'Soldier' Massbait - lads believe each chopped the other p25

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:02 pm

@IG

There's a tonne of traffic cams here that might come in handy for a meet:

http://195.245.248.31/Camaras/index1.asp?mapa=PRINCIPAL

Anna hasn't heard anything from Sarge or Madridboi.

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:15 pm

He's not having much success straightening me out.

smallboi (the original) wrote:

Hello baiter,
I have told you not to make any payment to anybody exccept the security company i have equally informed the security company of this information.They are after your money and want to made away with your money.Try and change your passwords or reather change a new e-mail :for this deal.
Due to the in security of this information.I will want you to contact only the security company i sent their information to you.
I did not ask anybody,to stand in for me ,or to act on my behalf,Or from any security out fit,Call it FBI,NRC,Interpoll.
Do not answer their mails or calls.Exccpt the security company that has the fund in Spain.([email protected])They are the people i authorise you to be in contact with and no other person.
If you can follow my instruction you will not fall a victim of scam.
Thank you for beleaving in me.
Sgt.smallboi.

Quote:

SIR!

I will contact Mr. Baylor [lad2] at [email protected] immediately as ordered.

Corporal Baiter over and out.

ETA: Oh if anyone wants to start including lad2 in their game please feel free. He is b a y l o r d o n n [email protected] (remove spaces). Just introduce yourself with "I heard you are helping Sgt Smallboi with his funds etc" and he'll be off and running. I even confuse myself by randomly cc:ing and bcc:ing my replies to both of these dolts but it's all good.

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:08 pm

Madridboi is asking for 2000 Euros, since Anna doesn't have her passport (yet). Anna is demanding some answers, but I'm sure a quick trip to the MG to get their hopes up for Xmas will be forthcoming. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:29 pm

This is lovely, guys. He's keeping well exercised.

Anyone got any good angles to reintroduce my dropped (yet still decent) characters? Anyone want a chance encounter with somebody else he had been in contact with - someone bitter who may start spreading doubt unless he appeases them? Maybe pull the bugger in 2 directions at once Wink

Don't do this if you have a major character you don't wish to spoil, but if you have a half-decent one bubbleing slowly away it could be a way to get a fresh angle on the boil Smile

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:26 am

^^^ Have you thought of trying lad2?
Both my characters are with londonboi as of yesterday.

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:57 pm

Anyone with madridboi, could you start angling towards a meet with him? I'm aiming to go see him after Christmas as the ferries are all full up until then (although I don't know that yet). If there at least two, better still a couple more we can all go for a trip over there together. (some might meet up and be rather surprised about finding someone else after the same money or chop each others dolla)

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:51 pm

Captain G0mer of the USA Army tried to chop everyone's dollar.

madridboi wrote:

I am happy that you forwarded this email emanating from this so called Capt. 0latunje G0mer and I wish to inform you that all his claim to be involved is this payment is based on false curiosity to extort money from you and as matter of fact you know what is happening in Nigeria where he is directing you to make payment he is an internate email hacker and there is no name like 0latunje G0mer in this payment mandate and an African Captains doesn’t command units in any world joint military operation where other European countries are partaken talkless of receiving direct order from our European Union President Barack Obama. It is unbelievable.

To this end, we do here by reinstate your payment notification instructions with our institution worth value $52,000,000.00 (Fifty two million United States dollars) and to
enable us release this fund to you, you are therefore required to comply with our standard procedures and transactional requirements to guarantee a successful and hitch-free release of fund to you as the beneficiary. etc etc etc

edit to 1337 chopper's name

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:01 am

Anna received responses to her upset e-mails:

Ann to madridboi wrote:

You are pretty rude and arrogant. You should learn to treat your customers better.

Before I send the money and my bank information, could you please send me a copy of your ID so I can make sure I know who I am dealing with.

madridboi wrote:

Due to the present statistical discrepancies we had incurred at arriving at your charges of which we have finally resolved with SARGE an have adopted the original bill 5,650.00 GBP (Five thousand six hundred and fifty British pounce steering) with out convertion and marginal difference charges.
To this end we request that you send this fees immidiately for the legalization, notarization administration of final fund release documents is to be send using the name of this official as it appeared here. this amount could be send using western union or by money gram being the fastest means of sending money to enhance rapidity.
Name: F35tu5
Surname: 5@mu3l
Address Country :Madrid Spain
As soon as you comply with the above and we finish all administrative works on your payment,your payment will be without anydelay.and we need your bank account coordinate where the total fund will be paid in and in your favour after the completion of the fund release administrative process.while sending this fees remember not to exceed the maximum limit at ago permisible by western union law

WTF is a British pounce steering? Laughing

He didn't send his fake ID card, so Anna has indicated that payment will be sent once he sends a copy of the card.

