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Slightlyoutofit
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:10 am |
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^^ Weapons are all well and good, but when push comes to shove, the shit hits the fan and the zombies are beating against the door, it's gonna be quick wits and fast actions that count. Sure, having a powerful weapon will help, but having a powerful (uneaten) brain will help even more. Good looks will probably come into the equation too.
Yeah, you'll be blasting away at the zombies and stabbing away at them with your knife but I'll be the one practicing maximum survival from minimum effort by not attracting zombie attention in the first place. Eventually, you'll tire and get over-run. Me? I'll just continue being quietly awesome and untroubled by the zombie plague whilst drinking my own urine in the cellar. |
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Yastreb
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:30 am |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
I'll just continue being quietly awesome and untroubled by the zombie plague whilst drinking my own urine in the cellar. |
SooI taking the piss? When is that going to happen? |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:36 am |
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^^ You obviously haven't been reading this thread properly.
I suggest that you go back to the beginning and do so.
It could save your life. |
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GordonBennett
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:57 pm |
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Nurse Nasty
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:51 pm |
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I just watched Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil and Day of the Dead. We're going to need Mini-Guns, and about 100,000 rounds, which at a ROF of 3000 rounds a minute... okay, make it 500k.
Propane tanks and flares as well. Lots and lots.
I am so glad this thread exists. This is better than that pansy survival guide version. |
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Jammy
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:15 pm |
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luckey
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:33 pm |
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^^It's not a zombie thread. We're talking about some nutcase who's stuck in a tree. |
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Jammy
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:46 pm |
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Ima Baeder
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:50 pm |
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Ghost wrote: |
Okay I think it time to separate the men from the boys. Lets list what we have in our arsenal so the ladies of Eater know who to come running to. |
I guess instead of reading zombie survival guides I'll have to look for a "how to" book on being helpless. |
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r2d2
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:54 pm |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Propane tanks and flares as well. Lots and lots. |
no no no no no. no.
using fire against zombies is a rookie mistake.
the cranberries have been singing about zombies since 1994,
and their artwork contains some very useful advice.
including the sensible advice not to use fire against zombies.
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Nurse Nasty
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:39 pm |
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r2d2 wrote: |
Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Propane tanks and flares as well. Lots and lots. |
no no no no no. no.
using fire against zombies is a rookie mistake. |
Rookie? Have you been reading this thread? I've been preparing for this for 20 years, indulging my youth in the creative way to make high explosives from household items.
Fire is a great tool, but I wasn't talking about fire. Propane tanks are household items with explosive force. BLEVE, is Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapour Explosion. With home-made incendiary and a shotgun you have yourself a quick and dirty concussion grenade. Plus fire, being a readily available tool, can strip a zombie of it's flesh destroying the brain in under in a minute. Fire the greatest tool when all you have left is a shovel.
Don't worry R2, I'll come save you as well... |
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Ghost
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:14 am |
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Quarantine is pretty good too. Even the foreign version Quarantine copied is worth watching although I can't think of the name right now.
About the arsenal, well I'm not going to pull mine out if no one else is
@NN if you watch Land of the dead you'll know we also need to pack up on fireworks. Eventually we will have to head into town for supplies. If we don't SOOI is going to starve to death hiding under his house because all he has for a weapon is a golf club and a rolling pin.
@R2D2 - zombies on fire can only remain walking for a few seconds. Don't believe everything you read |
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auguste
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:24 am |
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@ NN
Shotgun shells probably won't pierce your prophane tank. Hollow points will pierce the tank but fail to ignite it. Incendiary rounds however have a chance to pierce and ignite , but it takes two shots and i'm not certain its really worth it.
A pintle mounted chaingun that is on your driving fortress of doom will pierce and ignite it.
See , watching mythbusters is usefull for when the zombie armageddon comes along. |
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r2d2
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:58 am |
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luckey
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:03 am |
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^^Clown pajamas. That's all you'll need. I'm sure someone makes them for squeaky little robots. |
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Nurse Nasty
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:29 am |
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auguste wrote: |
@ NN - Shotgun shells probably won't pierce your prophane tank. |
Yes they do. Some of you are sooooooooo going to be brain appetisers.
Firing a solid slug will penetrate the side. Firstly you need to strap a lit flare to it's side, or seeing as you've already marked your local military caches on a map and raided them for grenades. FA-TOOMSH! --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAyuq8sDCeg&NR=1
Shotguns have so many different ammo types and are so versatile during this impending doom. 9-shot is recommended for everyday zombie use, but you can also get high explosive, fletchettes and flares.
If you can get a really big pressurized tank, you strap a nice big explosive device to it, set-up you're iPod and large speakers to pump out some Nine Inch Nails and run. Zombies will come a running to the sound and then this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz2DLc3s52Q |
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Ghost
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:49 am |
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My arsenal list is complete but I am hesitant to post it. Looking at the list, it seems a bit much. |
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eraserhead
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:26 am |
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Ghost wrote: |
My arsenal list is complete but I am hesitant to post it. Looking at the list, it seems a bit much. |
A pink feather duster and a rolling pin are not considered recommended "weapons" Ghost, but go on post a pic we won't laugh we promise |
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Yastreb
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:50 pm |
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Ghost wrote: |
Quarantine is pretty good too. Even the foreign version Quarantine copied is worth watching although I can't think of the name right now. |
That's REC (or [REC]).
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1038988/ |
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:53 pm |
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Brrraaaaaiiiinnnnsssssss
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Nurse Nasty
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:26 pm |
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Jammy
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jose_cuervo
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:01 pm |
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Here are some readily available garden implements that were actually designed with zombie killing in mind.
All safety guards (where applicable) should be removed and oversized blades installed when available.
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Nanny Ogg
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:15 pm |
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Fowan Nyne
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:07 pm |
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Personally I like close quarter combat.
Jammy's chainsaw thingy would be my weapon of choice. Or a whip... |
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