MORKEY DOG ELEPHANT (update 08/01/2010)

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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:51 am

Yep, that's my lad's favourite animal Laughing

This guy has been sent to M1CN S3cure twice. He wasted about 8 hours here.
He completed the process and started whining about the remaining numbers. To obtain these I send him to S3curity Shi3ld where he had a great time: 6 1/2 hours time and 728 questions answered.

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I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING AS INSTRUTED FOR ABOUT 7 TO 8 HOURS TILL NOW NO RESPOND FROM THEM. ARE YOU SURE THEY ARE NOT PLAYING WITH YOU

I put the more serious answers in the file below (7 pages!).
It's kinda of a do-it-yourself thingy 'cause you have to fill in the Very Happy

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Enjoy!

http://members.419eater.com/~bobdemol/mustaphamomudu/mustaphamomudu.pdf

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:31 pm

Good job bob! Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:10 pm

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i play to be a lawyer and that is what i am

Huh, honest answer???

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:21 pm

Hilarious, good job

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:36 pm

After complaining he came back for more Laughing

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I HAVENT SEE KIND OF TRANSFER BEFORE? IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE PLAYING WITH YOU AND TO ME HERE JUST TO WAST ALL MY TIME?
RESPOND TO ME URGENT AM WAITING.

I'm on holiday Very Happy

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Session starttime: 2010-01-06 06:05:08(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2010-01-06 06:58:43(GMT-7)
Answers: 70

Q: Have you used 5ecure 5hi3ld service before?
A: no i havent
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: no i did not answer yes i said no and it is once
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: i havent receive electronic transfer before
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: is for preperration of documents to my partner
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: no is not related to criminal activity
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: no it will not be used for criminal activities
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: no i dont have criminal record and i havent be investigated for any
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: no i dont know any one that have connected to organized for crime
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: i dont know anyone that have investigated for crime
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: no i dont know anyone that have be convited for crime
Q: How much money does a secretary get paid per week?
A: i dont know the amount i only know mine
Q: Is it poverty, upbringing, lack of education, unemployment or something else?
A: well i think so
Q: How have vegetables been cut which are served Julienne?
A: oh i dont know of that
Q: What are your dreams for your children?
A: my dream for my chidren is for them to have a good future
Q: What lessons have you learned from your relationships?
A: is to make my family have a happy family life
Q: If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
A: well maybe united kingdom
Q: Do you think that people should put photos of their friends onto the Internet?
A: that is not good but if you friend ask you to do that you can do it bout if not dont do it
Q: What is your favorite treat?
A: my favorite treat is honesty
Q: If you were given a chance to go to the moon, would you go? Why or why not?
A: if i give that chance i will go
Q: Who won the award for the best comedy newcomer at the British comedy awards in 2003?
A: i thing i dont know that am not corrent in that
Q: What is copyright? How do we break copyright law on the Internet?
A: when you know of anyone that os doing that you have to report them and block them out of the internet
Q: Have you ever seen a celebrity?
A: no i havent see it
Q: Have you ever tried to contact another planet?
A: no i havent try that
Q: Does it drive you crazy when you have invited people to dinner and they come late?
A: well i will not maybe is the tie they have chance
Q: How do you feel about spending time in rush hours?
A: i dont feel so happy
Q: What is a corrida?
A: i dont understand that languege corrida
Q: What is your best memory of childhood? Worst?
A: my best memory is to go to londom, then the worst is when am hungry
Q: Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A: well i dont understand that bout i know i always eat tomoto
Q: What is a typical day in the life of your dictionary (pet frog, walking shoes, classroom)?
A: the typical day is when am in the classroom
Q: Are there any charities in (your town/city)?
A: yes they are in my town and city
Q: How many days a week do you work?
A: i always work 6 time in a week
Q: How many tentacles does a squid have?
A: i dont have the idea of that
Q: On an average day, how many hours do you watch TV?
A: well maybe 1hour 30mines
Q: Do you believe in vampires? / Do you believe that vampires exist?
A: i dont believe in vampires
Q: Why is a tsunami an emergency?
A: i dont know what is tsunami? but emergebcy is a thing that happen asidentaly
Q: What disease are you most afraid of? Why?
A: like cansal dibities Shocked

