Amazing! It sounds just like my bank manager.

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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:53 am

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BARCLAYS BANK PLC

Attn: Barclays Online Account Beneficiary,

The propinquity of our e-mails shows our determination to ensure that your payment is dully completed. Without any iota of a doubt our consistency has been overwhelming we agree and would like to rightly say to you that we would not want all your efforts of the past to be unyielding

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:37 am

Indeed! My bank manager always combines "iota" "constituency" and "overwhelming" in each of his form letter sentences.

That warrants an immediate, enthusiastic reply!

Wink

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:00 am

MM, is that Dr David Okoye , tel: 234-70-32185839 by any chance? It certainly sounds like him. If it is, you're in for much more verbal diahorrea..

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I am well understood to your ever rhythms but you tend to forget one thing,strict caution reigns supreme than nothing else.
The time spent so far to inject this immediate course reality of this transaction shouldn't be toiled with for any reason or external mischief instinct okay.
Be strictly advised to having your fax/phone detail forwarded as my visit to the bank today works on hand with making sure all necessary logistics/official protocol is well met with without further delay.
Your daily spam or external email influx has nothing doing with this intent..

Your reputable busynature works along this programmed route cause of success orientation of this payment hence no negative attachment pls.
Urgent response pls.

Dr.David Okoye.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:14 pm

^^ It's the same tambambling allright Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:54 pm

It's a Mrs Srwven from Barclays Bank (or possibly not).
As the lad is using [email protected], I want the domain closed rather that baiting him.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:37 pm

Who's the hoster?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Jun 2009 Posts: 33

Since I am little bored tonight I phoned the above phone number.

Using a name I just made up I asked how I should send the money. He said use moneygram but WU if that fails. He said he had tried to phone me earlier ? He's never even heard of me ???

I assured him that I'll do that in the morning.
I've never heard of the guy but he seems to know my false name, strange person. Question

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:37 am

While the rest of you are doing really important work in closing bank accounts and websites and/or bedeviling a naughty, vicious, and/or pompous scammer,
I am sitting here laughing because --
given how much I luh-ove the local brick-and-boards-in-my-home-town credit union employees -- I would never, ever, ever, describe them as operating in the following manner:

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your payment is dully completed.

Any endeavor that successfully transfers money to-and-fro in my actual bank account according to my best interests is quite the opposite of "dull" Cool

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:09 am

Nevertheless, mugus using smartarsed words like 'propinquity' is annoying, even if it's used all out of context. We need our own online dictionary, where we can direct the mugu who's trying to punch above his lexical weight (much as I am here). This way, we could prove to him that down our way at least, 'propinquity' means 'rudeness, shallowness and vulgarity' or 'perversion' or something.

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