Fresh Assassin Lad. "Ken" Update: 30 Dec - New scr

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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:23 pm

internationalchrysis wrote:

Thank you very much then, but for your notice, for now the person that want you dead is anonymous,

10 year old Agnes got the same reply too. Sad

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:44 pm

I love the way he signs off with "best regards." A very polite killer. Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:01 pm

has replied...

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:10 pm

ken wilson
to me

show details 10:44 PM (7 hours ago)

hello, i dont really know what you have done wrong but like i mail you before now i was paid to get you done so you suit your self, good day.

what kind of hitman ends an email with "good day"

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:44 pm

I got this boring and barely comprehensible reply:

Quote:

HELLO you fill i dont know you right and that the mail is not specific you have 24 hours to respond or suit your self good day.

I wrote:

As you instructed, I have gone out and bought myself a suit. It fits great. What should I do next?

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:32 pm

He hasn't replied to Captain Mal yet.

Cammy got this:

Quote:

Thank you very much then, but for your notice, maybe when you re dead then you will have to know if this is a joke. if you read the first email i sent you very carefully you will know what i m talking about. honestly my boys wanted to strike when i notice you are been stubborn, in that case if you want to know the person that want you dead.. there will be no much delay.
As soon as i comfirm your payment immediately, i will send my boy to drop the disscussion tape of the person that want you dead right away and i will direct you to collect it immediately. for your notice my boys are still watching every step you have made and i have every record with me now.
make payment immediately via western money transfer at any location next to you, your
payment details as follow:
Reciever name : k3N WILS0N
Country: UNITED KINGDOM
amount: 13,000.00GBP = $20,200.00USD
test question: BOY
test answer: GIRL
for security purpose you are to send the cash to united kingdom, and as soon as i get you payment i will order my boys immdiately to drop with you the tape of discussion.
you are to send attached copy of your payment details to me and the Money Transfer control Number (MTCN) immediatly. you have just 24hours to make payment.
await your reply with the payment details.
good luck to cami11e.
BEST REGARD
KEN

Cammy was not impressed (emphasis in original)

Quote:

So you're in England, and you sent your boys to watch me, and they're going to kill me within 24 hours unless I send you $20,000...
Fuck off Br3tt!
Do you want risk me telling R0sc0e about this?

ETA the emphasis

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:45 am

Ah,fresh hitlad for Christmas!

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:49 am

Im in, I would love to add to my siggy line ANOTHER hitman quote Smile

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:12 am

I dared him to come and take on my Sh@olin-trained bodyguards and I've heard nothing back.

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:57 am

I've begged him to spare my family.
My pregnant wife is due to give birth next week aand I'll name our son Ken if he will speare her.

She had nothing to do with the bank fraud I commited.

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:03 pm

I love hitlads! Sending email now. These guys are the funnest! Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:00 pm

just got this from hitboi:

Hello, you feel the whole thing is for joke right,you have less than 48 hours to comply or else i do it my own way and remember if you fill you are covered wrong you are not until i say so good day.

So I write this back. The ditz has grown a set of balls it would seem:

I know this is serious!!!

What I said (and you CLEARLY aren't paying any attention) is that you're not taking ME seriously! I have cervical cancer, it is inoperable. I have been told that at MOST I have four months to live. My fucking husband has put you up to this I know it can't BE anyone else as there is NO-ONE else around here in Yalbraith as you well know!

I am serious in my offer to double your money. Just prove that YOU are serious by confirming that sack of shit Nick put you up to this, and I will pay you 40,000 to get rid of the dipshit. Plus as you are aware there NO w3stern 0nions where I live. How do you want your money?

Kathrin

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

Wohoo, I got a reply ! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:04 pm

I just received his "Are you Joking" message. He must have been busy with all of his email. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:28 pm

internationalchrysis wrote:

just got this from hitboi:

Hello, you feel the whole thing is for joke right,you have less than 48 hours to comply or else i do it my own way and remember if you fill you are covered wrong you are not until i say so good day.

Lazy guy. I got exactly the same message. Sad

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:12 pm

Yastreb, I got the same response from this guy. This should be good!

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:33 pm

He thinks everyone thinks he's joking - a hitman with an inferiority complex?

Cammy changed tack a little:

Quote:

All right - let's assume that you're real for now. I still don't remember doing anything to anyone that would have him or her hire a hitman on the other side of the world, who'd send a hit team to Australia. It doesn't make sense.
And if I try to send $20000 by Western Union, there'll be trouble. I don't have that much ready cash, and AFAIK it's like banks - over a certain limit they have safeguards.

