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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:09 pm |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:31 pm |
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^^ I have a some emails from someone calling himself "Bill Gates". Weird name.
Also, I guess that "Miss Bogusia" has been properly educated. |
_________________ x 13
<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
<-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:49 pm |
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Harrison Porker AKA Harry Pork. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:12 pm |
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Well now. I was just looking to see if I could be temped back into this great sport, and who did I see coming at me through the shimmering heat haze of my catcher account? None other than that swarthy, super suave he-siren of the silver screen (and other words beginning with S)...
Omar Sheriff
I wonder if he rides a camel and wears a cowboy outfit?
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Please send your respond to my personal email:
Dear Friend.
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I
believe everyone will die someday.
My name is Omar Sheriff, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been
diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer which was discovered very late, due to
my laxity in carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of
medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live,
acc ording to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared
for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I
was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my
siness as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all
this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have
or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a
second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different
way from how I have lived it.
Now that God ! has called me, I have willed and given most of my
properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and
as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and
accept my soul and so, I have decided to give arms to charity
organizations
and give succour and confort to the less priviledged in our s ocieties,
as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.
So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the
U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so
badly, I cannot do this my self anymore. I once asked members of my
family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I
have there to charity organization and to the less priviledged in
Bulgaria and Pakistan, and Africa they refused and kept the money to
themselves.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of
twenty four million dollars that I have with a Security Company in
Europe for safe keeping. I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and disburse it to some charity organizations and to the less
privileged.
Please send me a mail to indicate if you will assist me in this
disbursement.
I have set aside 20% for you for your time and patience.
While I await to hear from you, may God be with you and your entire
family.
Remain blessed.
Omar sheriff |
I've included his email if anyone wants to have a crack. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:34 pm |
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Pastor Ballas Wallas William King is a favourite weird name of mine, followed by Miss Blessing Justin Yak. |
_________________ YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
x 3ish? |
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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20608
Location: East of Humptulips
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:04 pm |
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My all time favorite was in response to an ASEM and the lad even created a nearly matching email account.
I nearly died laughing at that one. |
_________________ "thank you for making me a fool" CC lad
"I lost my assories" Barr. Angus Bu...g
"YOU NEED SOME DOCTOR" Barrister Peter Paul
I dont know who is lieing ,either you or F3lcha1r
is annoying to watch my email for a whole day and not read from you-
>178 x 200 x2
Peru : sri lanka : USVI : Oman x 5816
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:37 pm |
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^^^
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You win! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:30 pm |
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is about the weirdest Lad name that I've seen. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:04 pm |
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My entry is Babylove More but I agree, Barrister Buttplugg is tough to beat. What kind of kinks is that lad into? Perhaps I should introduce Babylove to the Barrister. Think of the fun they could have... |
_________________ X 23 X 3
+ Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+ (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Who knew? |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:34 am |
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My sister got a scam mail from Kingsley Kong.
Sad to say, she deleted it before I could snag it. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
x 8
Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Cheesecake King
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 78
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:37 am |
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I got one from a Vice President Goodluck Johnathan |
_________________ Pages of Forms Filled in: 12
x8
"i was sick to one mouths now so sorry for that" |
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BenderBendingRodriguez
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Nov 2009
Posts: 35
Location: Directly Above the Centre of The Earth
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:30 am |
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@ windyprops
I'll have a go.
