This guy needs attention

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Dec 2009 Posts: 17

have we managed to convince him of other words so far?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Oy-ve! I might have to get in on this lad, even though it sounds like the rest of you are keeping him quite busy.

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:16 pm

^^^
The more the merrier.
I keep asking about his ministry and the lad keeps wriggling away from the query.
I wonder how long he can be kept on the hook.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Dec 2009 Posts: 17

he hasnt replied for ages

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:44 pm

His head probably exploded. Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:55 pm

He does seem a bit confused. He's given the dog two names and as previously mentioned seems unsure of gender.

This can only mean, to my character, that there is actually two dogs now. Which means I can get a few more back and forths going about whether the male's circumcised. And that's before a dolla choppa with a familiar name is mentioned again.

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:05 pm

Our lad is still going and now we are looking for a missing payment Very Happy

and after telling him this morning that WU claims the payment has been picked up he wants the MTCN, what ever that is Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:56 pm

I asked the good Rev "What is MTCN?"

His reply

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The information that was given to you when you after you make the payment

He seems a little confused Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:17 am

Well.... he has blesed me... I am laughing so hard - - am going to have to thank him for the wonderful blessing he gives...

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I responded

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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:35 am

^^^
That must be one of PsycheDeli@_Sm1ths" lads!

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:38 am

I just sent him an email from my little Old lady account...

Since he's throwing in the religious nice quotes... I thought I'd try to sneak in another...

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EDITING HERE:

I am arguing with him from another account. I accused him of being a Liar - - of course I can afford to lose him on that account since I am playing with him from several.

So he emails me and uses what I just sent from a different account earlier! In college we call this Plagiarism!

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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:49 am

^^^^^^^
OMG! C**t? This lad is fun!

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:29 am

This lad is having problems Laughing

My rambling reply

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Dear Rev,

You wrote:The information that was given to you when you after you make the payment

What do you mean? I gave the money to the clerk she said the money had been sent and I told her thank you. I sent you an email with all of the imformation and then later asked for a staus update and you claimed the email never arrived. Then I told you that Western Union said the money has already been picked up. Now you are asking for an MTCH whatever that is and now you send this confusing statement. I made the payment and you never gave me any information so how can I give it back to you? something i never see before?

Please help me out here.

His reply is much better than expected:

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sorry there was a problem some where some one enterd my inbox and colect the infor and get both of us cheted which i am investingating right now ok so do have any contact with any body inregard of my puppy i will do all i can to ship the puppy to you if you can come up with another 200 am very sorry for all this that have happond

Way to go choppers, I just love this guy Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:53 am

He's completely neglected to read any of my emails and keeps sending me this.

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Thanks for your mail.When it comes to eating,i give my baby Yummy chicken or dry meat,most puppy enjoy the taste of semi-moist foods. However, this type of food tends to have more salt and sugar and can create dental disease. Be careful how much of this food is fed to your puppy.Also, make sure Nina always has access to clean, fresh water. Soapy, warm water should be used for a daily cleaning of the water bowl. I will ship Lily along with his favourite toys and bed. If you are interested in giving Lily a good home get back to me with your full shipping information which includes your

Full Name............?
Address........................?
City...................................?
State..................................?
Zip code................................?
Telephone number.............?
Closest Inernational Airport...............?

Gentle slap administered.

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Hi Brandon,

I don't want to sound rude but I feel you are neglecting to read my emails. You keep sending me the same information over and over again, I could have had the dog by now if you had taken some time to read what I had asked and you could have been $300 better off.
If you're still interested in selling the dog then just give me assurance that it does not suffer from tear staining and send me a picture of the dogs face. If you want to call me my number is +0123456789 (I gave him my baiting number)

Regards,
xxx.

very swift reply from him.

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Its well train maltese puppy she gives children kiss and play alot with children this baby is the perfect best friend for your children and do not soffer of any kind of tear staining......ok

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I got the following short, sweet reply:

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This is my P3kanese puppy picture she is comming with starter puppy food, her favorite toy, a blank3t and lots of love to give

Of course, he says that he just has the one dog that he can't take care of. Of course, in one of the pictures he sends me it shows about four puppys and a mamma dog. Yes, he is very confused.

My Jewish American Princess character wants to make sure that the dog will fit in her purse. The dog also has to be Jewish.

edit - Woo-hoo! The puppy is Jewish!

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yes the puppy is Jewish and when are you adoping the dog

Me thinks he is rather stressed. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Jun 2009 Posts: 33

He he !!!

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The pup has already be circumsised ok so email me your full name address nearest airpot to your destination for shipping for shipment of the puppy pending when your payment for shipping the puppy is made

That made me a happy dogbait ! LOL

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:36 pm

^^^Nice! You should ask for photographic evidence, to make sure it was done following strict (Talmudic?) principles. You don't want anything incomplete, or lopsided after all.

I like the idea of a lad searching the internets for pictures of circumcised dog members.

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:31 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Well.... he has blesed me... I am laughing so hard - - am going to have to thank him for the wonderful blessing he gives...

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[may the barf of the lord rain down generously upon you.

Guilty, I sent him that greeting just once. He learns fast, as Eliza already knew Laughing

It's worth trying a few experiments. I'll try a really outrageous greeting and we'll see if he adopts it. You'll know it's from me Wink

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:07 pm

I think he dropped me. Time to rebait with a new character.

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:55 am

I just sent him a nice greeting - - Let's see who he passes it on to!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:40 am

^^ I've tried "may the heavenly wankage be upon your chuff in this season and all ways".

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:26 am

I just sent him this from another account of mine..

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