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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:44 am

G'day fellow baiters,

I just wanted to share with you the website i have made to back-up my church baiting, after it only being fully published a couple of weeks ago there are plenty of lads looking to apply for membership (i posted a couple of trophies)

Let me know what you think:

http://www.holyproph3tchurch.w3bs.com/ <--- change the 3's to e's

Here is the first trophy pic i have got from the site

And here is a potential members completed application form:

Big shout out to NickTheCop for his support and advice, he is a great baiter and a good bloke

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 am

Brilliant! I cackled when viewing the website. It is absolutely golden. Keep burning the lads Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:56 am

Nice! You sure his trophy pic isn't chopped though? Something about the text looks off. Maybe a Hall of Shame nomination instead Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:00 am

Wal1yR wrote:

Nice! You sure his trophy pic isn't chopped though? Something about the text looks off. Maybe a Hall of Shame nomination instead Smile

oh it is chopped for sure but i was happy to get it after 2 days

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:07 am

The church site, by the way, is bitchin. Might send a few magas your way. If freaking Yahoo! ever unlocks my account Mad

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:43 am

"Do you swear?" "No"
"Which of these words is most offensive" "Fuck"
Gotcha Razz

And cool website. I found it funny that the Indian rev is a Sikh guy and that the founder is that paedofile that's been all over the news, if he baits lads, he's not that bad after all. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:09 pm

Congrats., Black Dog on getting your first trophy picture of the Wholly Profit Churchgoer. LMAO at your web site. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:18 pm

Congratz Black Dog. I just signed up for membership Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:17 am

Black Dog wrote:

Big shout out to NickTheCop for his support and advice, he is a great baiter and a good bloke

Wise words indeed.

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:10 am

Ah Nick but then you are a little bit biassed !!!...... Very Happy

Great site I would sign up ! (If i did not know what it was all about !)

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:05 pm

Here is the latest applicant, got him calling me now and setting him up for a group photo trophy

I particularly like his reason for wanting to join my church Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:46 am

What characteristics do you despise? Lies & deceit

While I certainly have to give him much respect for actually spelling "deceit" correctly, I always have to wonder whether the lads are even aware of what they're saying.

I mean, granted, they aren't going to flat out say they're fraudsters, but isn't there something inside of them that makes them feel silly when they write all of this crap?

Silly bois. Smile

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:08 am

NickTheCop wrote:

What characteristics do you despise? Lies & deceit

While I certainly have to give him much respect for actually spelling "deceit" correctly, I always have to wonder whether the lads are even aware of what they're saying.

I mean, granted, they aren't going to flat out say they're fraudsters, but isn't there something inside of them that makes them feel silly when they write all of this crap?

Silly bois. Smile

I don't think they would feel silly at all, they use big words and formal words coz they don't have a full grasp of the English language and think it would make them sound more legitimate... Some of the words i have read in the emails I have never heard in my life
Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:21 pm

yeah..lies and deceit, then he sends a fake pic to top it all off.

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:47 pm

Does the IP trace back to the UK? Some of his answers give the impression of a genuine UK lad which I find is always fun. When a lad lives in the same country, rather than pretending to, you can always make them squirm that bit more and they make de-education that bit more satisfying.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Dec 2009 Posts: 2

THIS IS THE GREATEST WEB-SITE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't wait to start baiting!!! I am blown away!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:43 pm

Nice baiting Thumbs up

Give 'em those forms, they love them. 100 or more page epic to keep him busy over the holidays. Wink

[edit] Welcome marcopolo419

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:51 am

Nicely done!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:20 am

marcopolo419 wrote:

THIS IS THE GREATEST WEB-SITE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa there... I beg to differ... I personally think youporn.com is the greatest website of all time

Twisted Evil

Thanks for the kind words everyone!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 201

Quote:

And then the demon Black Dog rose from the ashes

and burned the hopes and dreams of every lad that got in its path.

John 4:19

I see what you did there.

Also the facebook page was almost too much. Great idea.

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:40 am

Okay... Here is the latest applicant, his handwriting is so shit!!!

Check out some of his answers... WTF???

Enjoy!!!

N.B. I am working on a safari for one of the first applicants and will post the whole bait when it is finished or bombs out... all is going well with it so far but.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:05 am

First one: he's divorced yet last ate dinner with his wife. Also does that say his favorite toy was a gun? Shocked

Last one: What is "Pokmeat"? I must agree with him, it doesn't sound particularly appetizing. After that I stopped reading because the handwriting was giving me a headache. Sad

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:33 am

Here's another one:

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:01 pm

A few trophies I got today:

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:06 am

Love it. Nice trophies!