A jealous Anna got upset when Sarge couldn't be bothered to write the other day:

Anna wrote:

Well I woke up this morning after some beautiful dreams about us and I was so sad to see that you didn't write to me. Have you found another girl over there? What's her name? Are you dumping me? Please tell me what's going on!!!!!

Sarge wrote:

Hi Baby,
Thanks for the mail,Am fine here is just our work load.I have not and will not have anybody in place of you.I have equally seen the update through the security company.Please inform him that you are paying the fee their branch office gave to us to pay and noting more.
Also ask him how you are going to transfer this amount to him..
I await you mails after this conversation with the security company.
Let us work with them and get this fund out because we don't have much time on our side before the end of the season.
Take good care of your self,
I love you.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:32 am

Quote:

WTF is a British pounce steering?

A distant relative of the British pond starling. Wink

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:08 am

I especially liked:

Quote:

Let us work with them and get this fund out because we don't have much time on our side before the end of the season.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:00 pm

Let's see if he decides to work on a Sunday for once. Sent to madridboi with a cc to Sarge:

Quote:

I have sent you the money. Once you send me a copy of your ID, I will send you the scan of the receipt.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:21 pm

And why shouldn't he work on a Sunday?
All of Madrid's shops (well, those that matter, anyway) are open today and every Sunday til after Twelfth Night, when the holidays finally come to an end.
The cybercafes are open til all hours during the holiday season, too. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:55 pm

psychicbait wrote:

And why shouldn't he work on a Sunday?

Of course he should. It's just that most don't.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:16 pm

Remittanceboi just gave me this:

Remittanceboi wrote:

Dear Torv@lds Tur!ng,
This is the filed forms,I await to read from you as soon as you are able to make the transfer.

Thanks,
Remittanceboi

...with these attached: Very Happy

I am ecstatically happy. This is the first time I ever got a lad to fill forms for me!

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Pink Audi's for a complete set!

Does this qualify?

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:40 pm

Congratulations, Bolleboos.
Both my characters are pottering about in straight bait mode in London.
One is starting to get restive about r3m1tt@nc3bo1's (the original!) slowness and has asked smallbo1 if he's really happy with the way r3mitt@anc3bo1 is working. It's been nearly a month since we started all this, after all.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:35 pm

@BOLLEBOOS

Good job!
Now get him to redo the forms....
I can't read his handwriting! Wink

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:05 pm

I think my request for a copy of his ID has caught madridboi off guard. I've told them I sent the money and and soon as he sends a copy of his ID, he'll be getting the MTCN.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:09 pm

^^^ Nice one, especially since the transfer is only valid for a fortnight, if I've understood correctly.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:39 pm

I'm just arranging a trip to Madrid, sadly the Port of Dover is up sh*t creek, the Eurotunnel is heavily delayed and only taking people with already booked tickets, Eurostar is not running any trains at the moment, and I can't get a flight for love nor money.

Madridboi will have to come up with a solution.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:11 pm

@ psychicbait: It's as valid for as long as I want it to be. Very Happy

@ IG: when all this WU/MG stuff fails to work out, I'm going to suggest that I travel to Madrid also.

ETA: some prodding resulted in the fake ID card, very similar to the londonboi one:

madridboi wrote:

Our administrative procedures in your claim is consistently in good faith as we still maintain transperency on our obligations to SARGE, and I dont know why you are requesting for my company identity card on personal capacity which we dont normaly do, but if it is for you to know me, well I will send you a copy at least to prove to you that we are very transperent in discharging our duty to our various clients in this extablishment.see attch. and I apologize for late response as I was busy with out of city assignment.

MG MTCN on the way....with a trip to the local MG office.

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:20 am

I got some too!
I feel like I should reward Mr Boi for his hard 'work'......

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:55 am

^^^ Nice!

I would say that Remittanceboi now believes that MG does this. So anyone who has been sent to MG in the last ..say..ehrm.. week or so, can send the same set. Smile

I sent them as a .PDF first (as that is how MG sent them to me) which he could not open (??) so I then sent the .JPGs.

I too feel like remittanceboi deserves a reward. So I prepared a s3ctr4ns for him.

/me wrote:

Dear Remittanceboi,
This is to let you know that I have received your message including all attachments.
I shall print them at work, and take them to the moneygram office at lunch time, to finalize the transfer.
Kind regards,
Torv@lds Tur!ng

/me wrote:

Dear Remittanceboi,
I went to the moneygram agency this afternoon, and I submitted the forms, which I had printed at the office. They gave me a receipt with both our names and the amount on it. As soon as your forms are processed and accepted, they will provide a security number for the pick up. Do you want me to forward you the receipt now, or wait for the clearance of the security code?
Kind regards,
Torv@lds Tur!ng

remittanceboi wrote:

Dear Torv@lds Tur!ng,
Thanks for the good mail,I await you control number's and the reciept at the same time.
Thanks,
Remittanceboi

..that's too bad. I was hoping that he wanted the receipt. Oh well .. if he wants to wait, we'll wait.
Oh, he is sooooo close to the money now. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:21 pm

After getting V3g@'s really bad ID, Anna coughed up the MG form, with a CC to Sarge, to make his Xmas that much brighter:

Anna wrote:

Thank you Mr. V3g@. Since I have never met you, I am just making sure that everything is in order. There are a lot of scammers operating on the internet and I just had to take the proper precautions.

