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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:51 am |
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I started getting into poker a few years ago but stopped playing. Hardly ever played for money cuz I'm just not confident enough lol!
Anyway, I just got back into it and I joined a local poker league. Sometimes I play for fun at pokerstars.net but I've noticed people play like MORONS online with play money so it's kind of frustrating. 
Anyone else play?!  |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:36 am |
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I was tricked into playing strip poker once....
That kind of put me off the game.  |
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Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
 Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:58 pm |
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:14 am |
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LOL I've never played strip poker
I just got back from my first league game AND WON FIRST PLACE!!! AHHHH!!! I'm still so excited about that They were all saying how well I did and that I need to have more confidence and play for money. Only 12 people total showed up, but that's the best I've ever done. Usually when I play live I just play my friends for fun and I know how they play so it's not much of a challenge lol So I earned about half the points I need in order to play in the quarterly and that's a huge tournament. First place prize for that is a spot in the world series of poker...... lol yeah right, I'll keep dreaming LOL |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:50 am |
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wanna, way to go . . . keep it up and believe in yourself. GOOD LUCK!! |
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firefight
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Oct 2009
Posts: 23
Location: way too drunk to know
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Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:28 pm |
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just remember in poker its easy come easy go cowboy. when i play its easy go home broke  |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:18 am |
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@Nick: Strip poker only works if you're the Tricker NOT the Trickee...trust me on that one! |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:23 am |
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^^ A lesson well learned. |
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Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:12 pm |
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| wannab8 wrote: |
| I just got back from my first league game AND WON FIRST PLACE!!! AHHHH!!! I'm still so excited about that |
GG & WP wanna. Feels nice don't it 
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| a spot in the world series of poker...... lol yeah right, I'll keep dreaming LOL |
Coincidence, my dream too lol.
I have been trying to build up a BR, Ferguson style. Is damn hard work in them freerolls but I have to admit, I'm a freeroll wh*re  At least I've had some successes, (online/ home/ pub games) but just need to move my game up to a higher level.
Since FT's fantasy WSOP league this summer am happy to say I also discovered razz. Love it for its brutality.  From there got into the other variants. Love the PLO8 & HORSE. Also on PS the 8 game and badugi. Although my LEAST best game is the stud hi. Funny that seems to be quite a common sentiment. It's just such a pain in the rrrr cos I think it's too "rigid". |
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:25 pm |
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Earned some good money in U playing poker. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:04 am |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:48 am |
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Playing cards is like making love to a beautiful woman,
you just have to poker
(Apologies to Thommo Shanter) |
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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:58 pm |
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^^^
Baiting lads. Is that like making love to a beautiful woman?
Perhaps you care to tell us how making a swiss cheese and ham sandwich is like making love to a beautiful woman?
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"piss off you thief. we will confiscate your fund tomorrow Take Note !!!" - West3rn Onion
"Now I know that you are a psycho. Never you contact Me if you know that You are that unserious person fool!" - P Morg@n
"Stop writting to me again because if you try to send an more mail to my mail box i will inform the police about you and they will get you arristed fool like you." - Barr P Jame5
"GO F**K WITH YOUR MOTHER A**HOLE.......... "- K@zim- m@[email protected] <-100% risky free phones
"yES WE HAVE THE DERREN BROWN AVAILABLE IN STOCK" 5teffan Mue1ler - <[email protected]
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:38 pm |
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The Devil Fish lives a few miles up the road from where I used to live before I switched hemispheres and he moved to Vegas!
He has quite an impressive car collection with personalized plates as I recall.
Playing Poker is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... at the end of the day its all about what they think you've got compared with what you've actually got in your hand. |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:55 pm |
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I play a bit. not online though |
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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:35 am |
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| Tommo Shanter wrote: |
| Playing Poker is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... |
I disagree.
It's like making love to a trashy woman, If you give em all your chips - they'll f**k ya ragged |
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"piss off you thief. we will confiscate your fund tomorrow Take Note !!!" - West3rn Onion
"Now I know that you are a psycho. Never you contact Me if you know that You are that unserious person fool!" - P Morg@n
"Stop writting to me again because if you try to send an more mail to my mail box i will inform the police about you and they will get you arristed fool like you." - Barr P Jame5
"GO F**K WITH YOUR MOTHER A**HOLE.......... "- K@zim- m@[email protected] <-100% risky free phones
"yES WE HAVE THE DERREN BROWN AVAILABLE IN STOCK" 5teffan Mue1ler - <[email protected]
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