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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:28 pm

Quote:

Do give the extra 15.000 USD on a par, as agreed in a contract, to the first six (6) local models you manage to win for M00seknuckle Modeling.

That was paid over... wasn't it?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:25 pm

MM mistakenly gives $20K to two people who are not Dr. O.'s, but two Mystery Men, and that was his response? "I'm surprised. We stand strong. Call me on Sunday??" Confused

Does he even get it, that his money was chopped? Keep acting like we already paid him, and maybe it will sink into that thick skull of his.

@ devil_woman - Would I really give Dr. O.'s real home address to other lads, and tell them that Dr. O. is TheRealMrG0m3r? Hmmm...I'd get Just Jane's approval first I think. The Toad is really her pet, not MM's. Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:40 pm

More money for Joy, before the axe comes down on her, too! It will hurt more that way.

Quote:

from Patricia
to J0y & P@tners Ass0ciate
cc Rand@ll 0ldman
En1tan
date Wed, Nov 25, 2009
subject Re: Listen

Dearest Joy,

Once again, you start off believing incorrect facts and conclusions, the work
your way backwards. Fact: We are all different people, not one person as you
claim. How can any one person stay wake for 24 hours for months at a time
writing you at different times of the day? Go look back at all the emails, and
you will see that it is quite impossible to do.

Fact: Moneygramm does have Secure Offices that only deal in Secure Transactions
outside of banks. These locations are not many in Africa and are only known
about by trusted Secure Moneygramm employees and overseas corporations.
If you ask any banker or Moneygramm person in Lagos about them, they will not
know, as they are not privy to that information. These Secure locations are
usually only used by overseas corporations in high theft and corruption areas,
like Calabar, when they don't choose to use a bank to bank transfer, as secure
moneygramm is faster and paid in cash.

I am still responsible for dispersing your funds to you, regardless of your
fantasies, Joy, and I intend on doing just that. I'm afraid that you will have
to hear from me for some time to come, until our business is concluded whether
you like it or not. Why don't you just grin and bear it? Here is a bit a news
that might help. The Moosechuckle Board has authorized me to not only give
you your $5,000 severance, but also the $15,000 that you claim that you earned.
They apparently don't want any more trouble with you, regardless of the fact
that I told them you were totally insane and didn't do anything to earn that
kind of renumeration from us.

So the question now is, would you like me to keep it safe in Calabar at the
moneygram office by telling Mr. 0ldman to deposit it there at the same MG
office, would you like to have him bring it to Malabo, E. G. and you come to
pick it up here, or would you like Mr. 0ldman to give it to our Benin agent to
deliver to you in a couple of weeks on his way back to Benin? Please let me
know. I would like to get this business concluded, and Mr. 0ldman is leaving for
Malabo tomorrow night. You may email our agent En1tan at [email protected] if
you wish or Mr. Rand@ll 0ldman as they are traveling in the Delta Region around
Calabar and Owerri now.

Warmest regards,
Pat

Think Joy is sick of Pat yet? Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:45 pm

Quote:

Mr.R O,

How do you express this immediate updates to my morning details?.

I am always here to receive cute but positive course to this desire.

Regards.

Dr. David O

Hahaha! His pea-sized brain is exploding by being confronted to the "facts" Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:48 pm

^^Dr Oooooo is a shared commodity. No need for my permission!

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:02 pm

This hit Cammy's inbox (emphasis added):

Quote:

Mr.Randa11 01dman,
How do you express this immediate updates to my morning details?.
I am always here to receive cute but positive course to this desire.
Regards.
Dr. David 0k0ye.

[1] Careless of him! [2] I think Cammy's going to read this as some sort of come-on.

Meanwhile - I sent M1chae1 3his a reminder:

Quote:

It's been eleven days since you wrote. Be informed that your tardiness is now officially on your file.

His surprisingly prompy reply:

Quote:

how is life overthere i hope everything is fine, sorry for the delay i want you to call me on phone to discuss business becos i like the way you do thoings. let us come together as one so that we can have splendid biz. i am looking forward to hear from you.

