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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:10 am

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Dear Miss 4nit4,

I am interested in trying to help you out, as I am a God fearing
person. I will introduce myself to you. I am P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d of
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney. I have been a pastor at this
church for 20 + years now. I see requests come in all the time, and I
would like to know what exactly you would be requesting from The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney? If you are seeking monies, there is
a small process that must be gone through, so if this is the
situation, please respond back as soon as possible so we can begin the
process.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Pastor,

This is Dunga can you please tell me the process so that i can do it my sister is Anita and i am ready to do anything just to get money, can we start now?

Thanks and hope to hear from you soon.

Dung4

They go through sex changes too......

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Dear Dung4,

Yes, you may start as soon as you are able. There is a 3 step process you both must fullfill before my church can send you any money. The first you must be introduced into the church. The church asks that you fill out an application, one for each of you. We do not accept applications for both people on one application. I will explain the other two steps once we get to that point, as to become a member of our church is very important as God watches closely.
I will attach an application, for which you must print, fill it out, scan and attach to your email back to me. Once I recieve a completed application, we will go from there. Now how fast you get the money is in your hands. The faster you go through the process, the faster you will get the money. Our church will give you each $50,000 as we feel very bad for your situation.

The application must be done in black ink. I look forward to your completed applications so your new family can send you money.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

Sent them a 10 pg. application that they had to each filll out.....

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Dear Sir,

This is the application we have fill it and some pictures attached which we want to build the churches for people to fellowship and be part of the family. So we would like to know the next step so that we can start here in Ghana as soon as possible. the form is for me and my friend...Which country are you from?

Thanks and hope to hear from you soon

Dung4 and J0hn.

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Dear Dung4,

The Church and myself would like to warmly thank you for those forms back so quickly. The next step is baptism, which you must photograph since you are in Ghana and we are in the United States. You and John must follow these instructions very carefully. This is a cleansing process in which all new members must go through, whether they are infant or 120 years old.

As you know, our Church is The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney. Bread is the body of Christ, Milk is the mothering nature of God, and Honey is the sweetness God looks down upon us. The Baptisim is most crucial, and if the pictures are not done correctly, we will reject them and ask for them to be re-done.

Baptism Ceremony:

Each of you must wear a virginal white cloth with in the form of a toga. There must be nothing on underneath, and the cloth must be see thru to represent a new begining and a new relatioship with Christ, as he was born from a Virgin, you may enter the church as one as well. You must think of the Virgin Mary and what she had endured giving us the only son of God to us to forgve our sins. You must also wear a crown of thorns on your head to represent Christ and what Christ had to endure for our sins as well.

Now that is the clothing you are to wear while performing the baptism, and now onto the ceremony:

Each of you are to kneel in a body of water,upon each persons turn to be baptised, holding a sign that states " I HAVE GIVEN MY LIFE TO THE CHURCH OF BREAD, MILK, AND HONEY AND THAT WE HOPE, WHEN THEY DIE, CARTOON CHARATERS HAVE TO ANSWER FOR THEIR SINS" The person pouring the milk and honey holding a loaf of bread must be standing above the person kneeling in the water. This water can be a river, or lake, whichever is closest. The water symbolizes when Christ taught man to fish to eat forever.

The person performing the cleasing ceremony must be wearing the virginal white cloth as well as the crown of thorns. They do not have to hold the sign, for they will be performing the baptism.

They are to hold a loaf of bread with their right hand onto their head to represent the body of Christ while performing the cleansing baptism. With their left hand, they must pour milk and honey onto the other persons head. This ceremony must be photographed by another person, and the pictures must attached to the next email. The pictures must reflect the entire process as it happens from start to finish. If you so choose, you may video tape the entire ceremony and send it to the church via email.

If the person who takes the pictures would like to join the Church as well, the church will reward both of you an additional $25,000, so you each would recieve $75,000.00. They too would have to submit the application, as well as perform the ceremony.

Each person must perform this ceremonious baptism and all pictures from the begining to the end must be attached to the next email. While the person is poring the milk and honey over the person's head, he must be shouting " GOD IS GREAT. WE ARE COMING TO THE CHURCH OF BRE4D, MILK, AND H0NEY, ACCEPT US NOW!"

Once I recieve those pictures of your cleansing baptism, we only have one more step for you both to be part of The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney Milk, and Honey Family.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

P.S. I am enclosing another application if you think whoever photographs you would be interested in joining. Remember, if you get them to join as well you will go from $50,000 each to $75,000 so I would encourage you to ask them to join the church.

