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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:50 pm |
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I know we have lots of cat lovers....so help me name this kitty that I stole.
Yes...I am officially a catnapper!
I am visiting Arkansas, and I want to fly this kitty home to NYC where I will get him care and find him a good home.
Kitty is male... 6 months old.
White and gray - long hair.
Green eyes.
When he was a few weeks old, the donkey at the farm got hungry. It ate his siblings and this kitten survived. He is missing 1/2 ear, 1/2 tail, 1 back leg, 1 testicle.
Then about a month ago, he was hit by a car.
He's never seen a vet. The bone in his hip (the side where he has a back leg) is protruding from the skin. He's suffering.
Full of ticks and fleas.
I have officially stolen this cat and am leaving in 10 minutes to take him to the vet.
Got name ideas?
I've been given a few and am thinking of 7of9 since he has lost 2 of his lives. But he's male....
That's ok, right?
Anyone have any other ideas? This is going to be one hell of an expensive cat! He's going to need major surgery and it's tricky to get him flown from AR to NYC!
Oh and get this - the farmer threw a fit that I stole the cat.......but now they are ok - someone else had a cat and gave their daughter a new kitten. So all is well now - - they have a fresh one to neglect. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (And it's not like they didn't have any cats - the farm is full - but the daughter wanted a kitten since the donkey ate all the other kittens!) |
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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Location: playmobil land
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:01 pm |
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I use to call our big red male cat "drol" (yes that's dutch) but i think 7of9 is a better name. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:03 pm |
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I have no idea what to name it, but you are an awesome human being for helping it. I may be a tad grumpy on the outside, but I have a soft spot for animals on the inside.
Edit: I'll be happy to donate a few bucks for the vet or travel bills. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:05 pm |
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Carrot?
This is what the donkey saw:
Can we aplogise in advance for Slightly's suggestion? |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:07 pm |
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In a way, "Lucky" might work, but in another way, "Unlucky" might be better. How kind of you to take him in. |
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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Location: playmobil land
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:09 pm |
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Why don't you call the cat SOOI? |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:11 pm |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
He is missing 1/2 ear, 1/2 tail, 1 back leg, 1 testicle.
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I second SOOI. |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:31 pm |
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the vampire
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Location: playmobil land
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:40 pm |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
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Location: Anywhere
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:40 pm |
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Call it Pussy |
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Caligula
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:42 pm |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:46 pm |
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"Gavroche" - Victor Hugo named his own stray cat after his orphan waif character in Les Miserables.
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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Location: Planet X
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:54 pm |
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You want a name for an abused pussy? How about TOTO? |
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:13 pm |
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All kidding aside, I'll suggest a name. Our Yorkie is named Scout, after the character in "To Kill a Mockingbird".
I just got a bit nostalgic and looked up some favorite quotes...I dont know why I am such a softie today.
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:43 pm |
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How about Stoorie?
Scots word for dusty.
My granny had a cat of that name
The family legend was that he was rescued from a chimney.
I remember him vaguely as a kind tempered but missing bits of ear etc
Actually he did look a bit like Greebo
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:26 pm |
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Missing a hind leg? How about Tripod?
What you are doing is admirable. I have two rescue cats, one of whom is parked in front my screen right now and another I brought back from Korea at considerable expense.
I am hoping that the vet will report the previous owner to the Humane Society. I don't know about the laws in Arkansas but where I live animal abuse is a felony. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:33 pm |
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I thought that this was a joke thread at first, because there is a joke about a dog. I respect you ED for taking on this situation.
We have a <strike>cat</strike> Overlord of the House that is named Lucky. He wandered into our life with injuries as a kitten. He had puncture wounds along his spine like a raptor had picked him up as a meal. We found care for him and he ended up owning our home.
What to call the kitten, I don't know that wouldn't be seen as offensive to some. I am thinking Half Fast.
Best to both of you ED! |
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thud419
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:53 pm |
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missing one leg - Cassidy
only one testicle - Adolf*
missing 1/2 ear - Vincent
missing 1/2 tail - got me there... Doc?
Tiger, or maybe Tigereye:
Surviver wrote: |
Ris-in up back on the street
Took my time took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a [cat] and his will to sur-vive
So many times- it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
(Chorus)
Face to Face- out in the heat
Hangin tough stayin hungry
They stack the odds, still we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive
(Chorus)
Risin up straight to the top
Had the guts got the glory
Went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
Just a [cat] and his will to survive
"Chorus"
It's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight
Risin up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye- of the tiger |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:17 pm |
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Thanks to Pastor Frank....
The kitten gets a new vet appointment tomorrow at 10:30 a.m. to get the x ray and examination to find out what surgery will have to be done and the estimate on the surgery.
Thank you SOOOOOO MUCH Pastor Frank (he called the vet's office directly and paid for the next visit!)
@Paranoid - -I know - this sounds like a bad joke as how the hell does a donkey eat a box of kittens? But it happened -- can't make this crap up.
I'll post pics of the guy later. I sent them to pastor frank - but they compromise my identity - so I have to fix them before I can share them here. |
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M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
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bumsnacks
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 May 2009
Posts: 90
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:23 am |
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I might be dating myself, but how about Timex? Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin!
Good luck with your kitty! |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:54 am |
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Gray and white long-hair? How about Ghost or Cloud?
Seriously, ED, you are doing a noble thing. Barn cats in AR are not cherished very much (I know a few AR families with barn cats). This little fella will have a life thanks to you. |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:10 am |
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Aww, the poor thing. It'll never know how lucky it was to have found you.
If there's a 'save the cat' collecting box being passed around I'll be happy to donate a few bucks.
(Do you get 50% off the castration fee?)
A name, hmm, ours was named Katzo (after the German word "Katze" meaning "cat", and the Italian "cazzo").
What about Ninjin? It's the Japanese word for carrot.
"Lucky" seems appropriate, too. |
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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Location: playmobil land
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:35 am |
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I suggest a new custom tag for ED: "cats angel" |
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
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Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:26 pm |
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I'd definately go along with Lucky. You seem to have the right philosophy, worship the cats.
If the kitty had been a she I would have suggested Katy Kitten in memory of my baby with recently passed away aged 14. |
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Roycropper
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:51 pm |
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How about Luckey with an 'e'?
A good description of the cat, but with an Eater mod twist. |
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I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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