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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Y'all remember P.P3t3rs of Blitz-TripleSafari fame? He and I have been using our good ol' Nodo modality on a new lad who, today we find, has made the lovely 300-or-so mile trip from Accra to Abidjan with his buddy. By the time they get back, they'll have, between the two of them, covered 1200 mugu miles (about 1900 km).
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HELLO DAVID,
MY REPRESENTATIVE WILL BE WITH YOU TOMORROW BEEN SATURDAY MY DEAR, I CANT ADOUNDOR YOU AND PASTOR PET3R ONLY MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE DEAR TO WAIT FOR US, DONT FAIL. I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU A CALL IF IT WILL REACH YOU. DONT WORRY, WE ARE WITH YOU NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO PASTOR PET3R HE WILL NOT DIE. WAIT FOR US FROM 3PM TO 6PM SATURDAY.
THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS
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Date: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 12:58:45 -0800 (PST)
From: Ses3 Zugulv <[email protected]>
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HELLO DAVID.
MY REPRESENTATIVE IS IN THE IVORY COTE SINCE THURSDAY AND CANNOT FOUND YOU. WHAT IS ALL THIS IS? NOW IS SORT OF MONEY? PLEASED ASK THE CAFE MAN TO GIVE YOU NORMAL ADDRESS SO HE CAN FOUND YOU. AS SOON AS YOU MEET HIM FILL FREE TO HAND HIM OVER THE GIFT AND THE MONEY.
WE HELD A BOARD MEETING AND NOW FINALISE TO BRING THE GOLD TO IVORY COTE. BECAUSED OF PASTOR PET3R SICKNESS HE CANNOT BE ABLE TO TRAVEL BY ROAD? HE NEEDED A REST.. WILL HAVE 6 KILO OF GOLD BAR AND I KILO OF ALLUVIAL GOLD DUST FOR YOU.
AS SOON AS OUR REPRESENTATIVE RETURE WITH THE MONEY ON MONDAY. WE WILL TRANSPORT IT BY ROAD WITH ME AND THE REST OF THE BOARD DIRECTORS TO IVORY COST SO YOU AND PASTOR PETER WILL GO BACK TO THE STATE BEFORE SUNDAY NEXT WEEK. AM WAITING FOR THE MONEY WE HAVE NO TIME TO WAST I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAID. PACKEG THE MONEY VERY WELL REMOVE 5.000 DOLLAR FROM IT IS FOR YOUR EXPENCES TILL I MEET YOU ON THURSDAY NEXT WEEK WITH THE GOLD SO YOU GUYS CAN NOW TRAVEL WITH IT FROM THEY. OUR REPRESENTATIVE NAME IS EVANG. J0SEPH. THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.
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Date: Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:45:07 -0800 (PST)
From: Sese Zugulv <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: d@vid |
URGENT!!!!
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HELLO DAVID,
PLEASE THE REPRESENTATIVE CAN'T LOCATE YOUR PLACE YOU ARE CALLING BLVD ASS0UAN. KINGLY FIND A LOCAL NUMBER AND CALL MY REPRESENTATIVE ON THIS NUMBER: xxxxxxxx HE'S WAITING TO MEET YOU TO FACILITATE THE TRANSACTION: HIS NAME EVANGELIST J0SEPH. HE WANTED TO JOIN YOU AT RIV1ERA 3 ROUND ABOUT CLOSE TO BOULEVARD ASS0UAN. ARRANGE ANOTHER TIME FOR THIS. IT IS VERY URGENT. PICK ANY TAXI AND ASK FOR RIV1ERA 3 OR NEUF KILO.
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From: Sese Zugulv <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT!!!! |
And, for some extra fun, we got a few voicemails from Joe.
Voicemail 1
Voicemail 2
Voicemail 3
I've spoken to Zugu many times in the past, so I recognize his voice well enough. Well, at least enough to know that that is not him. BUT, in the second voicemail, right at the end, you can hear Zug's voice.
