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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:34 pm |
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This is ridiculous! I give my lads my Google Voice number, and since I'm between 7 and 8 hours behind the time in West Africa, they call me in the middle of the night (my phone is silenced, so it doesn't bother my sleeping).
Then in the morning, I get their voicemail sent to my Gmail account. It invariably consists of a 3-4 seconds of silence (or, if I'm lucky, a couple miniscule breathing noises or something) and then they hang up.
What the hell is up with this? Do lads not know how to leave a message?? |
_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:54 pm |
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yep I find that too, on my skype voicemail. I just get a succession of 7 second silent voicemails |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:22 am |
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I just got another one! Three seconds long - I think the dumbass licked his lips and hung up |
_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:27 am |
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PM me his number and I will chew him out for you. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:02 am |
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You could try to tell him that you screen your calls and if he wants you to pick up then he needs to start talking to you. Maybe as code he should recite some Shakespeare so you know it's him. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:16 am |
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I believe it is because unlike real people, they phone you for a scammer-typical reason : To find out from the inflections of your voice how hooked you are.
Therefore, from their POV, voice messages are a waste of time, and they hang up after a second so that you see they have called, like flashing, then they expect you to call back then.
What from my RL experience is a manner that only small bois and teenagers with no more prepaid credits do, seems to be a normal socially acceptable way to start a phone conversation over there. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20608
Location: East of Humptulips
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:36 am |
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^^^^ I believe that is true and have used that very tactic to get the lads to call me. Call them at O'dark thirty and hang up and wait for them to call back. In five months I have only used about $4.50 fo my google voice credit and recieved dozens on calls with the lads paying the bill. |
_________________ "thank you for making me a fool" CC lad
"I lost my assories" Barr. Angus Bu...g
"YOU NEED SOME DOCTOR" Barrister Peter Paul
I dont know who is lieing ,either you or F3lcha1r
is annoying to watch my email for a whole day and not read from you-
>178 x 200 x2
Peru : sri lanka : USVI : Oman x 5816
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:06 am |
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Always give your lad a passphrase, tell him you won't pick up unless you hear it repeated on your answering machine. Tongue twisters are good, and phrases like 'hammock hunt' or 'High yam a wee todd' work well. Be as inventive as you like. Lads will sing for you, too. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:12 am |
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I know I collected a few "advertisements" for Eater U when the passphrase I mass-asemmed out was "Go to 8 at the Eetah University"
For a while I wanted to get a few show-jingles that way (with passphrases like "Bad to the bone, bad to the bone"), which would have been cool for Dan to play before that George Thoroughgood song, but this little project didnĀ“t work out. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:16 am |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:41 pm |
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^^ Spot on, if he's faced with a recorded message and no crystal clear instructions on what to do next, his tiny mind goes blank, and nothing computes except 'hang up' after he's had enough time to work it out for himself. Give him a song to sing (they like hymns), a poem to recite, a quote, anything you like, and you'll soon get lots of nice little voicemails to brighten up your day, courtesy of the lad's phone credit.
You could try the recorded message modalities too, like the 'please hold, while we connect your call' one, or 'you now have three options. To transfer this call, press 1' and so on. Some baiters like to have the recording place the lad on hold with the most nauseating cheesy music they can find, there should be plenty of ideas in the stickies. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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