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irishemigrant
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Tastysnack
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:40 am |
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Thomas Robert Edwards, 20, who was working at Chester Zoo at the time of the incident, denied the charge of trying to sexually penetrate a living animal. |
Because...had the dog been dead it would have been ok?
And aren't the Darwin Awards for those that are dead? |
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irishemigrant
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^^ I think people who do absolutely stupid things get nominated too, please correct if I'm wrong. |
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Ima Baeder
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:51 am |
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Edwards, of Hope, in North Wales admitted seven charges of possessing extreme pornography, though claimed the films had been downloaded onto his computer by accident. |
Yeah, right.
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. . . was hoping to go to college and to work with animals. |
I hope not! |
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ParaNoid
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:18 am |
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I am gobsmacked at this sentence:
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Edwards claimed he had merely been stroking the dog in the back-garden |
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N N N
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:57 am |
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I think a BJ with said rotweiller might have got him the much coveted award ... |
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windypops
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:06 am |
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ParaNoid wrote: |
I am gobsmacked at this sentence:
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Edwards claimed he had merely been stroking the dog in the back-garden |
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Had he been stroking the beast in the front-garden, the mental image is still just as awful. Sorry, the double entendres just abound. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:45 am |
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To quote the Darwin Awards website
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The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of
the human genome by honoring those who
accidentally remove themselves from it... |
I think if the dog had turned and bitten him in the scrotum he'd would have qualified no problem
http://www.darwinawards.com/ for more amazingly stupid stories.
Its amazing how so many people claim porn of any degree gets onto their computer by accident.
I suppose they may be clicking over and over again by accident |
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Nosmo King
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:05 pm |
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Yeppers @ Nanny Ogg
Tastysnack wrote: |
And aren't the Darwin Awards for those that are dead? |
Nope, it's for those whom Father Chuck plucks from the gene pool. Continuing to breath is allowed, continuing to reproduce is not. |
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Cheesecake King
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:21 pm |
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I'm sorry but this raises the question; "Could you have picked a dog more likely to bite off your bollocks?" |
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sunshine
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:40 pm |
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Rotties, properly brought up, can be very well adjusted and friendly dogs... but I doubt that they would be quite *that* friendly
In a rather unusual twist thanks to the bizarre legal system we have in the UK he can get a longer sentence for possession of horseporn (3 years) than he could for actually diddling the dog (2 years). Go figure |
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lakeside77
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I understand that the Darwin Awards are given to those who make extraordinary efforts to cull the herd, whether they survive or not. I think it would be safer to try to give a wildcat a hand job than to try to shtup a Rottweiler. |
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Cheesecake King
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sunshine wrote: |
Rotties, properly brought up, can be very well adjusted and friendly dogs... but I doubt that they would be quite *that* friendly
In a rather unusual twist thanks to the bizarre legal system we have in the UK he can get a longer sentence for possession of horseporn (3 years) than he could for actually diddling the dog (2 years). Go figure |
Can I ask how you came by that knowledge? |
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sunshine
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^^^ could not possibly say.
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thud419
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Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:58 am |
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The Darwin Awards also offer an Honourable Mention for those who make a good effort to remove themselves from the gene pool but fail. |
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Yastreb
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There seem to be a few lists circulating that mix up Darwin nominations (some of which aren't proper Darwins anyway) with embarrassment anecdotes and dumb crook tales. One turned up so often I kept a rebuttal notice on file just for that one.
And on OT:
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