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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:09 am |
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I've been reading lots of published work to get more ideas and more confidence in handling the baits, and I have to say this:
Being someone who really does believe in God and loves Jesus, the thing that makes me most sick about these people is the way they use that for their dirty deeds. Every time I read one of them mentioning something about being God fearing and trusting in the Lord Almighty, i can't help but clench my fists. It seriously takes me a minute to compose myself lol But I end up smiling to myself and think, I DO hope God blesses the wits and knowledge of these baiters and this system they have put together!!! And hopefully all the time and effort you guys put in will save one more innocent person from financial tragedy
So, yes, as the lads like to say, I will say this seriously: GOD BLESS YOU GUYS!!!
And general blessings and good fortune and karma for those who don't believe in the same God I do!! <3 <3 <3
Keep up the fantastic work, and thank you again. |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:48 am |
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Well thanks, Wannab8!
I'm an agnostic myself, but I have a very high standard of ethics, and the kind of religious hypocrisy I see in the lads annoys me as well.
For example, I just got this yesterday from a "Reverend" lad:
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I can swear with my whole heart that i can never decieve you nor will i plan to fruad you, the only thing that is holding the shipment of your trunk boxes is the shipment fee, once again, if you did not recieve your trunk boxes full of money as soon as we finalized the shipment fee, let John my first born die for telling you lie, as i have said earlier, the shipment fee is the only thing delaying the delivery of your trunk boxes, ok |
You can bet, I'm giving him hell for it! |
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Reaper
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:05 am |
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Welcome, Wannab. Thanks for the praise.
I like your avatar, I think that's been my philosophy at some moments. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:05 am |
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:43 am |
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Corona wrote: |
Glad to have ya, wannab8!
I love Jesus, but I drink a little bit. |
LOL oh hunny I love Jesus too, but I partake in things a lot of Christians frown upon. Remember that faith is personal If I wanna drink and get stoned that between me and my maker thankyouverymuch! I'm not stealing and ruining people's lives by letting loose and getting drunk and stoned every once in a while.
No one should be able to sleep soundly at night when they make a living lying, cheating, and robbing people blind!! |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:02 am |
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Yaaaay!!! A Jesus thread.
Time for some awesomeness:
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:26 am |
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I'm agnostic too, but I still get annoyed at the way Lads seem to be able to break the Commandments of their supposed faith.
Hearken to this fervent proselytism from one Lad:
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I never finish the work of God assign to me think of telling lies,do you know what it takes for one to lie against the holy spirit, am I sure you know really the case of Annanais and sapharia in the bible who lie against the holy spirit and their reward.I inform you that God has anointed me as a minster of reconciliation, propagating the Gospel of our Lord jesus christ with all fervour and dedication.I am not slothful in this great commission but I am aglow burning with the Zeal of the spirit, Father we thank you for making us Wise and guiding us by your wisdom to dig our foundation deep in the rock, which is christ.by this we know we can outlast every storm that rages againts us for he that is in us is greater than he that is in the world ,in Jesus Name,Amen! (2 chronicles 20:20)hear me, O judah, and ye inhabitants of jerusalem; Believe in the Lord your God,so shall ye be established; Beleive his prophets,so shall ye prosper
talks to God "Father I thank you for the revelation of your word to me this day.I'm resolved this day to trust and beleive the words of the man who you have annointed for my sake.I'm learning now to take advantage of this truth,in Jesus Name, Amen! |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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sunshine
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Posts: 2804
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:42 am |
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am I sure you know really the case of Annanais and sapharia in the bible |
I thought Sapharia was the dragon in "Eragon"?
It always amuses me that the commandments "Thou shalt not steal" and "Thou shalt not bear false witness" seem to be optional to lads.
However being vaguely serious I did have a chat with a guy I work with from Nigeria and he tells me that by and large Christianity is a thin veneer laid on top of far older beliefs in gods you basically (a) had to keep happy or they would kill you in various natural disaster type ways and (b) could ask for favours such as money, recovery from sickness or harm to befall someone else. So it could well be that the understanding of Christianity the lads have isn't quite the same as someone in, say Europe or America would have. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:07 pm |
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From Wikipedia - Ananias and Sapphira:
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Ananias and his wife Sapphira were, according to the Acts of the Apostles, members of the Early Christian church in Jerusalem.
Acts chapter 4 closes by stating that the Christian believers in the early Church did not consider their possessions to be their own, but they had all things in common, and that a church member, Barnabas, sold a plot of land and donated the profit to the apostles. Ananias and Sapphira also sold their land, but withheld a portion of the sales, having decided that they did not wish to give it all to the common purse.