I would say that the combination of that, along with the shift in IP and the occasional slips of "we" and "us" (they were much more frequent in the letters preceding), is enough to say that there were definitely two lads that traveled.
On a significantly more self-centered note, this is my 10th and 11th safari. I've crossed the line into double digits.
Furthermore, much props to my partner in crime, who's only been baiting for 3 or 4 months, and already has 5 safaris under his belt. That's an average of more than one per month. Not a bad track record, I'd say.
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_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:48 pm |
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Well done guys!!! |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
X14 more &
Team Mr Bigg's |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:50 pm |
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Goddamnit Nick, don't you ever get enough of all those safari hats? You're a bloody machine! Brilliant baiting man, congrats to you and your partner in crime.
PS: you should try romance baiting |
_________________ x 600+ (gave up counting long time ago)
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Going Gold?
Post scripts at scamwarners!
Kill a fake site today! |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Location: Germany
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:08 am |
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Cool stuff, NickTheCop and a festive season / Merry Christmas to your two travellers! |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:13 am |
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Caligula wrote: |
PS: you should try romance baiting |
I'm about as romantic as a festering turd neatly nestled in a dilapidated downtown district curb. I don't reckon I'll be too much of a hit with the love lads.
I haven't had the chance to take a call from the boys, nor have P.P and I coordinated our writing, so the poor lads have been sitting in suspense. Thankfully, they don't want to give up yet, what with the prize so close and all.
PLS GIVE US THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY. WE ARE COMMING THERE
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HELLO DAVID,
LISTING DAVID? THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO MAKE IT EASY FOR US
TO SEE YOU NOW IS TO GIVE US THE MISSIONARY NAME, AND THE LOCATION
WHERE COMMING THERE TO MEET YOU AND PASTOR PET3R AS SOON AS
WE RECEIVE 'THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY' IS NEEDED NOW.
PLEASED GIVE US THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY , WE HAVE BEEN IN THIS
TOWN SINCE THURSDAY LOOKING EVERY WAY TO SEE YOU AND PASTOR
PET3R. WE ARE WAITING FOR THE ADDRESS DO IT FAST, IS YOU THAT DEALING
US NO
W PLEASED SEND IT FAST. THANKS
SESE ZUGULV |
The same letter was sent a mere 6 minutes later with only this slightly different subject line:
PLS GIVE US THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY, WHERE COMMING THERE NOW. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:00 pm |
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Two new voicemails:
Voicemail 1
Voicemail 2
The first number Google presented as "Unknown", but the second comes back with a Ghana calling code.
Now, normally I wouldn't be happy about my lads bailing on me, but when the voicemails that indicate this are saying "we will be coming immediately", somehow I can't stay mad at them.
Let's see if we can make this a quadruple safari. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:32 pm |
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Nice going, Nick, and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and all that.
Congratulations on your double digits.
They sounded more frantic on those last two calls. I guess they didn't like sitting still all that time without a word. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:46 pm |
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WE HAVE BEEN IN THIS TOWN SINCE THURSDAY LOOKING EVERY WAY TO SEE YOU AND PASTOR PET3R. |
A no-expense paid safari on christmas day!! What a great holiday present for the mugus, Nick!! |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:47 pm |
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Congratulations to you and PP! Extremely well done! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:54 pm |
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Excellent work Nick and PP. Have you thought of opening a travel agency?
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_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:46 pm |
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I hate you, Nick. PP - Nice work!
I can´t believe its yet another hat, and with all that genius, we´re still having trouble with Kofi & the like. I must be the problem here... there´s no stopping you! |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:00 am |
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Wonderful work there, Nick! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:00 am |
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Craig007 wrote: |
I must be the problem here |
Aw, there there. No need to talk like that, now.
I've been thinking more about it, and I reckon that our combines arrogance had simply brought us up to an unprecedented level of complacency. A few tweaks in our approach, and we'll certainly make 2010 a waking nightmare for the lads.
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Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of calling up Air Ivoire, Arik, and all of those hotels, and demanding they begin paying us commission... or tribute, if they choose.
