Don't you know hancolfs mean you are going to be arrested?

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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:47 am

I had to post this whole reply, including the pictures, because without them, it's kind of meaningless

Laughing

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FROM INTERNATIONAL INTERPOL POLICE FORCE UNIT.
http://www.interpol.int/default.asp

Attention: Dominique Cazenave, <== Not my character

we waiting to hear from you for long time but we did not hear from you ,now we inform you that we have all your informations here both your addres you are liveing both your phone number,
note we will give you today if we did not see what we require from you today concerning our fee to enable us delivery your consignment box to you ,you will go to arrest in any where you are ,and we will report you from FBI so that FBI will help us to find you because we are working together suffer this force concern in world wide.
when you see the hancolf on top you surpose to know that you are go to be arrested very soon.

Thanks
Chief Hon,James Man
Inspector General of fraud International Interpol Police Force Unit.
Email us right now
+229 932 556 73

clearly, this lad means action... the hancolfs dictate it.

Can I request custom title, "In hancolfs?" Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:51 am

Oh you know you can't request a custom title and just expect it. Sheesh...

Custom titles are expensive and use up internet space. Every time you request a custom title a fairy dies.

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:53 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Every time you request a custom title a fairy dies.

yeah, I know.

why do you think I did it :p

hey, how about "Fairy Killer"?

that's two today Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:54 am

Great. Now I will have to explain to my children how and why Tinkerbell died. I hope you're happy.

419Eater is my life Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 277

Putting a picture of hancolfs at the top of an email message is standard operating procedure for when the officials are planning to arrest you. Surely you were taught that in school?

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:56 am

just blame me, NN.

that's what my wife does, I'm used to it!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:00 am

Mega Bandit wrote:

Surely you were taught that in school?

So what pic do they use when they DO arrest you?

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:23 am

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:41 am

damn that means that i will be soon in jail as well, my lad send me these exact pics as as well but he is busy to help me with recovering my 125.000$ i lost few years ago its nice of him to offer me 4.5milion for it but i keep telling him i only lost 125.000$ so i cant accept 4.5mil...he keep sending me every single time the same reply lettre believe it or not whatever i answer he answer me with the same standard reply(a very long reply btw)we about 10-15 mails in to the bait and he still on "script"i think that 1 mail is his script....its funny but boring as well..yesterday i slapped him for the first time(after all he is fbi and i have to show respect and gratitude for his efforts to recover my funds)but to much is to much....getting every time that same mail.....

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:02 am

Reminds me of this story.
http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/handcuff.asp

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:32 am

The handcuff image we taken off someone's memorial website too. Something Interpol does every day I'm sure.

That is pretty much the dumbest thing I have heard this month.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:39 am

JumpinJayJay wrote:

that's what my wife does, I'm used to it!

You realize that in Spanish, the word for wife and hancolf are the same word......

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:47 am

It may interest you all to know, I earned my custom tag by pointing out to someone, the error of their ways asking for a custom tag. Very Happy

Be warned. OOOOOooooooo!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:06 pm

Windypops knows me too well. I thought long and hard about a custom title. Since this was jail themed I decided to ask this generator for help.

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

I entered your first name, Jumpin and your surname, JayJay...

Personally I think it suits you. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:14 pm

^ thanks for that link NN, Cali Gula's nickname for romance baits shall now be "Horse Hung Harry" Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:32 pm

damn, NN, i think my wife wrote that site

Quote:

The One-Eyed Ogre

(should this be moved to general?)

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:09 am

What? Now you want to back-seat moderate?

Only a One-eyed Ogre would be so bold. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:23 am

hey, i'll take front-seat if it's offered Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:39 am

Good site.

That's settled. I'm sharing my cell with NN.

The rest of you can fight among yourselves.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:23 am

Yep, a picture paints a thousand words, so send him a picture of a nutcracker. See if he understands what's coming to him.

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