In chapter 5, Ananias presented his donation to Peter claiming that it was the entire amount. Peter replied, "Why is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit?" Peter pointed out that Ananias was in control of the money and could give or keep it as he saw fit, but that he had withheld it from Peter and lied about it, and stated that Ananias had not only lied to Peter, but also to God. Ananias died on the spot, and as a result, everyone who heard the tale became afraid. Three hours later, his wife told the same lie and suffered the same fate. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:01 pm |
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^^^^ Along the lines of Ananias and Sapphira, this is my latest script for dying Christian widows:
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Since you have blasphemed the name of the Lord Jesus Christ by including his holy name in your scam letter, may the cancer that you have lied about in your letter come upon you in truth in your real life. May your suffering and pending death then be exactly as you have described, in every detail according to your very own words.
The world will then be a better place without your scams and you will be forgotten. |
As a christian I do mean it from the heart. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:27 pm |
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wannab8 wrote: |
And general blessings and good fortune and karma for those who don't believe in the same God I do!! <3 <3 <3
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Do I get all 3, or do I get to pick one? What do I get if I dont believe in any god.
Edit: Never mind, I just picked a god. Do I get general blessings, good fortune and karma?
I choose Vulcan.
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Vulcan - god of the forge, fire, and blacksmiths, husband to Venus, and a Dii Consentes, and assigned a flamen minor |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:47 pm |
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Im much like you wannab8. But I turn around and use it right back at them! |
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devil_woman
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Joined: 20 Mar 2009
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:52 pm |
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"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Is a christian and lads say they are christians, does that mean they want us to shaft them anyways we can? |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
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Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:44 am |
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Actually, and many new baiters are surprised at this, all of the religious stuff the lads put on isn't just for show. You'll find that most - if not all - lads are pretty devout. They just "interpret" Christianity in a different way that others do.
Of course, this gives baiters something to play with. Turn their own tactics against them. That's why church baits remain the most efficient, even after all of these years of usage. |
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:54 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
Yaaaay!!! A Jesus thread.
Time for some awesomeness:
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LOL!!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!! Is is bad that the first thing that came to mind was World of Warcraft LOL |
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:56 pm |
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However being vaguely serious I did have a chat with a guy I work with from Nigeria and he tells me that by and large Christianity is a thin veneer laid on top of far older beliefs in gods you basically (a) had to keep happy or they would kill you in various natural disaster type ways and (b) could ask for favours such as money, recovery from sickness or harm to befall someone else. So it could well be that the understanding of Christianity the lads have isn't quite the same as someone in, say Europe or America would have. |
That is pretty interesting, thanks for the insight. |
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:58 pm |
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NickTheCop wrote: |
Actually, and many new baiters are surprised at this, all of the religious stuff the lads put on isn't just for show. You'll find that most - if not all - lads are pretty devout. They just "interpret" Christianity in a different way that others do.
Of course, this gives baiters something to play with. Turn their own tactics against them. That's why church baits remain the most efficient, even after all of these years of usage. |
I agree. And I kind of have been a little bit here and there. The biggest one I did was tell my lad who's afraid for "her" life that the cocoa farmers that killed her father are going to come after her. So I reassured her that God has kept her safe for the past 3 years and as long as she keeps her faith and trusts in Him, she'll be fine.
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:59 pm |
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Irene Adler wrote: |
Im much like you wannab8. But I turn around and use it right back at them! |
As do I, don't worry about it LOL
Just keep reminding them to trust in God and keep their faith and hold tight to Him and everything will be fine
As far as I'm concerned it's a nice way to minister to them lol |
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:01 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
wannab8 wrote: |
And general blessings and good fortune and karma for those who don't believe in the same God I do!! <3 <3 <3
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Do I get all 3, or do I get to pick one? What do I get if I dont believe in any god.
Edit: Never mind, I just picked a god. Do I get general blessings, good fortune and karma?
I choose Vulcan.
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For all the awesomeness you possess in your baiting adventures, yes you get all of them! whatever you believe or don't believe, you deserve all three for your good works |
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:04 pm |
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Tuco wrote: |
^^^^ Along the lines of Ananias and Sapphira, this is my latest script for dying Christian widows:
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Since you have blasphemed the name of the Lord Jesus Christ by including his holy name in your scam letter, may the cancer that you have lied about in your letter come upon you in truth in your real life. May your suffering and pending death then be exactly as you have described, in every detail according to your very own words.
The world will then be a better place without your scams and you will be forgotten. |
As a christian I do mean it from the heart. |
LOL that lad jus got SUH-LAPPED!!!!
Sidenote: have any of you threatened witchcraft or something on them? lol sometimes I want to Not that they would care they'd probably come right back with threatening their african black magic or some crap lol |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:46 pm |
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wannab8 wrote: |
For all the awesomeness you possess in your baiting adventures, yes you get all of them! whatever you believe or don't believe, you deserve all three for your good works |
I was going to chastise you for multiple posts, but deep down inside, I think I really like you. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:09 pm |
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wannab8 wrote: |
have any of you threatened witchcraft or something on them? |
Lads are given juju threats all the time. They also dish them out when they've been aggravated. |
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