It seems that the situation with the bois has been clarified. As you'll recall, a few days ago we had a CDI IP address and both lads' voices on a CDI number. Then, the other day, I got some voicemails from a Ghana IP.
My last conclusion was that the lads had bailed. However, today, it appears, we've received e-mails from a CDI IP and voicemails from a Ghana number, interlaced - so to speak - within the same timeframe. That said, it appears that only Zug had returned to Ghana, while poor Joe is still sitting his ass in Abidjan.
Quadruple is out of the question now, I suppose, but we can still get a third pith.
Anyway, here are the letters...
PLEASED DAVID GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY
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HELLO DAVID,
PLEASED DAVID, GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY AND THE LOCATION WE ARE COMMING THERE TO MEET YOU AND PASTOR PET3R RIGHT NOW STOP WASTING OUR TIME PLAESED, AM WAITING.
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DAVID? STOP WASTING OUR TIME GIVE US THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY.
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DAVID, STOP MAKING THIS TO BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR US SEE OURSELF. SIMPLY GIVE US THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY AND THE LOCATION WE ARE COMMING THERE IN PERSON TO MEET YOU IMMEDIATELY. STOP STANDING FOR ANY CAFE AND STOP DEALEYING US TO MEET YOU AND PASTOR PET3R.
WE CANNOT LOCATE THE CYB3R B1Z CAFE, WE HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YESTERDAY AND CANNOT FOUND ANY CYBER CAFE THERE. PLEASED STOP GIVING US CYBER CAFE ADDRESS, JUST GIVE US THE MISSIONARY NAME AND THE LOCATION ONLY.
WE ARE COMMING DIRECT TO MEET YOU THERE AND PASTOR PET3R PLEASED DO THIS FAST WE ARE WAITING. PRESENTLY WE ARE ARROUND YOU AND CANNOT FOUND EACH OTHER, PLEASED MAKE IT EASY FOR US BY GIVING US THE NAME OF THE (MISSIONARY AND THE LOCATION PLEASED) AS SOON AS WE GET THIS, YOU SEE US IMMEDIATELY, PLEASED WE ARE WAITING.
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PLEASED CALL US IN THIS NUMBER( xxxxxxxx ) IS URGENT.
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DAVID, STOP MAKING THIS TO BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR US SEE YOU AND PASTOR PET3R. SIMPLY GIVE US THE NAME OF THE MISSIONARY AND THE LOCATION WE ARE COMMING THERE IN PERSON TO MEET YOU IMMEDIATELY. STOP STANDING FOR ANY CAFE AND STOP DEALEYING US TO MEET YOU AND PASTOR PET3R.
WE CANNOT LOCATE THE CYB3R B1Z CAFE, WE HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YESTERDAY AND CANNOT FOUND ANY CYBER CAFE THERE. PLEASED STOP GIVING US CYBER CAFE ADDRESS, JUST GIVE US THE MISSIONARY NAME AND THE LOCATION ONLY.
WE ARE COMMING DIRECT TO MEET YOU THERE AND PASTOR PET3R PLEASED DO THIS FAST WE ARE WAITING. PRESENTLY WE ARE ARROUND YOU AND CANNOT FOUND EACH OTHER, PLEASED MAKE IT EASY FOR US BY GIVING US THE NAME OF THE (MISSIONARY AND THE LOCATION PLEASED) AS SOON AS WE GET THIS, YOU SEE US IMMEDIATELY, OR FIND ANY PAYING LOCAL CALL AROUND YOU IMMEDIATELY AND CALL US IN THIS NUMBER xxxxxxxx IS IVORY COST LOCAL LINE NUMBER AS SOON AS WE SEE YOUR CALL WE WILL COME AND MEET YOU THERE PLEASED WE ARE WAITING.
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WE NEED TO TAKE PASTOR PET3R TO HOSPITAL IS URGENT.