Is anyone available to take the call? DQ seems to be out of circulation at the moment.

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:22 pm

Yastreb didn't your cell suffer from being trodden on by horse, or drowning down the well or some equal fate?

Is Dora out of circulation as well? Nick the cop has some experience too!!!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:08 pm

What's with Toadman recycling Randy's email, and sending it to Cammy? Is trying to be cute? Mad

And why does Mike email Cammy right away when Pat is the one with all his cash? Does he think she is prettier than Pat? He knows my voice, so I can't take a call. He has my number, unless he lost it, but I don't want to give it to him again, especially for this proposed call. He uses the phone as a security blanket, and I like to take away what the lads are comfortable with. Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:26 am

Cammy gave Toadman a mild slap:

Quote:

As you should have noticed, I'm not Mr 0ldman; I'm Ms Wh1te.
That brings me to your next point - I don't mix business with pleasure. Please don't try that again; let's be professsional.

As for the phone - time to ask Dora!

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:36 am

I wonder if I can draft a little "Calabar MM report : Another success story" for our website later Smile

Of course, our friend wrote to me, too, even if I haven´t replied him yet:

Quote:

Thank for your brief advise/warning direction.

It is possible a good definition of your reputable organisation official hierachy is well spelt out to us to avoid any form mis- understanding of vested deopartmental interest?

We are still awaiting approval to my sought air trip assistance,meanwhile our staffs are now responding to lively treatment now as against when this assistnce was been sought.

Thanks.

Dr.David O

Again, he sent the same to Cammy. Has he understood he´s been chopped Question

[Is he even on the planet Earth?]
This lad needs a personal attendant at MM!

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:46 pm

Cammy's reply:

Quote:

I told you - I am now responsible for your future directions with [MM]. You should address your messages to me and not to Mr 0ldman (though it's OK to cc him if you want).

FYI the air trip assistance isn't down to me - take that up with Ms Cr0ckin.

Just do me a favour first though - what the hell do you mean by "[your] staffs responding to lively treatment"? We didn't throw that much of a party!

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:00 am

Toadie's reply:

Quote:

We are poised up to been a great input to your presebt calabar if our request is been considerated.
In as much we are laible for the initial incident that had befalled us ,then prosperity demands cordiality of astute understanding of interest holds.
Do assist us work out and harness this welcomed receipt of this safer air effects development.
Having your phone number for oral but deep human understanding is very appreciated.

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:31 am

"WE WANT TO COME GIVE US AIRFARE MONEY AND PHONE NUMBER OK"
Hmmmm. How about the Otterfan Health Insurance forms now? So the insurance will indirectly be paying their airfare tickets.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:53 am

That chop went right over his head, didn't it? Why fly to Calabar, when he already has the money? It sucks when a lad can't even follow the storyline, and forgets his lines. Now we have to rewrite the script just to accommodate a Toadman? Mad

Sure, send him the forms if you want to Frumpy. Maybe if he's forced to fill out form after form, he will go away. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:20 pm

OK... Cammy's response:

Quote:

I'll cut to the chase; you and your associates are under contract to us, and you've got your obligations to fulfil. So stop this bafflegab about your requests and receipts.
You'll have the portfolio outlines by now, so I suggest you get on with the photographs.

Let's see what this gets.

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:22 pm

He is really in a bit of stress! PAGING , Laughing

, this email was meant for you!

Quote:

****A reminder is necessary as today is a public holiday here and your non response yesterday created that indulgence for your urgent attention today as we have only next tuesday decisional unless a cancellation of this payment voucher/wire instruction thrills you.***Then you must call on me as mine had violated much of my persoanl rights on non receipt accord from you.

In event of the rapture of this fore-going warnings and notifications as forwarded to you from the bank hits the cancellation of this present payment voucher, what would be your ultimate gain having consented initially to the success of this transaction?.

Why don't you reply back phone test messages if email/phone call accord are difficult?.
Do you reap much from causing excess disgusting uphoria instead of the joyous acts that should embrasse this healthy relationship?.

I am very furious and very strict stout to demand precise definitions of this delayed effects from you towards this telex cost $2,250.25 Dollars.

