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Sorry for the interruption - how do I spell Troll???????

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:19 am

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Im not sure you understand my hatered for 419ers

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419 is a crime (that i hate)

If you hate them so much, why do you try to justify their crimes?

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One thing i should add is maybe a reason for this scam to continue is that (and i know u wont like this)... We invaded nigeria (or that is its name now), we then inslaved their people and tought them how to speak pigion english and shipped them to the americas!

Can you spell "hypocrite"?

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:14 am

It's just a wind up. It always is.

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:46 am

scumbaiter2007 wrote:

my question regarding the slavery of Nigerian Peeps can not be answered with info about a riot that we whites may have caused...

I guess that leaves me in the clear. Talk about having things bassackwards. Your logic is far more transparent than anyone's white skin.

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:46 am

Hmmm, I don't know whether to actually post something, or just make an appearance in this insightfull threat...

Just five meals from being a scammer/criminal. Hmmm, I'll have to consult my oracle about this one.

Trolling, trolling,
Keep on trolling.

I got a call back and my oracle said that my standards and morals are higher than that. It said that it would take six missed meals (in a row) for me to turn into a scammer/criminal... Shocked

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:54 am

ParaNoid wrote:

Just five meals from being a scammer/criminal. Hmmm, I'll have to consult my oracle about this one.
........

I got a call back and my oracle said that my standards and morals are higher than that. It said that it would take six missed meals (in a row) for me to turn into a scammer/criminal... Shocked

I did once consider breaking & entering when Greggs closed early Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:43 am

This thread is really silly and I doubt the OP cares to have his questions answered.

scumbaiter2007 wrote:

cause and effect

How profound but it sounded much better when it was said on the Matrix

I can quote movies too. Are you saying mugus are scamming for an offenses that none of us were even alive to give? The mugus are scamming over an offense when none of them were alive to be offended?

That is stupid and ignorant. It's propaganda mainly used by Oga's to get other lads to scam for him. I mean really, what is lazier then a lad? A lad who lies to other lads so they will do the lad work for him.

Lads are not scamming because of slavery that happened over 300 years ago. They are doing it because they are lazy, don't want to work a real job but don't want to take much risk of getting caught stealing.

So they sit their asses down behind a computer a few hours a day sending out thousands of Emails looking to catch the right person at the right time. Then the lad will steal everything his victim has. I doesn't matter to the lad if his victim is white or black, a child or an elderly female living on a very modest retirement (which she worked all her life to earn), nor does the lad care if his victim sufferers from a mental handicap. A lad will gladly steal from any of the above and everyone in between. Not just steal once either. He won't stop until the victim has nothing left to give.

If lad did this because of slavery then they would have to figure out who's ancestors owned slaves. They don't, you know why? Because they don't care.

As for stealing to feed my family, well anything is possible but I certainly would not target the sick, the elderly and the mentally handicapped. I certainly would not promise them millions so later they have to deal with the fact they were scammed but they are not going to have the money that was going to provide them a better life. That is just horrible.

Lads do their lad stuff because they can. They are amoral, ruthless, cold, lack empathy for anyone, they do not feel pity or remorse for their victims. They can care less what kind of pain and misery they caused, so long as they are happy. Lads will take a victim for every dime the victim has then fully expect to be given more.

I have said this before and I believe it. I think most lads are sociopaths. The things lads do would make demons stand appalled.

So there is your answer scumbaiter2007. They do it because they are lazy and can steal without taking much risk.

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:02 am

scumbaiter2007 wrote:

Please do not try to tell the world that we (us humans) would not turn to crime because of hunger. We are all ONLY 5 MEALS AWAY FROM A REVOLUTION!
If you think these figures are incorrect then I dare you to starve your children of food for 2 days.

Then my kids will start scamming on the internet?