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HELLO DAVID,
WHAT WE FOUND THEY IS (PHARMACIE SAINT PIERR3 DES R0SEES) THE CYB3R B1Z CAFE IS NO MORE THEY WE CANT FOUND IT THEY AT THAT BOULEVARD ASS0UAN. PLEASED WHAT WE NEED NOW IS THE( MISSIONARY NAME ) WE ARE COMMING TO MEET YOU THERE AS SOON AS WE GET IT AND CALL THIS NUMBER( xxxxxxxx )IS WITH US HERE IN COTE D'IVORY TELL US WHERE YOU ARE WE WILL COME IMMEDIATELY AND MEET YOU, SO WE CAN TAKE PASTOR PET3R TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN. PLEASED DO THIS FAST IS URGENT. THANKS
SESE ZUGULV |
Huh, I guess I never considered the possibility that the could have closed. Oops. Well, at least it doesn't seem to have shaken the lads' spirits.
Here are the voicemails....
Voicemail 1
Voicemail 2
Voicemail 3
Voicemail 4
Voicemail 5
Does he sound frantic at all? |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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NickTheCop
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Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:20 am |
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This just in.
Voicemail
I'm glad to see my lads are waking up nice and early. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
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AL1VE
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Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:50 pm |
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Haha congrats This is great.
p.s : your avatar is just freaky
Also, just wanted to ask, if you get 2 of them to travel together, its counted as 2 safari's? (considering you're dealing with & speaking to both) I never thought of it that way. |
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NickTheCop
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Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:01 pm |
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Sig Icons Explained wrote: |
Hats are for safaris. I believe the general rules for safaris is 200 miles distance travelled (which is 321.86800 kilometres) OR an International border crossing. Getting a lad to travel this distance is the goal. In order to legitimately claim a pith helmet the journey would also have to be IP verified, OR verified by the lad's change of country code of his mobile phone number |
I've always assumed that a safari is a testament to a lad's pain on the road. Since there are two lads traveling, that's two lads suffering, two lads running low on money, and two lads having a lot more trouble running their other scams. That's why I've always seen these kinds of things as two safaris.
Honestly, this is the first time I've personally safaried more than one lad at the same time, so I'm not too familiar with the customs.
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p.s : your avatar is just freaky |
Oh, if only you knew... |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
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NickTheCop
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Well, now I'm confused. I told the laddies to meet me at a cathedral in Abidjan (in a far greater number of words), saying that I'll only come out if I hear Zug's voice and see him on the phone. Since he was the one that went back to Ghana, I figured this was a great way to get him back and claim a third pith.
Well, it seems he did what I said, but it doesn't make much sense. The following voicemails came from a Ghana calling code (same number)...
Voicemail 1
Voicemail 2
As you'll hear, the first voicemail is Zug saying that his representatives will be at the cathedral shortly. The second one (from the same number) is him saying that "we" are at the cathedral. Thing is, I can totally hear cathedral-y echoes and sounds of people in the background, and yet the number is still a Ghana code.
Has he got his number on roaming? Did he go back to Ghana and come to Abidjan again? Was he waiting in Abidjan with his boi all along? Or was he just trying to pull a fast one on me?
Well, I'm still kinda happy. I know there's at least one boi still in Abidjan (on account of the IP addresses), I know that both traveled there at least once, and - best of all - I'd say it's very likely that at least one poor idiot was standing around at the cathedral today, looking like a lost tourist. After all, I did say I'd drag the $140 000 along with me to the meet. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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manbiteslion
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:23 am |
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Nick, brilliant as ever. Maybe your custom tag should become Travel argent of Lucifer Great to see you hitting so many balls out of the stadium
Al1ve - that's not Nick's avatar, it's his webcam |
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Christ almighty! One safari a month? I'm obviously not crazy enough to be here.
Might as well call it a day |
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NickTheCop
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^^ Chin up, little fella. Keep on working at it and you'll achieve your goals eventually.
manbiteslion wrote: |
Al1ve - that's not Nick's avatar, it's his webcam |
If only you knew just how close to the truth that was.
I'll update the situation with the bois as soon as I get word of the proceedings. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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