I am under intense pressure from Idri5 family and the bank too and my legal services kept for a longer while with this delayed effects from you.

Urgent reply.

Dr.David O

I´m ignoring his mixup, hope Just Jane sees it Smile

. I#´m sending him this now:

Quote:

Dear Dr. O,

According to our very successful, yet brief meeting Sunday afternoon, M00seknuckle Modeling is requiring you now to find 6 female models for bathing custome photoshoots (). 6 test photos, and nothing else, will qualify you for the additional follow-up payment.

As far as furher airfare money is concerned, didn´t you say your agents had health issues?

Which health issues?

I believe we can make our Health Insurance pay you for them.

Act fast and I can ask Ms. Cr0kin to assist us in this speedy process.

Hope you are having a fine Thanksgiving in Nigeria, too!

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:39 pm

Quote:

Do you reap much from causing excess disgusting uphoria instead of the joyous acts that should embrasse this healthy relationship?.

Oh, Jane! Just what kinds of nasty "disgusting uphoria" are you making him perform? Laughing

You could be charged with cruelty to animals, you know. Wink

Frumpy, why oh why did you volunteer me for forms duty with Dr. O.? What did I ever do to you to deserve such disgusting uphoria?

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:22 pm

^^I was going to share some of that disgusting note Dr Ooooo sent to me yesterday but I see he already shared it with you! What an idiot! That's pretty much the drivel I get every single day. He just takes the same basic complaint and rolls it thru the Dr Ooooo decoder one more time. Laughing

Edit: Seeing that 'Rankle Jones' video, I got inspired and made a movie with our own Dr Ooooo. The text is his own (from the last note we received), with my Lu$cious giving commentary. Enjoy...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5743259

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:37 pm

Quote:

Ms.L R,.

Good morning and how are you today?..

You didn't find it utmost replying back my yesterday's updates despite my cautionary effects of promptness to meeting up this vital purpose intents of this payment.
Ms.R, I am short of much expressive write ups today to buttress this urgent but important course which ought to be very conclusive with only a three minutes morale but trust dedicated oral phone discussion.

Be strictly relayed back to my all my this week's updates and call up to me unfailingly today for exact receipt of this sum as detailed last yesterday.

The uphoria of repetitions of past experiences are gone and only awaitive of idealed visual/investment interest hold ups.
I am home and very expective of your phone reach out and email reply as dvised from now till the handshaking is made possible thre in Texas.

Regards.
Dr.David O

And the same mixup again. What a mess in his office!

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:35 am

^^He is a mess! He must realize his mistake because I'm getting these notes too.

I can't stop playing with that movie application! Using today's note, here's part deux of Dr Oooo vs. Lu$cious:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5748907

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:21 pm

Another hilariously animated Dr. O., Jane! Laughing

But do you have to be assaulted on a daily basis
by this Toadman in order to revel in his stupidity and madness? Very Happy

Are Dr. O.'s baiters the only
ones who will enjoy "Toadman-The Movie Version?" Laughing

Since Toadman hasn't a clue that his money was chopped, Pat decided to spell it out in
clearer language for him, and tell him that he now has work to do! Smile

Quote:

from Patricia
to David O
date Sun, Nov 29, 2009
subject Since you have already been paid, get to work.

Dearest Dr. David O,

Now that you have received your $20000 given to your agents in Calabar last
week, where are those pictures of the 6 models you have? You are not living up
to our contract terms! Send the pics to Ms C@mmy Wh1te right away!
You promised to send us pictures of your models, now get going and send them!
I will tear up and burn the contract your agents signed with us on your
behalf last week with Mr. 0ldman and En1tan if you delay any further.

And why would we want to fly you back to Calabar, when your two agents
already collected your cash advance? You are not making any sense.
Also, if you also want renumeration for your agents' injuries, please send
medical reports of their hospital stays and procedures in Calabar and back
home to my office immediately. There is a one week window for claims to be
submitted to our insurance company! There can be no delays in making claims, or
the insurance company will deny your claim. ACT FAST!

