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MayDay
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 393
Location: St-Fabien de Panet
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:14 pm |
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^^^^Please understand me,my native language is not English,so missunderstoods are coming time to time,forgive me.
But thank you all mates,I´m trying to do my best.
I found out one special thing,cos of these sites,my English is gettin better and better.
Happy New Year to you all and don´t get confused if my spelling is not so perfect allways. |
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Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity
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^^^^Are you there God? It’s me, MayDay, I’m from Bank of America. I’ve just received this check endorsed to you and I’m going to need to verify your signature. Can you give me a social security number and date of birth, please?
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 865
Location: Oueen of Dorkdom.. getting into thier hearts and wont let go
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:57 pm |
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Thanks Happy New yesr!  But another year older,  Your english is very good, I find myself talking like my lads cos its funing! |
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"you are such a dork" ... my kids
"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya
am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"
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MayDay
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 393
Location: St-Fabien de Panet
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:21 pm |
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^^^^Happy new year and thank you,I´ve been here for a while,but never not so shore if my messages are going through.
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Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity
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^^^^Are you there God? It’s me, MayDay, I’m from Bank of America. I’ve just received this check endorsed to you and I’m going to need to verify your signature. Can you give me a social security number and date of birth, please?
Thank you God! |
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Jasper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 327
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:14 am |
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I think your English is really good, too. I understand your posts just fine. I hope you have a safe and happy New Year! |
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well i really don't no wat ass to say to u than telling u that u own me - Paul
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MayDay
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 393
Location: St-Fabien de Panet
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:33 am |
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^^^^Thanks Jasper
Dont drink too much,cos you have to be here with us cos those lads have a New Year as(ass) well. |
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Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity
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^^^^Are you there God? It’s me, MayDay, I’m from Bank of America. I’ve just received this check endorsed to you and I’m going to need to verify your signature. Can you give me a social security number and date of birth, please?
Thank you God! |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:50 am |
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I'm with Jasper, your English is fine, certainly better than my Finnish would be. Plus you have the advantage of having your character BE finnish and could send all sorts of love notes. Like this;
"I-KIRJAIN haluta jotta kakkulapio sinun halailla auki polveutua korva jotta korva"
(Hope that's right, I put it through a translator) and tell him it means
"I want to kiss and lick your earlobes and neck!"
Have fun with these losers, with what ever tools you have available to you. I tell them my email signature means "I love you and want to be with you". It actually means "You are a liar, you piece of Sh*t" in German (I don't speak it, but have friends who do)
Just my two cents,
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
 x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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MayDay
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 393
Location: St-Fabien de Panet
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:19 am |
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^^^^Âhahahahahahaha...
It means;I-spell want so the cake spade want to hug you to be open ear to ear.
This was my best moment in this night,but you translated it quite well.
I´m sorry but I´m laughing still.
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Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity
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^^^^Are you there God? It’s me, MayDay, I’m from Bank of America. I’ve just received this check endorsed to you and I’m going to need to verify your signature. Can you give me a social security number and date of birth, please?
Thank you God! |
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