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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:49 pm |
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I've read of 'gassy' motor accidents on the Ibadan express highway, and even 'ghostly' ones. This adjective from [email protected] is nice though, because it's not even in the dictionary....
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A GUSTILY MOTOR ACCIDENT INVOLVING A TOYOTA HELUX BUS AND A 911 TRUCK
WHICH OCCUR YESTERDAY AT THE AFLAO MOTOR WAY CAUSING THE DEATH OF 15
PASSENGERS AND 20 OTHERS SERIOUSLY INJURED. |
What kind of accident did your benefactor have? |
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took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
 "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:16 pm |
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One of my lads spoke of his client having a 'fetal accident' ? |
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You are a goat. And very stupid. I will deal with you very soon, just wait, I have all your contact address, and I will trace you very soon, for insulting me, all evidence of your insult to me has been filed.
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:22 pm |
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About a month ago a lad told me of a hobble accident. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:51 pm |
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MoP - It was a typo.. the mugu intended to type a "c" instead of a "t".
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:27 pm |
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@mop
must have died while giving birth, although it was a man that had died ? |
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You are a goat. And very stupid. I will deal with you very soon, just wait, I have all your contact address, and I will trace you very soon, for insulting me, all evidence of your insult to me has been filed.
Lawyer M4nu3l told me that you could be one of this terrorist in the usa. and I later find out on my research on you, that you are one of the bastards in wherever you are. not even in usa."
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:28 pm |
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^Or maybe he had a heart attack while attending the birth?
One Lad's father met his end through mundane means:
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| Unfortunately my father died from protracted diabetes. |
But two months later:
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| My Late Father Death, my stepmother use Dog to killed my father through sitten dog to his accident, ever since them we have been forbiden dogs. |
Oops...
And of course, who can forget:
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| Two years ago,an American client,Mr. George Taylor, with a Deposit to the sum of USD23.2Million died in a ghasly accident while on ice skiing in the carribean |
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MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:55 pm |
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| A GUSTILY MOTOR ACCIDENT |
That must have put the wind up him. |
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you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:55 pm |
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| A GUSTILY MOTOR ACCIDENT |
It must have been some ghastly gust, is all I can say.  |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:53 am |
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| ice skiing in the carribean |
Apparently lads have read something about global warmth  |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:19 am |
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| A TOYOTA HELUX BUS AND A 911 TRUCK |
I am more interested in these types of vehicles. Especially the Toyota HELUX. I own a Hilux and was wondering if this was some sort of super-secret model only available in ScamLand.
Also, a 911 Truck? Does Porsche do a truck?
And some accident news from my lad.
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| Agatha had a motor accedint and she hard a boun fraction that is way i have not been writing to you |
I responded with genuine concern.
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| Well, if you allow your dopey sister to play in traffic these things will happen. How is the slapper? |
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:41 am |
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Also, a 911 Truck? |
I have this image of a big, boxy moving-van type thing painted in ridiculous colors, speeding down a street, lights and sirens blaring.
It stops, the doors fly open, and about 40 lads get out and just start running in circles, yelling in Pidgin  |
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And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20608
Location: East of Humptulips
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Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:17 am |
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^^^ Close
911 truck http://www.flickr.com/photos/satulagi/3250555626/ |
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:56 am |
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Hahahahaha! Close enough  |
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I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:52 am |
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One of my lads once had a fruit accident in a motor saloon |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:09 am |
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One of my first baits had a scammer who's wife and child died in a Plane crush! |
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Dr_Pimper
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Oct 2009
Posts: 55
Location: Australia
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:43 am |
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One lad told me that a supposed victim had been 'deaded by fast car'.
Also, as you can see in a quote in my signature, one lad claimed that another person which I had previously been dealing with had given up the ghost...
Edit: I just remembered another classic... One lad told me that his father had died because "lion eat his hed and think he was food. my father was killedd and then the lion eat an elephant"
... And I kid you not... |
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Q: If you could have dinner with anyone (dead or alive) who would you choose?
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:41 am |
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^Like that. They're all beauties though. One of my best ever was where 'the car skided out of control, colluding with a truck carrying 1000 gallon of peanut oil which flooded the road and kill them". What a mess. We should always ask the lads to describe the accident graphically I think. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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auguste
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2009
Posts: 175
Location: yes, how did you know ?
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:02 pm |
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| My late father was kill in a suspected road accident but the police reported that my late father was drunk and full of alcohol before his death |
Your father was drunk AND full of alcohol ? Now thats a man after my heart...
also : nobody suspects the spanish inq... road accident... |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:27 pm |
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I was looking for something else and found This
But I'm pretty sure someone's lad once had a Ghostly accident. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:02 pm |
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Gastric, now that's good BTW, 'gustily' is in the Oxford dictionary, my mistake. I doubt it's often used in the context of an accident, unless the wind was blowing gustily and the car was taken off the road etc.
It looks like few lads can get anywhere near the correct spelling of 'ghastly' and their spellchecker offers similar words to what they've attempted. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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