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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:49 pm |
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Yep, that time of year again.
The rules are simple (ish)
Revise the normal 12 Days of Christmas song with the following guidelines:
- Make it SFW.
- Must be baiting related.
- Has to include the word 'lemmings'....I did 'mongeese' last year.
- Possible bonus points if you are able to include the words 'wombat' and 'yak' in a coherent way. No promises, and these inclusions are probably only there for my amusement.
PM entries to me, and a winner will be announced 23 December and go into effect 1 January.
Winner gets a Premium Membership and orange name (or chooses someone else). No plagiarizing or resubmitting of last year's entries. Last year's thread is here and the winner and submissions are here.
Cut off for entries is 20 December. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:59 am |
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Submissions entries end tonight - 12 AM my time - about 5 hours from the time of this post.  |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:27 pm |
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I apologize, but this year's winner won't be announced until either later tonight (doubtful) or tomorrow (more likely) |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:54 pm |
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Late, I know. 
This year's winner is Caligula:
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On the first day of Christmas
my art lad sent to me
a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the second day of Christmas
my love lad sent to me
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the third day of Christmas
my phone lad sent to me
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the fourth day of Christmas
my hitlad sent to me
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the fifth day of Christmas
my pet lad sent to me
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the sixth day of Christmas
my refugee sent to me
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the seventh day of Christmas
my widow sent to me
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the eighth day of Christmas
my check lad sent to me
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the ninth day of Christmas
Mister Gomer sent to me
Nine lads a-choppin'
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the tenth day of Christmas
Nick TheCop sent to me
Ten lads a-travellin'
Nine lads a-choppin'
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Mr. Alan got sent by me
Eleven accounts for closin'
Ten lads a-travellin'
Nine lads a-choppin'
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My moderators sent to me
Twelve warnings for naggin'
Eleven accounts for closin'
Ten lads a-travellin'
Nine lads a-choppin'
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee |
Thank you for all that submitted and I will follow up with your entries, also. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:05 pm |
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 Congratulations, Caligula! |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:21 pm |
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Awesome!
Since I'm staying yellow for another six months, I'll be donating it to a promising young member. It won't be easy since I have quite alot of members to choose from!
I'll let you know later this evening who the chosen one is.
Newer members (or not so new members), let the ass-kissing begin  |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:49 pm |
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Woooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooo
Mucho congradulationess Caligula
Well Done.
Ass attempt kiss - take one
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Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:07 pm |
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Congratulations (from last year's winner). |
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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:18 pm |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:57 pm |
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Well done Caligula! A very worthy winner and bonus points for sucking up to NickTheCop, Alan and the Mods Congrats, you little tiger, you! |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:08 pm |
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Bah Humbug!
That is to say, Congrats! |
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Fake banks Waterlooed: x54         x4 x25 x4 
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:20 am |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:02 am |
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Thanks all 
@mbl: Wasn"t sucking up. I just ran out of inspiration at the end
Now, to announce who gets the reward...
After numerous PM's of newbies telling me how awesome I am, even compared to the squirrel, and the countless mentors promoting their mentees I've decided to grant it to
Clark Fur Trading. Theoretically it will go into effect on jan, 1st. Enjoy turning yellow, and have fun with all your new tools! |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:05 am |
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Clark Fur Trading is indeedy a promising and worthy member.
Wooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooo.
@ Impressionnant et impressionnant Caligula mwah mwah |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:36 am |
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| @MTM: Thanks. Sorry to thwart your plans of winning it 2 years in a row |
No worries. I didn't enter. I thought I'd let someone else win. |
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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:58 am |
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| @mbl: Wasn"t sucking up. I just ran out of inspiration at the end |
Aw, and I was just beginning to like you. Well, back onto the blacklist you go.
Well done on the win. |
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Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
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"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:02 pm |
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NickTheCop, in all fairness, you've had a superb year on the safari front, congrats
And congrats to Clark Fur Trading too, happy Orange day on the 1st! |
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