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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:23 pm |
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From Mrs Rebecca Abdulmalik ([email protected])
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| Do Confirm Your Interest by providing the Information below, they will be Needed to Prepare a Draft Agreement between Yourself and my Client. And I Assure You that the Information will be used solely for the purpose mentioned above, and I also Assure You that this Transaction will be Executed within the armpits of the Law. |
Suddenly I'm not so interested in the money |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
 "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x  4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
    
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Jonas Parker
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Posts: 109
Location: Texas
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:18 pm |
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that will be one HAIRY transaction... |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:13 pm |
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I guess you just have to make sure that the Law thoroughly cleans its armpits with milk & honey. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:04 pm |
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De-education or someone's badly handwritten script? We'll never know.
And let the puns roll-on. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:10 pm |
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I think I'd have to turn my nose up at that one.  |
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bumsnacks
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 May 2009
Posts: 90
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:38 am |
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I think something smells.... |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:49 pm |
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Maybe she just means the inevitable headlock from the burly fraud squad cop, who does a bit of the old martial arts in his spare time. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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rackingguy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 263
Location: Parts Unknown, just like the Missing Link
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:08 pm |
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She just avoided the cops. It was a close shave. |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:43 pm |
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That's the pits... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:56 pm |
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No sweat! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:20 pm |
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I've just found this in a scam email.
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| within the ambits of the law. |
Just a lad typo, but a wonderful one.
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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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foo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 1271
Location: Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Citteh
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:36 pm |
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| Jonas Parker wrote: |
| that will be one HAIRY transaction... |
First reply, with an entire world of armpit-humor ahead of you, and THAT'S the best you could come up with? 
I'm still waiting for a lad to call himself a Supreme Cretinous Barrister, but I think that one dropped me.  |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:14 am |
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I'd take him up on his offer, PDs, but only under the concubines of the law. 
edit: In fact, why not all of pile on top of the concubines of the law?  |
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