I'm feeling lucky after getting some filled-out forms returned to me... |
_________________
Nigeria - Benin
"Who a hell did you think you are, to hell with your stupid money and lies." - Ibrahim |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:00 pm |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:28 pm |
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^^^
woody999 wrote: |
My all time favorite was in response to an ASEM and the lad even created a nearly matching email account. |
Is it possible that Woody's ASEM said: "Are you Barrister Angus Buttplug? I have the $5000 ready to send to you. Please let me know where to send it!" |
_________________ X 4
Published Bait: The Miseducation of Chief Mrs Watusi FBI Mrs |
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George Agdgdgwengo
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Aug 2009
Posts: 17
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Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:27 am |
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Don't shoot me down for this, but this is real. The weirdest name I've ever got was:
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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20608
Location: East of Humptulips
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Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:51 am |
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@Jammy - Very close the ASEM started with "Dear Barrister A B" and the amount was a little bigger and an odd number. Only a scammer would use and even number like $5000 I got three piggies out of that lad. |
_________________ "thank you for making me a fool" CC lad
"I lost my assories" Barr. Angus Bu...g
"YOU NEED SOME DOCTOR" Barrister Peter Paul
I dont know who is lieing ,either you or F3lcha1r
is annoying to watch my email for a whole day and not read from you-
>178 x 200 x2
Peru : sri lanka : USVI : Oman x 5816
x 45 x2 |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:12 am |
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I currently am baiting one Reverend Dike Mike.
He pronounces it "Dickie" on the phone but I always pronounce it as "derogatory term for lesbian" |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Morgoth Bauglir
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 8
Location: Gielinor
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:44 am |
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Hitler Adolf. Maybe he thinks that we are all as smart as a door, although from the time I lived in the USA I must say some are lol .
I tried baiting him but he never answered. It's a pity, it would have been quite interesting baiting the fuher!
EDIT: I just remembered, Ubuntu. |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:33 pm |
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Here is an interesting one that just arrived in my email:
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FROM,THE DESK OF MR NYEJIOWANAKA GOGO,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
IN FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
(BOA) BANK OF AFRICA,OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO |
I must have a go at Mr. Gogo. |
_________________ X 23 X 3
+ Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+ (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Who knew? |
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:15 pm |
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I, too, got a response from an ASEM where the lad directed me to his barrister, Angus Buttplugg (see my post in the General Chat forum here (you'll have to scroll down to the bottom of that page). I am still laughing my butt off at that one. |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Mega Bandit
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2009
Posts: 277
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:16 am |
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Not the lads' names, but I've been directed to send money to Ashley Junior ("Junior" is the last name, apparently) and Julius Cresar. |
_________________ R0lland Linc0ln (April 29, 2010-June 3, 2011)
x9
"Also note that from the record in your payment files, your overdue outstanding balance is US$100,000,000,000,000 million dollars." -Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
"Ok send the money to your mother pussy i will come and get it there" -M4stercard J4ckpot L0ttery Pr0mo
"Still in the box area. the step is just too much" -Anth0ny Grayh4ms (1546 clicks)
"i want to inform you that i have to quit this s3curity sh1eld here and never to come to this awful site again...Am sorry i am being so hash and angry on you" -R0lland Lincoln AKA Steven 0yas (4305 questions answered) |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:23 pm |
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Prof. Brown Smith was the funnest name I remember. How much thought do you think lads put into the names they use?
There was this one lad who used the name "Donlad". On the phone he was "Donald" but in writing he was "DonLad". What an idiot.
Found it
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From: Jack Donlad,
hey there this is Jack, I am a soldier
and photo journalist , serving in the military .I am
with the 248th Engineer corp. in the National Guard.
I am writing this message from ar-ramadi in Iraq.
we hit Iraq last may 2005 and have moved around a few
times building up f.o.b.'s around the western side of
the country as well as missions into Bagdad.With
attackes by insurgents everyday and car bombs,We
managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussien's
family.
The total amount is US$25 Million dollars in cash,
mostly 100 dollar bills. We want to move this money
out of iraqi. no strings attached, just help us
recieve it, Iraq is a warzone although partially
ended. We plan on using diplomatic courier to ship the
money out in one large silver box, using diplomatic
immunity.
If you are interested I will send you the full
details, When you receive this letter,kindly send me
an e-mail: [email protected], signifying your
interest including your most confidential
telephone/fax numbers for quick response also your
contact details.
Below is a proof.
Respectfully,
Jack. |
He'll forget "Donlad" was suppose to be his last name
See told ya
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Dear,
thanks for your reply, the transaction is still on we have move the money
to private security company, so i need your full contact address and tel
number.
thanks,
regard
donlad |
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_________________
8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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