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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:17 pm |
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Merry Christmas Baiters!
Hope you don't mind me sharing this particular email with you but after reading some of the other threads I thought some Xmas cheer was in order. And it made me laugh so hope you find it funny too.
So. This particular slice of pond-scum has been encouraged to talk dirty for me and remarkably doesn't resort to copying stuff verbatim from the Internet. Let's see how it gets on…
WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS LANGUAGE OF A SEXUAL NATURE.
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Ok, my Muffin !!!
I'll lick you from head to toe. Then I smear you cream which is delicious and I'll lick it all over your body. [Good start]
Then I'll take your friend  [who invited him?]
and I'll suck it gently. I will take you to orgasm.
And you ended straight into my mouth. [what already?]
And then you want me. And we're going to have sex. [Oh goody!]
You'll have me as you want. And the rear and side. 
And I will be wearing clothes that I buy for the money that you send it to me. 
And I'll take it slowly and you'll be excited.
and when you see my breasts and my girl [who invited her?]you're just immediately [yesss…?]
and you come to me at me and we will do wild sex.
I will take you to orgasm again .....
 [phew! I'm worn out.]
Kisses
Y@n@
[And now for the "Money Shot"] 
P.S. I hope you like this and I'll waiting for the money
To send me money from Western Union you must to know
My full name
Z@brovsk@y@ Y@n@
My address
Ukraine, Petrovka,
Vostochnaya street, 5/26
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Happy holidays everyone!
Love,
Phil Yerboots. |
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 865
Location: Oueen of Dorkdom.. getting into thier hearts and wont let go
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:22 pm |
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 thanks for sharing |
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"you are such a dork" ... my kids
"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya
am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:25 pm |
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Tell her you have a money burning fetish and it really excites you to light a $100 on fire while getting your freak on. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 865
Location: Oueen of Dorkdom.. getting into thier hearts and wont let go
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:19 pm |
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i got this in chat today didnt know what to say
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| i had oral sex four times looking at you honie |
i was speechless i didnt know he was doublejointed |
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"you are such a dork" ... my kids
"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya
am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"
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Lantana
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Sep 2009
Posts: 260
Location: Valley of the sun ~ it's a dry heat
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:33 pm |
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@Phil Yerboots
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[And now for the "Money Shot"]
P.S. I hope you like this and I'll waiting for the money
To send me money from Western Union you must to know |
LOL, that is priceless. Thanks for sharing.
@Janeegrl ~ damn you have some great chats! |
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Lantana
Thanks to Murry and Kate
Nigerian lad posing as a Finland shop keeper
xxxx @ yahoo.com is my id and i m looking for sex if you help me in doing sex plz give me <- said to my alter ego Tonya
this will not cost you anything ..going to western union to send me $200 <- said to me by my Nigerian lad posing as a shop keeper in Finland |
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 865
Location: Oueen of Dorkdom.. getting into thier hearts and wont let go
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:33 pm |
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@ devil woman i saw that |
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"you are such a dork" ... my kids
"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya
am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:44 pm |
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NSFW PICTURE DOUBLE-JOINTED |
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[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
100+45:goat: 
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:46 pm |
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^^^ so you know what I decided to delete because it was RUDE and I don't know how to make link! Did someone tell him 'go play with yourself'? |
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[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 865
Location: Oueen of Dorkdom.. getting into thier hearts and wont let go
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:54 pm |
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but it was great to see |
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"you are such a dork" ... my kids
"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya
am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:37 pm |
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Glad no MOD saw it, might have got a slap or another goat! |
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[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 865
Location: Oueen of Dorkdom.. getting into thier hearts and wont let go
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:43 pm |
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lol |
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"you are such a dork" ... my kids
"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya
am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:20 am |
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I'm Old Gregg
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Nov 2009
Posts: 25
Location: Black Lake
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Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:16 am |
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Gives new meaning to the phrase "Money Shot" |
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Do you love me?
Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do coz I need your love alot, |
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