As promised, I am sending you the receipt of the money transfer that you requested. In order to get it sent, my friend Martin sent the money. Please let me know when you have collected the money so that we can move forward with the transfer.

Sarge is very happy indeed to see that Anna sent 5650 Euro. It's going to be a grand Xmas:

Sarge wrote:

Hi Baby,
Am fine,I was waiting to read from you as for your dealings with the security company.Now you have been able to transfer the money to the security company,lets wait to read from them the next procedure.
You have noting to worry about for the good lord will see us through and we will be happy together prity soon.
Thank you for everything,i appriciate.
Take good care of your self i love you.

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

Oh, no! Apparently Anna sent too much money all at once:

madridboi wrote:

We have received your massage with the transfer information intact. but there is a very important clause which you over looked, I informed you here (while sending this fees remember not to exceed the maximum limit at ago permisible by western union law) I dont know how they operate in your country, but here it is a very different thing enteirly, because the maximun limit that could be received here by one person a day is 3000 euros but this total amount of 5,650.00 GBP is far above the limit for this reason I had illustrated that you should not exceed maximun.
For this reason also,I have included the name of another 2 officers making it three so that you can quickly go to the western union office and split the money into three among these three names for easy cashment in this order ,that is the only option.

1, Name: F35tu5
Surname: 5@mu3l
Address Country :Madrid Spain. Amount 2000.00 GBP

2, Name : R1ch@rd
Surname: St3v3n
Address Country :Madrid Spain. Amount 2000.00 GBP

3, Name: @n@
Surname: M3ntu5
Address Country :Madrid Spain. Amount 1,650.00 GBP

We regret every inconveniences and hope to have informed you well in this regard. As soon as it is done just send us the informations again to enable us conclude your payment process.

madridboi conveniently forgot to CC Sarge, thereby dashing his Xmas joy. Of course the ensuing argument about whether or not Anna was told what the limit was is going to take a couple of days.

Anna wrote:

At no time did you tell me that I couldn't send more than 3,000 Euros. You told me to send the money and you only gave me one name to send the money too. If you knew all this, why didn't you tell me that before, and why didn't you give me the three names the first time? Why are you trying to ruin our Christmas? If you can't receive all the money at once, why don't you operate like a real business and have me send the money to a bank account instead of by western union will all these silly rules.

Hopefully madridboi will cough up a bank account.

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:24 pm

He got chopped by his superior officer, Captain G0mer.

smallboi wrote:

Hello Corporal L@ika B0hica,
I have asked you not to make payment to anybody apart from the
security company i ask you.Do make sure you dont send your money to a
scammer Mr 0latunje G0mer because he know noting about this deal.And
have noting to offer in this deal.He is not a solider and have noting
to offer i repect.He is a thife that want to stole your money away.DO
NOT TAKE ANYBODIES MAIL OR CALLS ECCEPT THE SECURITY COMPANY.You don't
want to listen.
I ask you to change to a new ID for this deal so you will be left
alone,you don't want to listen.If your money is been taking away by
this animals do not ask me for it.
Because i wouldn't answer you.
Note:they are imposter that want to stole from you.
Open a new yahoomail.com account and mail me from it.
This is my last Order.
The fool Is not a solider he want to take your money away they are
scammer's that harcked people computer's and collect their information
and scam them of their money.I have equally contacted our area office
intapol to look in to the matter as soon as possible they will be put
to book.
My Last warning.
Regards,
Sgt.smallboi.

and after I sent the $ to the Captain, complete with illegible WU receipt:

Quote:

Hello Corporal B0hica,
Can you see how stupid you are.Sending money to a scammer all in the
name to achive what you are not.You are a disgrace to minitry
rules.Have you ask him of his ID card to this regards.You are a fool
and will remain a fool for ever.Which batarlon his controling and
where hr base.
A captin in us army can not speek or see the comader in chife.
You are a fool.
Do not contact me again.

Time to rinse and repeat.

edited to add an earlier email for clarity

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:09 pm

^^ G0m3r got him! LOL! The lad gave the impression that he no longer believed in G0m3r last time he wrote to him. Strange thing is that he might have had a re-awakening to the reality of G0m3r. He has started baiting Hu9h J@zz again. He is supposed to call him at 9:00AM sharp CST. BTW, I think you may well be a disgrace to minitry rules. LOL! Excellent siggy!

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