Q: According to Tina Turner, what is the speed limit in Nutbush?
A: i dont have idea of that
Q: What is the name given to a locked case in which decanters can be seen but not used?
A: i dont know of that
Q: Can you think of different types of volunteer work?
A: yes like the lawyer work pastoria work
Q: How many tentacles does a squid have?
A: i dont know of that
Q: What do you think are the qualifications?
A: first education cetificate from school
Q: What lessons have you learned from your relationships?
A: i learned a good lessons e.t.c good life with my family
Q: What are some common situations when people are sometimes dishonest?
A: all just for money it bring good and bad
Q: Do you believe in an after-life?
A: no i dont believe in that
Q: What are some of the ways the Internet can be used for education?
A: is used to learn have friends and so on and so forth
Q: What is the difference between work and a job?
A: work and a job are the same
Q: Do you give money to beggars or homeless people? Why or why not?
A: yes i have money to them i know they are in need of it and God will bles me for that is in the bible
Q: What are you listening to right now?
A: right now am not listening am working retrieving my transaction details Laughing

Q: When you were caught making love to an animal, what did you do?
A: i dont do that am a human if i want to make love is with a human like me i have a wife when i want to do that i do it with my wife
Q: In which year did Captain Scott reach the South Pole?
A: i dont know the year
Q: What do you think are some ways of developing these abilities?
A: is by good educations
Q: When have you been dishonest?
A: am always honest
Q: In Russia they have trained mice to carry secret messages, explosives and to listen in on secret conversations. The mice then report back to their controllers. What would you do if you saw one of these mice? How would you communicate with it?
A: i will control him so he will not repeat that nest time
Q: How have vegetables been cut which are served Julienne?
A: i dont realy know that
Q: Do you believe in astrology? What is your astrological sign?
A: i dont believe in that and i dont have it
Q: Is it easy to find a job in Canada? How about in your country?
A: ie the same too
Q: Do you have any proverbs or idioms from your country that relate to beauty?
A: yes my country is a peacefull country
Q: Do you think we can feel if a ghost is near by us by the changes in the weather?
A: i dont thing so
Q: In Roman mythology, Neptune is the equivalent to which Greek god?
A: well it maybe i dont realy know
Q: Alan Minter was undisputed World boxing champion at which weight?
A: well i dont know the champion
Q: What does your future hold?
A: the future is in the hands of God
Q: Do you think people should have cosmetic surgery to enhance their looks?
A: well maybe i dont know of that
Q: If you had to be at home to recover for a long time, what would you do to relieve the boredom?
A: i will do the same
Q: What job would you most like to have, if social/cultural boundaries did not apply?
A: the job i am now is beter for me as a lawyer
Q: Are you satisfied with their service?
A: yes am satisfied with it
Q: Are you afraid of ghosts?
A: no am not i know my God is above everything
Q: Please explain how incredibly evil and idiotic internet scammers can be:
A: they are not good the are very bad i dont even want to know them Evil or Very Mad

Q: Do you believe in God and all his commandments? What should happen to those who break these laws?
A: i believe in God and i follow his commandment.. those that break his law will wait for the last day
Q: At what age do people usually begin to work in your country?
A: well from 18 is okey
Q: Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
A: well sex is a good thing but when u have ur wife

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:09 am

Very nice! Very Happy

I hope to see a Lad script about dying mothers which includes the ailment 'cansal dibities' very shortly..... Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:07 am

Does he think you are wasting his time? The cheek of it!

Why are lads so ungrateful towards our efforts to make them rich through fraud.

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:47 am

He's addicted to it Very Happy

Came back for 166 answers more which makes a total of 964 questions answered. He's locked out now and is required to upload a security pic.

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2010-01-07 10:48:52 Q: If you could be a plant, what would you choose to be?
A: i will choose to be mango Laughing

2010-01-07 13:03:49 Q: What types of noise pollution do you hate the most?
A: i hate it when am eating

2010-01-07 13:07:50 Q: What computer do you use to access the Internet?
A: i use pensure 4 Cool

2010-01-07 13:12:16 Q: How much money do you have on you right now?
A: i always have much in my right hand

2010-01-07 13:12:56 Q: What is your favorite animal?
A: my favorite animal is monkey (uh, what about the MORKEY DOG ELEPHANT?)

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