Its a Wonderful Rant.....NSFW

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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:50 pm

I think I might have upset him Shocked

Quote:

TAR MALADE IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR YOU YOU PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER FUCKING BEACH YOU FUCK WITH YOUR MOTHER

AND ALSO CAWR YOU WILL DIE FOR JUST NOTHING OKAY
WATCH YOUR SELF HOW YOU ARE GOING TO END UP OKAY,
BECAUSE I ASK YOU FOR SIMPLE HELP YOU ARE A CHARFT

BANZAR YOU ARE

YOU WILL SUFAR OKAY MORE THAN WHAT I AM INTO OKAY THIS IS MY PROMISE TO YOU ARE YOU SHALL RECIEVE AMEN

Don't think I've ever been called BANZAR before... Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:50 pm

Good siggy lines there!

Fwiw I think CAWR translates to coward, CHARFT to charity. Glad to hear you spoiled his day!

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:55 pm

I really hope that one day I can be so lucky as to get a rant like that. I think I'm pretty close to my first rant as I've been twisting a scammers brain for several weeks now and I'm pretty sure he will explode. My military training has held me in good stead as a master of disinformation, or as we used to say "if you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined".

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

One of the more amusing rants I've seen in a while- nice job.

The odd word order in the lad's line "BANZAR YOU ARE" reminded me of the lyric in Pink Floyd's Animals: "Ha Ha, charade you are"

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:34 am

Ahh, I love a good rant. Great job!!
Personally, I'd bait just to get such trophies!!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:18 am

Thank you one and all.

Personally I dont see what all the bother was about really.

I mean I only baited him as a l0lcat for a few weeks, its not like I wasnt on the up and up with him.. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:07 am

nice rant buddy... keep em coming

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:23 am

Lakefield_Dave wrote:

I mean I only baited him as a l0lcat for a few
weeks, its not like I wasnt on the up and up with him.. Rolling Eyes

Glad to see my little modality is still causing grief in ladland Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

Quote:

BANZAR YOU ARE

Were you bating Yoda?

Great rant!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:58 am

Shine On You Crazy Lad wrote:

PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER

For some reason, this is my favorite part. Great job!

Like Limburger, I also hear the "BANZAR" line as Pink Floyd, not Yoda.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:58 am

I liked that L_D Laughing

Great stuff clapping

Keep them coming.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:37 pm

Quote:

YOU PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER

It makes my day when a lad is reduced to a quivering puddle of incoherent rage. Well played, sir!

BTW, even though he signed off with an "amen", that sure didn't SEEM like a prayer...

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

OH, to be able to see the lad typing that! I bet every keystroke was fueled with fury.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:59 pm

@Sunshine...many thanks for the modality...its given me lots of fun...and my lads lots of grief

@Scammed...I agree, it would have been a wonderful sight. Too bad we cant secretly install webcams in the cafe's for just such occassions banghead

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:23 pm

I don't know what I like better... the threats ending with ..OKAY or the whole curse note ending with AMEN. Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:50 pm

Personally, I prefer "OK". It's a nice reassuring touch Very Happy

"Amen" is so final, so impersonal....

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:37 am

Lakefield_Dave wrote:

TAR MALADE IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR YOU

I've always enjoyed Tar Malade on my toast. It's still good for me AND can be used to build roads

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:13 am

This is too funny. I was just about to start a thread to post the same rant. We must be baiting the same lad. He had sent another interesting mail.

Quote:

Subject: LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE LIFE OF TODAY SCAMMERS OR FRAUD START READ WITH CAREFULL TO SEE THE LIFE

OKAY THANK YOU DEAR OND,

See I will like you to help me with anything you do know that you can be of help with anything just to enable to eat some foot for I have nothing with me or may I say on me okay please I am only begging you for this help,

Or any thing that my come out from your mind okay I will be satisfy with that may God bless you amen as you have even made an attempt

More blessing

In the name of God

For after all I did not even know you you are only trying to give to me helping hard

Lord will gouge us amen,

Thanks

0bed g00dd4y m0rdi

His MO is that he needs money because he's been scammed by African 'Fraud Starts'. FFS!