There is no need for any oral communications here, Dr. O. I have made myself
perfectly clear with you. You have work to do. Now do it. Don't forget I am
your boss now that you have signed over your working life to me and Moosechuckle
Modeling.

Warmest regards,
Pat

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:35 pm

Update.Since Joy did not respond to Pat's last email about how to give her her funds, Pat
made the decsion for her. Smile

Quote:

Dearest Joy,

Since you don't have the common decency to respond to my my last email and tell
me how to get the money to you, I made the decision for you. Since you sounded
like you had no intention of traveling to pickup your money, I told Randy to give
it to our Benin agent, En1tan, who will deliver it to you. Please verify your address
with Eniitan and make arrangements with him for the delivery of your $20,000 in
cash. He has been instructed to give the money to your guardians, if he finds that
you are unavailable, such as out of town, confined to a hospital, or other
eventualities. Please send him the names, email addresses, phone numbers, and
home addresses of your appointed guardians. He has also been instructed to check
the ID and photos of anyone named as guardians, so send the appropriate
information to him. He will not hand over the money to anyone who has not been
identified prior to the meeting.
He has also been instructed that if he does not here from you in 72 hours, he is to
donate the money to the orphans in the Delta Region.
It would behoove you to contact our agent soon. You have three days.

Warmest regards,
Pat

Finally, an "AH_HA!!" moment for The Toadman.

Quote:

from David O
to Patricia
date Sun, Nov 29, 2009
subject Caution

Patricia Cr0k1n,

Thanks for the updates.

My advise is for you to seek through communication contact references between
us and Mr.R@ndall 0ldman last week till date okay to understand what had happened.

None of my staffs arrived calabar. I do believe you are dealing with a ghost
personalities faking my agency's identity.

A sad incident accured en route their journey to Calabar on last week's saturday,
hence we demand for air flight assistance to avoid further incident and safety
and nothing more/else.
Be careful with your monetary expenditures/expressions.

Dr.David O.

Ghost personalities? Pat thinks that's a crock of sh1t. Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:53 pm

Yeah, I don´t care about the toad any more, I just sent him this drivel made out off two Blind Blake songs:

http://www.4shared.com/file/162220114/bad2c1f9/Blind_Blake_-_Vol2__1927-1928_.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/162220773/76618f6e/Blind_Blake_-_Vol2__1927-1928_.html

Quote:

Dear Dr. O,

With M00seknuckle we are still going strong to CaIabar, get myself a good job with all the local agents and a few officials around here, try to stay around here. I´m going to get you a job at Mister Ford´s PR & sponsor company,
I´m going to back CaIabar soon, get me a barrelhouse flat, I´m going to take my woman but I don´t know where she´s at . When I start to making money, Dr. O, you don´t need to come around.
I don´t want her now, Lord, I´m CaIlabar bound. They got wild women in Detroit, that´s MM want to see, your assignment and your not showing up here made a fool out of me.
In fact that´s even driven me to drink. I love my whiskey, crazy about it like all agents as I can be but my new bootlegger crazy about to pizen me. Took one drink with Pat last night and it made me go stone blind, start to run awy, leave my sweet woman behind.
Sometimes your writing makes me act like a doggone fool but two or three drinks make me kick like a doggone mule again.
David, david, don´t treat Pat mean no more, this full of my bootleg whiskey make you fly through that MM door.
Enltan, too, is a good man when he´s soiber, but Lord Lord, when he´s drunk, if you saw him reeling, Ok0ye, go hide in your trunk.
I hope this clarifies some points about clarification and also your assignment as givven by Cammy.
Resoectfully, RO

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:52 pm

Nice music, Frumpy. Dr. O. will not be able to decipher your "0ldman Code" in the email. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:58 pm

To Toadie from Cammy:

Quote:

By the terms of the contract you're supposed to provide the first round of photographs within seven days, and your agents promised they would have the test pix with us in three. That's past us now.
If you don't abide by the contract, then it's null and void, and you won't work with us again.

Let's see if he just cuts-and-pastes the reply, or writes something... well, just something.

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