Try breathing through your nose for a change.
Maybe the extra oxygen will get to your brain and you'll stop writing jibberish.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Maybe slavery does come into it
Some lads must be descended from people who were willing to sell their countrymen into slavery, same indiffrence to human suffering and anguish as long as there is money or goods to be had

Now
I've fed the rabbit
Fed the cat,
Fed the rats, including our new shy rescued dumbo,
Must stop feeding the troll.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Back in the golden age of Usenet there was a thing known as a "Flame Duel". Each person chose a news group (ie forum) and posted a single message to it. The winner was the one with the longest thread one week later.

It seems trolls these days don't have that level of self-control.

So we don't have songs about crime in popular culture? I don't know what gave you that idea.

Here's a few popular culture icons giving at least the same degree of a positive slant as "I Go Chop Your Dollar":
Michael Jackson
Bob Geldorf
Sting
Jimi Hendrix
And finally, Kylie Minogue on Top Of The Pops

[Edited to add more examples and tidy up]

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:57 pm

scumbaiter2007 wrote:

Please do not try to tell the world that we (us humans) would not turn to crime because of hunger.

Then you're just as amoral as you are dyslexic.

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:31 pm

I have a question: WTF?

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:45 pm

Poverty and hunger may drive some to crime, but greed seems to be the force that allows people to persist. I've never known a scammer to stop asking for money once he has obtained enough to put food on the table.

Opportunity seems to be a far more powerful catalyst than desperation: not that either matters. Most legal systems do not make adjustments for the "whys", crimes are punished based on actual or potential damage done.

We're not a legal system, we don't punish people for their crimes. We exploit scammer greed to create opportunities for them to punish themselves.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:19 am

@-C-: That was my original question. Which, I might add, was never answered.
I suppose I should come up with something clever now...

Are you having a laff??
Cause and effect

Edit: Sorry, I just noticed this is the Mod PWT, I'll go back to the one for mortals.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:07 am

I hate you guys! You scared him off before he shared his vast knowledge on this subject, there was going to be a profound and earth shattering revelation by post 8 but now he's gone. Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

jose_cuervo wrote:

revelation by post 8

I think you have that wrong. It was revolution by meal 5.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:44 pm

The slavery troll should just be booted, what a load of crapola. Stealing is okay as payback on the descendants of those that wronged your ancestors? Yeah, right.

Anyway, I recently owned up to trolling on a local residents board, and took good advice from the members here and packed it in. However, recently I came across this Ventrilo thingy that gamers use to talk to each other in real time, and an example of how trolls use it for their kicks

Mod edit to add: Very NSFW language! - Ima http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno&feature=related

Sorry, but I laughed my head off...

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:04 pm

Ok, I think I understood now.

So...is this the point where we start eating pancakes? I'll bring the frying pan.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:22 pm

MM, pancakes.. *drool* I had some yesterday @ IHOP. I would go for some today, but no more moneys! Crying or Very sad

Or maybe a cheezburger would be nice. Can I haz cheezburger? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:24 pm

Happy_Slacker wrote:

... I would go for some today, but no more moneys! Crying or Very sad

Just go steal some. Your ancestors were probably wronged somewhere down the line. Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:26 pm

I can't, I'm white. (Eastern European). So can't use the slavery bit.

Well, maybe I can use the whole being abused from the Soviet Bloc shttick. Hrmm.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:29 pm

^^ Or the Golden Horde.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:33 pm

Hrmm, right. Either the Golden Horde which traces further back to the Mongols, or perhaps something else. Being abused by the Ottoman Empire. Hrmm.. Razz

Either way I can't. I don't carry such a chip on my shoulder, like some lads do while trying to justify their actions. I wonder if the OP is a lad in disguise? Hrmm

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:39 pm

Happy_Slacker wrote:

I wonder if the OP is a lad in disguise? Hrmm

Nah. The language is too poor for a lad. My vote is fat, pimple-faced, high school kid.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:48 pm

Happy_Slacker wrote:

further back to the Mongols, or perhaps something else. Being abused by the Ottoman Empire. Hrmm.. Razz

This is a frigging Internet forum, mate: You can always say that you were oppressed by a mod in an Internet forum!

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