held at a university law school. In the lobby were some law-related publications. During a break in the conference proceedings, I picked up one of the pubs dealing with product liability law and came across an article about a teenage boy who stuck his dick in the exhaust hole of a canister style vacuum cleaner and got it stuck. I guess the kid thought he was getting a blow job! Teenage horniness knows no bounds.

Of course, the attorneys sued the vacuum manufacturer for failing to warn buyers about this "risk".

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:04 am

man,

This so reminds me of a joke i read in Playboy back in the days when I was a teenager. I don't remember all the details but the hired hand got his willy attached to the milking machine and after a few good cycles found that he couldn't get the thing disengaged. He called the farmer who was unable to get it off either and finally they called the salesman at the milking machine company and he suggested that they send down to the bay for some oysters since the machine was factory set for six quarts.

Or something like that....

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

I've heard a Dyson is far far "better" than your run of the mill vacuum cleaner.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:36 pm

Stick your todger in one of them new-fangled bag-less vacuum cleaners and you're Dyson with death. Laughing