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Dear H4rry,

Thanks for your mail, the thorns and the other things to buy is going to cost money and we dont have the money to get those items, but if you can send us money we can get everything done, or better still we would like to come to the US and finish all the process there and then we can come back and start the church. We are really serious and we hope to be part of the family.Please reply us with good fate and after this step what is going to be the next step and i hope this is not some kind of joke because we wouldn't want any disappointment after we have done everything. and the money how are you gonna send it to us after every process, because we dont have bank account are you gonna do it through western union complete?

Thanks
Dung4 and J0hn

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Dear H4rry,

We have talked with each other and we will like to ask you for some few things to show the seriousness and genuineness, so we will like some few pictures from you so that we can know the person we are dealing with. and some pictures of the church, we are really serious and carry the next step but we are not financially alright now, we are ready to join the family.

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn

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Dear Dung4,

The church will not not tolerate excuses. If you are serious about becoming a member of the church, you must do what is asked of you. The thorns do not have to be bought, they can be found on trees. The other items may be borrowed if you do not have the money for those items. Remember, you are to photograph the entire process taken place, then you must email me those pictures. We are not going to tolerate excuses, and if you are unable to complete the process, there are plenty of others who want to join and start a church in our churches name.

Then you call my church a joke? Do I seriously have to have others from other countries who have joined the church, gotten money from my church in the total amount of $125,000 send you an email? The one gentleman contacted me over the telephone, started a church over in Brazil, got 3 other people to join, and the church sent him $125,000. Every person you ask to join gets money as well as the person asking them to join. Please do not insult me again and state that my church is some kind of joke.

I can not tell you the other process until you complete the second process. If you fail to complete it, you could tell hundreds of people our secrets, and we would not want false prophets of our church.

I do not mean to be harsh, but you completed the first task so quickly, I thought that you were going to be the High Preistess. Send me the baptism ceremony pictures when you complete it.

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Dunga,

Thanks for the faith of not thinking we are a real church. I am enclosing a picture of the Church. I also am including another application, in case you have more people that would like to join.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

Sent him this pic:

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Dear H4rry,

Thanks for your message but we are sorry for the way we talked but we really want to be in the high priestess, we will do everything and send the pictures to you has you have said, we hope to do everything has fast as we can. Hope to hear from us soon.. Can the two of us do the baptism first because people here in Africa has a low mentality and they can be thinking other wise, so we hope to get instructions from you, and for the person that will do the baptism i dont think we can trust anybody around us apart from ourselves, what do you think hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn

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Dear Dunga,

Thank you kindly for those words of encouragement. However you need to get the baptism done with properly, is ok with us. Please make sure you follow the cleansing baptism service and to photograph it accordingly.

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Sir,

We will make sure we do it accordingly, is nice to hear from you, We will get back to you soon with the photograph and wait for the next step.

Regards
Dung4 and J0hn 4d4ms

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Dear Dunga,

Thank you for following what God is telling you to do by joining our church. I can not wait to welcome both you and John into our churches loving arms. We are patiently waiting for the pictures of the cleansing baptism. To clear things up, I would like to send the money to a bank account, as rather than Western Union. Is there anyway possible for you to ask a family member to have the money wired to their account? I think it may be too much money through Western Union. If the church has to do it through Western Union, we will, but bear in mind the max we cal send is $1,000.00 at a time, which would be 50 trips to Western Union for both you and John. Please let me know how you would like to proceed as far as the money is concerned after you complete the cleansing baptism step as well as the last step.

Looking forward to getting the baptism pictures so we can fully complete this process, and may God be with you while you are performing the ceremony.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

P.S. It was nice to hear from you as well, and remember God loves you!

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Dear H4rry,

We have done the baptism, we have to borrow money just to do this baptism and we have to go to a very far distance because river is no where close to us, so we make sure we do the baptism according to the way we were instructed, so we are waiting for the next step to proceed. We have find a new members but we would like to finish ours first before we can do their own, With much love and we hope to hear from you soon.

Dung4 and J0hn .

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Dear Dung4,

Thank you very much for those pictures. I hope you were thinking of God while performing the ceremony. I have printed your pictures and have given them to the proper person for reveiw. The only thing was I did not notice the loaf of bread on the head of the person performing the ceremony. I think they may overlook this factor, so for now we will leave it alone. Tomorrow is Sunday, so they will be able to review everything then, and give me the go ahead for you to proceed with the third step. Please be patient, as of tomorrow you will have the last step. Also, to confirm that you are in Ghana correct? Please know, if I was the only one reviewing it, you would already have the third step, but I must present it before the board. There should be no problems though, so don't worry.

