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Sleepless
Goat Licker
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 315
Location: In my lad's head
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:18 am |
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Nigeria King of Tableoids????? |
Lovely, lovely. We must have the rest of that paper then - the tidbits about the goats |
_________________ "...you keep me sleepless at night... I miss you." (my first Burkina banker, sigh!)
"I lick you from head to toes and rob your white legs with my fingers. u will love that i hope." (my second Burkina banker, yikes!)
"Hey, to your answer,your voice and the way you sounds are all B.S. is not better than any normal Nigerian man voice." (Prince Diallo to Ms. M)
"You demanded for tampax i bought it now where are you?" - Z4k3 4dams
x19, Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safaris- Lagos Nigeria to Paga ("Crocodile City") Ghana; repeat Lagos to Tokwari Ghana - 3800mi. (With SH & Craig & Frumpy )
Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra to Tamale (with SH) |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:13 am |
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Can you get him to send you page 3? I want to read about the Nigerian untarred roads. |
I rather think in the Sun you would get this on page 3
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:56 am |
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Is that Perky Penelope?
She's wild but she ain't baa-aa-aa-aad...? |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:07 am |
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Newspaper Lad has nothing to do with Despair Lad, as it happens.
Mal to Despair Lad:
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According to the EFCC I only have $270 to pay! Did you contact them? Last I remember you were talking about that. |
He didn't take it well:
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I don't think it is possible to pay $270 for what reason?it is not possible,beside i have not heard from the EFCC.please Mr my dear try to be honest with me if you really want the progress of this transfer.And for your information the inland revenue director have put a stop to this transfer of $1,200,000,00 in the Bank because they did not get their payment after they have given me the tax clearance certificate with trust.
Now all you have to do now is to make this tax clearance payment of $3,750,00 to the inland revenue office Halifax bank account London given to you so that the will remove this stop they have put to this money in the bank.as you can see that is the only solution now or you come over here in Nigeria your self. |
That line about being honest didn't quite resonate with Mal:
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Do you think I make this shit up? Holy snapping duckshit, there'd be no gorram point! I'll forward you the EFCC message and you can judge for yourself. |
Meanwhile, a reply to Newspaper Lad -
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Please clarify - is the processing fee exclusive of the tax fee payable to [Despair Lad]? |
- got this:
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I write to confirm receipt of your email and I will sincerely advise
that you stop further correspondence with any other individual
regarding your funds for the agencies that where appointed to handle
your funds remittance have lied to and deceived a lot of beneficiaries
in the past that is why the president directed us to handle your
matter and see that you receive your due funds without further delay.
As soon as you send the $270.00 and provide me with the payment
information, we shall transfer your funds to you.
Go ahead and send the money today for other beneficiaries are paying. |
So I had to ask something:
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With respect, I'd like an explanation of the "Non-Resident Personal Bank Accounts" referenced in the article you attached. There's a fee of $500 mentioned which seems to be at variance with your messages. |
I got an answer:
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The $270.00 is required for the appropriation of your fund realease
order documents with the federal high court to facilitate the swift
transfer of your funds to you.
Regarding the non-residential fee of $500.00 it will be sent to the
paying bank during the transfer to you.
Thank you in anticipation of your understanding. |
My standard response followed:
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Send me an invoice for the fee and a bank account to send it to. I should be able to make the payment on Monday. |
I anticipate no account at first, plus a pledge to send me an invoice after payment.
Despair Lad was quick on the draw, I'll give him that:
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Thank God you have not fall a victim again,that is not EFCC Nigeria,i told you that this Avis will be back for you.He claim to be EFCC now answering another name with his associates and try to steal your $270 with a common news peper.you will regreat it if you dear send any money to this criminal.EFCC will not request any money from please do not send,contact the rightful people on their email Mrs wazir and forward this email to them. |
Though Mal was dismissive:
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I'm not sending that bonehead anything - he certainly doesn't look much of a criminal mastermind now though; more the clown. I'm not sending anything to Mrs Wazir though because she's fake too - not that you need reminding about that. |
Despair Lad hates that Avis guy... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:11 pm |
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Newspaper guy chose another option; to ignore me.
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This is to confirm receipt of your email, the content is well read,
understood and noted.
Regarding the processing fee, be advised that you are required to send
it either through western union money transfer or money gram which
ever one that best suits your convenience with the receivers
information of my secretary/accounts officer contained in the approved
payment notification letter sent to you by this agency.
Send me the payment information as soon as you send the money, I will
update Oceanic Bank with the development. |
Mal was acid:
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So - "the content [of my email] is well read, understood and noted" - my aching backside it's any of those; you ignored both my requests.
And FYI I am not "required" to send money as you demand. You do as I say. Send the bank account details and invoice pronto. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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