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:33 pm

I asked him to call me and got this:

Quote:

I DON'T THINK OR CARE, I WILL NOT APOLOGISE TO ANY ONE FOR EVER MAKING YOU HIT THE GRAVE, I HAVE BEEN PAID TO CARRY OUT THIS JOB IN 5DAYS, AND TODAY MARKING THE 4TH DAY, I WILL NOT HAVE ANY OPTIONS THAN TO KILL YOU. TAKE IT OR LEAVE YOU HAVE TO SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS IN 24HRS LATEST, I HAVE BEEN PAYING BILLS FOR HOTEL AND ACCOMODATION FOR MY BOYS AND I M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU, I DON’T CALL MAYBE WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, THEN I CAN CALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBER, REMEMBER YOU DON’T TELL ME WHO YOU ARE EITHER OLD OR YOUNG BECAUSE I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF, NUMBER ARE NOT FAMILIAR TO ME, WEN I DO MY JOB(KILL). SO IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU I WILL HAVE NO OPTION THAN TO CARRY OUT THE JOB.

JUST ONE LAST ATTENT OF FAILURE YOU RE GONE.

YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND THE CASH IMMEDIATELY TO THE NEAREST WESTERN UNION AND SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS.

MAKE PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY VIA WESTERN UNION AT ANY LOCATION NEXT TO YOU, YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS AS FOLLOWS:

RECEIVER NAME: KEN WILSON
COUNTRY: UNITED KINGDOM
AMOUNT: 13,000.00GBP
TEST QUESTION: BOY
TEST ANSWER: GIRL

I SWEAR I DON’T FUCK WITH MY JOB AFTER ALL I HAVE BEEN PAY FOR THIS JOB.

GOOD LUCK

SEE YOU IN HELL IF YOU FAIL BY 24HRS

REGARDS
KEN

If you don't hear from me in 24 hours - 4 days, you know what's happened.

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:23 pm

^^^ I got the same reply--verbatim--after I told him that his 48 hour deadline passed two days ago and, hey, I'm still alive! Razz

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:43 pm

I got the same reply. What a way to sign off...

Quote:

GOOD LUCK
SEE YOU IN HELL IF YOU FAIL BY 24HRS
REGARDS

KEN

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:27 pm

Got the same verbatim reply:

I DON'T THINK OR CARE, I WILL NOT APOLOGISE TO ANY ONE FOR EVER MAKING YOU HIT THE GRAVE, I HAVE BEEN PAID TO CARRY OUT THIS JOB IN 5DAYS, AND TODAY MARKING THE 4TH DAY, I WILL NOT HAVE ANY OPTIONS THAN TO KILL YOU. TAKE IT OR LEAVE YOU HAVE TO SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS IN 24HRS LATEST, I HAVE BEEN PAYING BILLS FOR HOTEL AND ACCOMODATION FOR MY BOYS AND I M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

REMEMBER YOU DON’T TELL ME WHO YOU ARE EITHER OLD OR YOUNG, CANCER PATIENT OR NO CANCER PATIENT, YOU ALSO DON'T GIVE ME OFFER, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF, IF YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOU STORY THEN I WILL HAVE NO OPTION THAN TO CARRY OUT MY JOB.

JUST ONE LAST ATTENT OF FAILURE YOU RE GONE.

YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND THE CASH IMMEDIATELY TO THE NEAREST WESTERN UNION AND SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS.

MAKE PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY VIA WESTERN UNION AT ANY LOCATION NEXT TO YOU, YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS AS FOLLOWS:

RECEIVER NAME: KEN WILSON
COUNTRY: UNITED KINGDOM
AMOUNT: 13,000.00GBP
TEST QUESTION: BOY
TEST ANSWER: GIRL

I SWEAR I DON’T FUCK WITH MY JOB AFTER ALL I HAVE BEEN PAY FOR THIS JOB.

GOOD LUCK

SEE YOU IN HELL IF YOU FAIL BY 24HRS

REGARDS
KEN

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:28 pm

Sent this back:

Since you're CLEARLY not taking me seriously. Let me up the ante. I will TRIPLE what that fucker Nick is paying you, and add your fee to seriously make his BOYFRIEND dead too! that's $80,000 and I'll even make it USD.

BUT it has to be public, it has to be here at Yalbraith. And again Google Map Yalbraith. You clearly do not understand when I say there's no western Union, there's no ANYTHING here.

Get your shit together fucker. You kill me, you MIGHT get Nick's cash (he's a known welcher after all), you kill him and his boyfirend I guarantee $80,000

Your move, creep! (God I love Robocop)

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:49 pm

^^ Wow, that's way better than my reply. All I did was politely point out that I was in Chicago, which is one of the United States and not part of the UK, where he asked the money to be sent. (Later I also plan on telling him I'm actually a cat trained to type, and he's been looking for a human. Did "F1ûffy F1ûff¡ngt0n" not give it away? Smile

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:55 pm

Cammy doesn't scare easily. After the last bit of script, she wrote back:

Quote:

I told my brother about you. He's SASR. He'll find your boys and they don't have a fucking chance against him. He kills terrorists for a living! Once he's wrung them dry he'll be after you. Your only chance is to hide, and that ain't much of a chance. If anything happens to me, he'll burn you alive.

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:26 pm

I am disappointed in our lad's scripted-ness. Whatever happened to personal service?

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