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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:41 pm

I've heard of various survival stories where people fended of dehydration by drinking their own urine. Perhaps the lad needs some survival advice.

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:03 pm

Maybe you could encourage him to pimp himself out and sell his ass for a bit of coin?

Master Baiter Joined: 24 Mar 2009 Posts: 128

He tells you this story of his "flock" back home and how they will fail if he is not with him?? I just have to wonder if these people ever give a consideration to their victims and how they must feel when he has done his fowl deed to them, when his victim realizes that it was all a stinking fowl deed done to him by a slick snake willing to take their money with a big fibbing lie!! From what he is saying he is an innocent babe left to the wolves!!! I'd love to smack him one!!

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:27 pm

Quote:

Inspector Gadget wrote:
Then you can send in our knight in shining armour to rescue your lad.
???? Slightlyoutofit????

(from page 2)
Sir Scam Alot, not Slightly! if Slightly is the answer, it must be one hell of a question.

As for drinking urine, that can only be done on a public bus. Which may be all the poor lad can now afford. He does appear to be both streaded and brook, if only there was some way to help him.....

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:21 pm

Oh my. It seems my boi's getting lazy. Well that just won't do.

i am still waithing for the contral no

Quote:

Dearest Father.
thanks for your mail.

then tell 0livier to send the money through western union money transfer to me so that i can get it on time and pay for my flight today.
please i cant aford to mis todays flight. i am so dirty in such a way that any body that have not know me before can call me somthing els. please i Beg You with the name of God do me this favour. this is my time of need and i know it too well that you can do it within a twinkle of aye but i dont know why this is hapening to me. people say that i am a social minister i help people when they are in need with the litle i have and i make sure that i visit the urphans the less privilages monthly.
thakns and God bless

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:02 pm

^^^

Quote:

[...] and i make sure that i visit the urphans the less privilages [...]

I think tis the season we all should give some extra attention to the urphans. (The urphans with the large ..ehrm.. inheritances.) I just replied to a fresh one.

@NTC: I love how your lad expresses his misery and despair. Do you write him much, or it it mainly him who does the writing?

Master Baiter Joined: 24 Mar 2009 Posts: 128

Perhaps he could be prompted to think back, perhaps he might have slighted someone, told some one a fib? told someone he was something he was not?? What kind of scams did you find this one doing ??

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:16 pm

As a reverend, he should understand this must be Gods test. Jesus survived 40 days and 40 nights in the desert, made him what he is today. A couple of weeks in a motto park is chickenfeed by comparison.

Well baited Nick, you do impressive work!

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:35 pm

manbiteslion wrote:

As a reverend, he should understand this must be Gods test.

Indeed, that's been a recurring theme since he first arrived in Abidjan.

Bolleboos wrote:

I love how your lad expresses his misery and despair. Do you write him much, or it it mainly him who does the writing?

I try to write a fair bit. Being too dismissive with lads can diminish their trust in you, which is not what I want right now. Of course, I reserve my verbosity for the special lads. There's no way in hell I'll spend as much time on every other lad.

He hasn't written in a whole 8 hours (4 hours since my last letter). I don't know whether he's gone to sleep, or whether my last letter simply put him over the edge.

I wrote:

Dearest Reverend J0hnson. I spoke to 0livier and he say he does not use Western Union. He has your photograph now so he should be able to spot you at the Basilica. I don't know why you are being so ungrateful. The man just got $5000 stolen from his hands and now you don't even want to meet him. He said he bought you a ticket to fly from Yamasoukrou to Abidjan and then to Lome. I know you are in a troubled position, but you are not the only one that is hurting. We have all been through so much. You didn't even ask about L@urent. He's still missing, you know. The police just called 0livier an hour ago to tell him that his brother's probably dead. And yet, despite all of this trauma, he is still willing to sacrifice his time to help you. You must show gratitude for GOD's help. Do not spit in his face like this. Love, Father Jeffr3y.

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:26 am

He could probably walk to Yamasoukrou in a day or two, if he had to. Or try to hitchhike. Although "i am so dirty in such a way that any body that have not know me before can call me somthing els" might make hitchhiking difficult. Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:40 am

Aren't you just ensuring he becomes more educated with regards neighbouring countries and also how some poor souls suffer? He really is becoming ungrateful!

Great job! I would have loved to have seen your e-mails to him...

Paddy

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:05 pm

@ Nick also funny that you got a moment of doubt that you sended an innocent man on safari.

I wonder how much longer he gone wait until he start walking home...and wtf he did with those 5000cfa that guy from Libanaon gave him?

