LadMath 201 - Currency Conversion

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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:56 pm

My cowboy received the pitch from the Financial Holding Co. to contact the "barrister".

Quote:

Date: Friday, 27 November, 2009, 18:32
Dear Mr. W1tter,

Doc G0ld asked that I contact you. I dunno what kind of affidavid he needs, so I hope you know and can help me with this. I also hope your not real expensive like that lawyer I had to hire last year when I had the fight in the Saloon with the corset peddler from New York. He got me off but it still cut into the inheritance my Pappy left me when he died 2 years ago.

Sincerely,
Buck A. R00bob

and received the following reply:

Quote:

Hello Buck A. R00bob,

To obtain sworn Affidavit in your name cost 4,800 pounds and i will proceed to Federal high court and secure it, if only you send me the money to apply for it on your behalf. It will be ready within 48, hours working days.

Barrister Fel1x W1tter.
Telephone: +xxxxx

Now Buck is as dumb as a box of rocks, so he replied:

Quote:

Dear Mr. W1tter,

Thank you for your answer. Only question I got is 4800 pounds of what? I got a whole ranch here and if I figger right thats about two head of steer. You want 'em alive or dead, and are you paying the shipping? Let me know when you want em.

Your friend,
Buck A. R00bob

Proving that the lads don't read responses, the good barrister replied:

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Hello Buck A. R00bob,
The 4,800 pounds is to get the document and you have to send the money to enable me secure the document and i will pay for shipping the document to you but first you have to send the money and i will get the document for you.

Go to any of the gas station or a supermarket that have western union money transfer agent and send the money through western union to the name of my secretary (Mark Raymond).

Below is the complete information which you will use to send the money.

Receiver name: M4rk R4ym0nd.
Receiver location: London UK.
Amount: 4,800 pounds (Four thousand and eight hundred pounds)
Send name of your country:..........

You have to send me the MTCN payment confirmation immediately you send the money.

Barrister Fel1x W1tter.
Telephone: +xxxxxxx

Poor Buck still doesn't "unnerstan".

Quote:

Dear Mr. W1tter,

I still don't know what yer talking about. Are pounds some kind of money? If so, from where? I can get you dollars or pesos real easy but I don't know where to start getting pounds if I knew what they was anyhow which I dont. The nice lady who wrote me was talking about dollars.

If yer talkng about beef, there ain't no store around here that would take two head of steer and send them anywheres. Meybe you might talk with the nice lady which emailed me or Dr G0ld who sint me your name and they can explain it to you.

Sincerely,
Buck A. R00bob

and at last the good barrister gets the message:

Quote:

Hello Buck A. R00bob,
Pounds is the major curreny of this country, just like American spending dollars. You can send me dollars and i will change it to pounds here before spending it here in London.

Ok, Go to any of the gas station or a supermarket that have western union money transfer agent and send the money through western union to the name of my secretary (M4rk R4ym4nd).

Below is the complete information which you will use to send the money.

Receiver name: M4rk R4ym0nd.
Receiver location: London UK.
Amount: $4,800 (Four thousand and eight hundred American dollars)
Send name of your country:..........

You have to send me the MTCN payment confirmation immediately you send the $4,800. I am waiting to receive the MTCN payment confirmation of the money which you will send

Barrister Fel1x W1tter.
Telephone: +xxxxxx

But £4800 now equals $4800 US... Hmmmmm...

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:02 pm

Offer 4,800 pesos?

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:45 pm

You're getting quite the discount there, almost half off!

And if you manage to get him to accept 4800 pesos ($371.99) as devil_woman suggests you'll really be in business

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:39 pm

Whatever you do, Jonas, be careful not to educate him!

Bruin

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:33 pm

Zim $4800

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:38 pm

Seems the good "barrister" is quite a cheeky little boi. Besides trying to scrounge 4,800 GBP out of you, Jonas, he's trying to do the same out of my character but instead he's hijacked my barrister's name () and attached it to a yahoo account.

Claimed the barrister's email account was being upgraded because it was being accessed by colleagues and only to contact him through yahoo.

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:00 am

What's his email? I would like to tell him I have two bushels of one dollar bills that he can have for one pound each.

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:26 am

lakeside77 wrote:

What's his email? I would like to tell him I have two bushels of one dollar bills that he can have for one pound each.

lad barrister F3l1x W1tt3r's email - [email protected]

I know he'd just love to hear from you lakeside77 Very Happy

especially if you have bushels of money to lavish upon him.

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:59 am

I sent him a note saying I was referred by a Dr G0ld. He got back to me within fifteen minutes:

Quote:

To obtain sworn Affidavit in your name cost 4,800 pounds and i will proceed to Federal high court and secure it, if only you send me the money to apply for it on your behalf. It will be ready within 48, hours working days.

Barrister F3l!x W!tter.
Telephone: +44*********1.

Now I'll see if he is interested in a big load of American Spending Dollars.

I am proud of this lad for being such a go-getter. It was about 6:30 AM his time when I got his reply.

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:29 am

Definitely a very busy lad and almost seems glued to his local cybercafe. He even works on weekends (along with his other persona of Mrs Vera Mathieu).

BTW, if he should try using the name at any stage, he's hijacked my barrister's name and attached it to a live.com email account. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:43 pm

dbest03 wrote:

lakeside77 wrote:

What's his email? I would like to tell him I have two bushels of one dollar bills that he can have for one pound each.

lad barrister F3l1x W1tt3r's email - [email protected]

I know he'd just love to hear from you lakeside77 Very Happy

especially if you have bushels of money to lavish upon him.

Well, against my expectations he is interested Surprised

Me:

Quote:

I have two bushels of $1 notes in American currency. I won it shooting craps with auto assembly line workers on payday. I am offering you this in exchange for a 1 pound note for each dollar note. I can ship the currency to you in a FedEx package within three days. You can send me the payment in Sterling via bank transfer. Do we have a deal?

You will get at least $5,000. Let me know if you are interested and I will count the money and let you know exactly how much is involved.

Fel!x:

Quote:

Hello [Baiter Name],
I am interested in your deal and also send the 4,800 pounds for the sworn affidavit.

Barrister Felix Witter.

Of course he still wants his 4800 pounds and has no intention of sending me anything. He just thinks he has doubled down.

BTW: what is his angle? This looks like he could be running a NOK or an inheritance scam.

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:41 pm

^^^^^
It's the "woman dying of cancer wanting to give her millions to charity" scam... Poor Buck was always a sucker for a sob story... Wink

P.S.: The good barrister just nixed the peso deal, we're back to US dollars. I wonder if he'd take Confederate dollars?

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:46 pm

Hong Kong Dollars?

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