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Nosmo King
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 113
Location: Bible Belt Buckle
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:56 am |
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Do... or do not. There is no try. |
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_________________ but if you cant pay it please stop writing to me Buster the Hitperson
Thank you for precipitation with which you have forward to us the scanning copy of the receipt of Money Gram, ***because the scannage was fuzzy.
stop this you sick and hide game, it is getting too much D0n Dav1de Carl0s
x5 <a href="/forum/donate.php">[100% Risky free offer!]</a> |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:59 am |
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:30 am |
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Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
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Let's face it, it was only a matter of time before a Fight Club quote found its way here, I just sped the process up |
_________________ "Ere, where's me washboard gone? 'Ave you seen it? |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:55 am |
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^^^ There is no fight club. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:50 am |
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I believe this is a real military proverb: |
Another: Friendly fire isn't.
One from one of my favorite movies, paraphrased:
Never get out of the boat! Absolutely blanking right. Unless you are going all the way. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:15 am |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
One from one of my favorite movies, paraphrased:
Never get out of the boat! Absolutely blanking right. Unless you are going all the way. |
If you like Apocalypse Now, you should really read Conrad The Heart of Darkness
Quote tag fixed. 7/9 |
_________________ X 4
Published Bait: The Miseducation of Chief Mrs Watusi FBI Mrs |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:08 am |
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Never sing Happy Birthday to a loaded AK47, even if it is 40 years old. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:11 pm |
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"YOU can't handle the truth."
Jack Nicholson.... A Few Good Men |
_________________ x 11 x 20
"I don't want you to be burdered again." Ali the hitlad Sule
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:28 pm |
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"You want the truth, I CAN'T handle the truth" Dick Solomon, Third Rock From The Sun |
_________________ "Ere, where's me washboard gone? 'Ave you seen it? |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:01 am |
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From a nymphomaniac
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A GOOD man is HARD to find but a HARD man is GREAT to find. |
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_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to help 419Eater.com fight the good fight]</a> |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:34 pm |
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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 865
Location: Oueen of Dorkdom.. getting into thier hearts and wont let go
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Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:56 pm |
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From one of my faorite movies of all time One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this |
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_________________ "you are such a dork" ... my kids
"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya
am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:29 pm |
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.....which leads on to this classic from Network
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'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' |
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:11 pm |
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look before you leap...Especially if a lad has told you that there's a mattress at the bottom of the cliff. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:37 pm |
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One day a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards, and bet that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this deck and squirt cider in your ear. Do not accept this bet, because if you do, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:39 pm |
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you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider. |
I will accept on the soul understanding that he aims for my cakehole instead |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:24 am |
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A nice one, courtesy of Googlemail's web clip.
Pablo Picasso wrote: |
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. |
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_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
x14
x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
x8 x several |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:42 pm |
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pantohorse wrote: |
look before you leap...Especially if a lad has told you that there's a mattress at the bottom of the cliff. |
Hi, my name is Cliff. Why don't you drop over some time? |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:49 pm |
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Don't have to - I've read the expose on you; Cliff Jumping by Hugo First. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:12 pm |
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ParaNoid wrote: |
pantohorse wrote: |
look before you leap...Especially if a lad has told you that there's a mattress at the bottom of the cliff. |
Hi, my name is Cliff. Why don't you drop over some time? |
Suddenly I have the final scene, of that glorious TV show, The Young Ones playing in my head |
_________________ "Ere, where's me washboard gone? 'Ave you seen it? |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:04 am |
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Adrian, (Silent P)Rick, Mike and Neil. That was good TV.
"We plant the seed. Nature grows the seed, then we eat the seed!" |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:44 pm |
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God is real, unless declared integer.
- old FORTRAN programmer's joke. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
x14
x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
x8 x several |
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from the Hollow
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2008
Posts: 80
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:37 am |
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So this is what Corona got for her 60th b-day. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:44 am |
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^^^This thread has nothing to do with my b-day and I am not 60.
Don't know how you get that, from the Hollow!
Edit: Not that there is anything wrong with 60. |
_________________
x? x?
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:29 pm |
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If you're Osgood Fielding the Third then I'm almost certainly Cinderella the Second. |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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