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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:02 pm

Hearken to this opening script from :

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Attention
This is Engineer Tund3 Uz3z3 from Indigo Company. I here by introduce my self. Fully, Am engineer Tund3 Uz3z3, in charges of consignment and tank, yesterday, two of your consignment was brought to our ware house, which we saw your names your address and phone on the boxes, one of the consignment was $ 6.5usd million dollars. Why the other one is 10.5usd million dollars.
Meanwhile one of the boxes was open, the one with 6. 5 millions dollars. But the was a little stain on the funds. With dot. Like black powder on it.
Meanwhile I took a sample to the bank, to test. Why the Ad bank and icb
bank, When the manager of the bank saw the sample, he say we need WD 12 chemical to clean the funds. The banker say that the chemical will cost 900usd. why the pcc chemical campany say that they get it for 1,500usd.That is why am contacting you. Thanks waiting to hear from you.\
Best Regard
Eng Tund3 Uz3z3.

Not long after, from :

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*P.C.C CHEMICAL COMPANY,PLOT 1313 DAWSUMAN,
Attention
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*This is the director of P.C.C chimecal company,Dr P1us Um0z0,am 73 years old,am notifying you about your boxes that are here for long time,the boxes are 3,apart of that i have all type of chemical to clean money AND i sell all type of cuter, blade too,powder and liquid,and even chemical that can make money dry fast,i have been in this company for 26 years,i got my chemical aside my country Ghana,am one of the best chemical company in africa,people come from afar away country to this company to get the type of chemical they needed,if i dont have it in my company here in Accra Ghana, I send for my second company in gambia,i have good engineer that work for me there in gambia,that is way i am notify you,i give you best care,thanks for your cooperation.*
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*Best Regard*
*Dr P1us Um0z0*
*Dirctor P.C.C*
*Chemical Company
*

This one needs his scripts to be validated, so maybe there should be a massbait just for that reason...

Edited to remove a superfluous 'r' from the thread title.

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:05 pm

Yastreb wrote:

Fully, Am engineer Tund3 Uz3z3

As opposed to being partially or fractionally an engineer.

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Email sent.

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My good Doctor has replied.

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:33 pm

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he say we need WD 12 chemical to clean the funds

i heard that WD40 works just as well Smile

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:06 pm

Wow, 5 boxes between the 'two' companies. That's a lot of money to wash, which will be expensive. I imagine there'll be a long and protracted bidding war between the engineer and the doctor, with 'both' Smile

scrambling to offer the best price for the chemicals.

eta, That of course would be with a consistent (mis)understanding that the doc & the eng. are not connected, but actually competing with each other.

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:32 pm

I'm in!

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:18 pm

"AND i sell all type of cuter, blade too," -good because 1. I really hate it when the blade vendors refuse to sell me cuties, 2. I don't know about you but I buy all of my knives from engineers. Yours truly, psychopath in need of blades and cuties....