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:40 pm

Nick, you are one evil genius bow_down

This bait is pure poetry Twisted Evil

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:55 pm

Nick
Incredible. Speechless but not laughterless- Sweet Mother of God what a safari- reads like a freaking ten penny opera. I think you could get someone to set your lad's e-mail to music and put on a production.

I can't wait to see how this plays out !

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:44 am

mugu_eater wrote:

@ Nick
<snipped>I wonder how much longer he gone wait until he start walking home...and wtf he did with those 5000cfa that guy from Libanaon gave him?

Internet cafe, perhaps?
How much is 5000cfa in dollars or euros?

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:37 pm

psychicbait wrote:

How much is 5000cfa in dollars or euros?

Live rates at 2009.12.19 17:32:02 UTC
1.00 USD = 457.368 XOF

In other words, about 10 bucks.

My poor boi apparently got pretty tired of waiting.

i give glory to the lord almighty

Quote:

Dearest Father .
thanks for your mail.

i apologyce to you if you are not happy with my going back to togo.dont be offended with me.
i am not trying to be ungreatfull which i will never be in life. 0livier did not want to see me becouse i spent not less that 3-4 days and non of them wants to see me even if he loss the money he could have pick me up for i believ that money is not every thing. do we need money to sustain our life and to put things to a better place all the same we dont worship money. if i may say i am his brothers guest his guest and he loss the money he sopose to give me fine why not him come and see me.$5000 is money but i dont think that i will in any means hurt him. so in all i give glory to the lord almighty. i leter found my way back to togo yesterday. i whent back to the airport by 4.30pm furtunatly to me my pastor friend that i mailed connected me to one of his member so the man agreed to borrow me 150000cfa to pay for my flight so our flight left Abidjan by 11pm and we get to togo by 2am. so if he still want to help me with the money he can send the money to Togo so that i can pay back to the man that i borrowad the money from. and is not that i am not feeling for Laurent urnesly i feel for him. and i pray that the lord almighty will protect his life.
and also help me apologyce to 0livier if he is not happy too.
i wish he can send the money through western union i know it will be ok.
another thing is that my assistant here is still trying to cope with ministry and he cannot handle the member very well that is why i was rushing back and what i was passing through there. i just found myself as a homless household and also a semi beger. and i know that it will not be permenent in my life.
i thank you for all your fatherly advice and encouragement.
remain bless in the bosom of the lord. as i wait to hear your urgent reply.

yours in his vineyard.

Naturally, I'll be laying the guilt trip on him now.

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:46 pm

Even though he didn't end up stredded, you've spent a whole lot of his money, and undoubtedly strained his relations with his bidness associates.

A great success, and a truly amusing read!

Thumbs up

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:52 pm

I got an email from him earlier that had a Togo IP. Seems he's back but don't think he'll want to travel again for awhile, or will he? Twisted Evil

Good job Nick!

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:24 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

Seems he's back but don't think he'll want to travel again for awhile, or will he?

You underestimate me. Wink

I have a penchant for safariing my lads more than once. Since this guy didn't just send me a letter full of insults, I think he's about to become another statistic.

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:30 pm

I sent him to Parakou and all he did was whine. Lads like this are a true treasure.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:55 pm

and i pray that the lord almighty will protect you in jesus name.........amen

Quote:

Dearest Father.
thanks for your mail.

before i proceed on i will not fail to sympatise about the death of Laurent. and i apologice for every thing and i said let it be bygone.
i dont even know that its up to this estent. becouse i was so beeterd about what i espirienced but in alll i give God all the glory and honour. so if in any way i offended you i pleade that you do forgive me as your lovely son. and as your begothen son i apologyce to you and will plead that you accept my apology. and please when are you leaving to Abidjan?
and i pray that the lord almighty will protect you in jesus name..........amen

thanks and remain bless in the bosom of the lord. as i wait to hear your urgent respond.
yours in his vineyard.

It's never over. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:47 pm

It goes on. It goes on, Judah. The race, the race is not over. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:56 pm

Nick
If the board would allow for a standing ovation you deserve one for this this- Sweet Saint Mary the poor bastard wants to know when you are coming to visit after what you did.

Talk about De-education- this bait should qualify as a brain-ectomy for this lad.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:12 am

I guess you could modify the air bait and send him after a plane wreck in the middle of nowhere. Find a wreck/crash from years ago and tell him there is a consignment of your gold dust onboard.

Offer him 50% as an incentive to go get it.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:00 pm

I love this bait, I hope it continues.

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