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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:24 am |
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It is Christmas Eve here now and the wife and I have just returned from a neighbour's place where we were dined in fine style with prawns, bugs,scallops and port. (A little too much port.) In some parts of the world ice and snow rule. Here the temperature is oppressive and the night air is filled
with a cacophany of competing frog and toad songs after the storm a few hours ago.
I thought I would take this opportunity to wish each and everyone of you a safe and happy Christmas. Should you be of a different religious persuasion then appropriate greetings to you if applicable.
During the last year I have shared my life with you as you have shared yours with me. We haved laughed and cried at each others' posts and have shared life's ups and downs. In a world that is ever changing I have found Eater to be a constant.
Whether you have only just joined the club or you are a piece of furniture, I am proud to have been invited into your lives. Eater is a very special place, feel privileged to be here and cherish it as we would cherish each other.
I hope sincerely that life treats you all well in 2010 and that we continue to be a source of great distress to lads far and wide.
Good night from the Eastern Seabord of Australia. |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:27 pm |
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Thanks Jeff, and best wishes to all |
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Lawyer M4nu3l told me that you could be one of this terrorist in the usa. and I later find out on my research on you, that you are one of the bastards in wherever you are. not even in usa."
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:27 pm |
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Very nice sentiments Jeff. May (as a newbie) I extend the seasons wishes to all at Eater as well (Freezing in snow bound Scotland) |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:15 pm |
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Merry Xmas to you and Mrs Jeff
Bloody poms are always whingeing about the weather!! Too warm, too cold, too average etc
You could always swap Oz for Leicester!! |
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You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:02 pm |
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Jeff, thanks for the good wishes and happiest of holidays to you and your family.
I am pleased that you had a pleasant Christmas Eve. Did I read you correctly that you dined on . . . bugs? I have been to countries where some insects are considered food but I did not expect to hear that they are fine dining in Australia.
Enjoy your holidays. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:51 pm |
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My head aches.
@MM All yours my friend with the snow!!!
@ Lakeside77 Sorry, bugs are Moreton Bay Bugs = Shovel nosed lobsters. |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:57 pm |
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Very well spoken Jeff. I hope your head is better now.
Merry Christmas to those who have not had it yet. |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:14 pm |
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..and the same from a sunny New Zealand |
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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:17 pm |
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conga22 wrote: |
(Freezing in snow bound Scotland) |
Same here
Merry christmas and a happy new year to all.
*pulls on the Santa hat* |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:25 pm |
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Sorry, bugs are Moreton Bay Bugs = Shovel nosed lobsters. |
That I can relate to! I have never had lobster on Christmas Eve; they are a bit out of season on this side of the planet. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:33 pm |
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Merry Christmas from a Pom in Western Australia |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:36 pm |
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^^^ Don't worry, they'll let anybody into WA
Merry Christmas to you |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:48 pm |
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I think I'll add Neddy Seagoon's Christmas wishes to the mix (suitably modified, of course):
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From all of us here in the sunny antipodes, we send Christmas greetings to all the people waist deep in the snow of Canada, South Africa, the United States and Great Britain. We also send greetings to all those chest deep in snow in the...aforementioned countries.
I'll do that again! We also send greetings to all those...I'll start again...we also send greetings...I'll start from the beginning, shall I? Thank you.
From all of us here in the sunny antipodes, we send Christmas greetings to all the people waist deep in the snow of Canada, South Africa, the United States and Great Britain. We also send greetings to all those chest deep in those countries. And a merry Christmas to you all. |
And to those in Croatia, Holland, Spain and elsewhere in the Northern Hemisphere... the same best wishes.
To those elsewhere in the Southern Hemisphere... snow is overrated, isn't it? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:27 am |
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The very best of Christmases to all, wherever you may be and whatever weather you are experiencing. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:52 am |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:35 am |
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^^^ Love you too Corona but you'll still have to pay me to kill you |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:02 pm |
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Merry Xmas Jeff et al from another Pom in WA. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Posted:
Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:04 pm |
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Merry Xmas from another Pom in WA. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Posted:
Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:30 pm |
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Hi Tommo.
Don't worry, I see most of the WA police are Poms |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
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