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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:01 pm |
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My retired female character send my lad the paymentslip in PDF.
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I managed to scan the document. Frankly it took me 3 hours to find out how.
Please see it attached.
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Lad:
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Please i need you to resend me the payment slips right now,
pdf.document pdf. document is not responding here in Ghana, please
kindly resend it with Microsoft world as soon as possible, please no
delay, i have been trying to open the payment slip for the past 30
Minut and is failing to open,
Madam, resend me the payment slip with either Micro-soft world, P.D.F
program is not responding here, i am waiting your respond thank you.
try and resend it to me right now.
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Somewhat later:
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I am waiting for you to resend the payment slips, you did not send it
properly, attact it properly and send it to me on microsoft world on
your computer, i am waiting for you, |
Me:
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Sorry for the delay but I am still learning with the scanning machine.
Could you please tell me what "microsoft world" is? |
Lad:
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Madam L@ddy B@te, Microsoft World Document, will display any kind of attach document freely without any inch  |
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try your best and locate any internet café, take along
with the payment slips to any café and instruct them to scan the
payment slips as soon as they scan the payment slips with either
Microsoft World or any other means but please do not accept to use pdf
document is not running hear, when you send it with pdf it will not
display the payment slips over hear.
Madam L@ddy B@te, if you choice to scan the payment slips with your
own scanning machine then you must scan it properly and after scanning
the document on your scanning machine then you attach it to the mail
you want to send to me, then after you finish scanning and typing the
mail please try and see to your self if you can open the payment slips
that you attach on the mail you want to send to me. Once the payment
slips open then you can send it to me, but please make use of
Microsoft World document.
Pdf Document, the page you use in sanding the payment slips to me
yesterday, you can also fine Microsoft Document on your computer, if
you don’t have Microsoft world then you can choice any other document
apart from pdf. I am waiting for you right now, we have about two
hour hear in Accra Ghana.  |
Always nice to get some free computer lessons 
EDIT: Should I consider to send the slip through MS Virtual Earth ?  |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:48 pm |
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or reply with i couldnt find microsoft world but i did find google earth, i just cant get it to show the payment slip, just this big picture of the world. |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:02 pm |
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Lads 
No matter how hard he tries or not tried he is just not going to get "Microsoft World" out of his head.
I take it he wants a .doc file. Not that the .doc file isn't going to respond the exact way as the .pdf so let me recommend some other file formats to try
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.PSD or PDD
.RAW
.BMP or .RLE or DIB
.DCM or .DC3 or .DIC
.EPS
.FXG
.IFF or .TDI
Jpeg or .JPG
PDF or .PDP
.PSB
.PCX
.PCT or .PICT
.PXR
.PNG
.PBM or .PGM or. PPM or .PNM
.SCT
.TIF |
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3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:12 pm |
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I tried Microshaft hexhell a few times as well.
Maybe GE will soon introduce a virtual Gaia add on - experiencing un-repoductional orgasms at will.
Sorry - got side-tracked. What is a PDF?
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:47 pm |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:19 am |
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Sorry - got side-tracked. What is a PDF?
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PDF = Portable Document Format. Docs saved in that format can be read on all computer platforms. See the Adobe Acrobat website for more info. |
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einsteinboricua
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Oct 2009
Posts: 76
Location: 1 Maple Lane Sunnyvale
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:01 pm |
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Aww don't worry about that. My lad first asked for Microsoft World and then asked for Microsoft Words. |
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ThankingArthur
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Oct 2009
Posts: 357
Location: The Golden Tulip Hotel
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:00 am |
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I think that's microsoft's international version of the software
Maybe sending him an excel document would be fun. |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:16 pm |
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I think Bill Gates has Microsoft World. |
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