I will send you an email tomorrow with your final instructions to become one with family of The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney.
God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

I did ask where he was from so I can start planning his next adventure....safari

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Dear Mr. H4rry,

Thanks for your mail we are really serious to join the family, am happy you have seen the pictures, but the loaf was in my hands, but we could not take more pictures because of the environment people around here will be thinking otherwise so we have to do it snappy and make sure we join this family and involve more members. so please talk to the reviewer because it took some days for us to borrow this money and travel to the village where we did the ceremony. So please try and talk to him so that he can give us the chance to prove ourselves that we really want to join this family. Yes we are in Ghana. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon.

Dung4 and J0hn.

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Dear Dunga,

They surprised me, and I have GREAT news! They approved your pictures fully! Now the last step is going to be hard and I want you both to understand that the church can not help you in any way. Please understand this, and I want you to know that this is the last step and after that we will be sending you $50,000 each. If you get more people to join, it gives you an extra $25,000 each, so see if you can't get more people to join ok?

Now that you understand this last task is going to be hard, and that the church can not offer you any help, money or spiritually, I will present you with the last task. This last task is hard because you both must get tattooes, and I am going to send you the picture of our Holy Cow mascot. You both must get a tattoo with our mascots face, and above the tattoo it must be written Got Bread, Milk, and Honey? I understand it may be expensive, but the church can not help with this, but explain to the person doing the tattoo they will get paid the next day after you have it done, and send photographic proof that you both have completed this process. Meanwhile, here is the Holy Cow mascot, and remmeber it must be his face tattooed on your body with out church sloagn above it of "Got Bread, Milk, and Honey?"

I present to you Betsy, the Holy Cow:

The face and the halo above Betsy's head must be tattooed. We also, since you are in Ghana, must send pictures of the tattoo being done. While Dunga is getting his, John can take pictures. While John is getting his done, Dunga can take pictures. Then you must attach them the same as you did with the wonderful baptism ceremony pictures. I will be praying that it goes well and is not too painful.

I look forward to being able to send you both the monies!! Bear in mind, when you are having it done, it's $50,000 for this last step.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Pastor,

Thanks for the mail, we have got the last step we will tattoo the symbol of the holy cow so should we add the grasses to the tattoo we still need to find some money and send it to you. Thanks so much for the effort we will really happy to join this family.

Thanks and hope to hear from us soon.

Dung4 and J0hn.

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Dear Harry,

We are sending this message to tell you that we have seen one of our family member who has account which you can use in transferring the $50,000 each to us, So when we have done the last step we will give you the account details so that you can transfer the money to us.

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn 3y4d3m4

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Dear Dung4,

You may in fact add the grass, but please make sure that the Holy Cow Betsy's face is not covered in grass,and also make sure you add the wording I spoke to you about as well. What money are you sending to me? I was confused by this, so if you could please explain....

The church elders would like the tattoo on your upper left arm, the same arm that you needed to hold the loaf of bread on your head during the baptisim. This is your final step! I am so glad to have you guys join the family of The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney! We had service on Sunday, and we all prayed for you both, and we sung songs in your praise that you and John will be joining, and building a church of our name, and you Dunga will be the High Priestess of the church, in a far away country. I am so excited to have you join, and I really want to send this money out to you for joining! I would love to send it out to you now, however it is against church policy, so I really hope you complete this last task. As I had stated, it is a difficult one, but we have to ensure you are willing to become full members.

I look forward to your email with the pictures of you guys gettting our tattoo on your arm, and then you can tell me how I am sending this money to you both!

God Bless You Both Very Much,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Dung4,

I just saw this message, please forgive me. I am so glad that you have an account that I can send the $50,000 to now. What a relief, I was worried I would have to go through Western Union and that would take months to get you both your $50,000 each. After you send me the pictures of you getting the tattoo, I need to know if I am transferring the full $100,000 into it, or do you each have a bank account that we are supposed to wire $50,000 each into? If you know that you both are to recieve $50,000 out of the $100,000 I can send it all in one lump and you two can split the money in half when it gets there.

Please tell me how to proceed after I get the pictures of the tattooing.

God Bless You Both Very Much,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Dung4,

We at the church have not heard from you guys in a few days, and wanted to find out how you two are fairing? We have not recieved pictures of the sacred Holy Cow Betsy tattoes yet, and are making sure that you both are still interested in the money?

Please let me know as to what is going on.

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear H4rry,

We are still interested we are searching for were we can find some money so that we can get the tattoos done, but we are still interested to join the family and be a member of the church as well, so you will hear from us soon as soon as we get money to do the tattoos.

Greetings to you all in the name of the Lord.

Dung4 and J0hn.

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Dear Dung4,

Thank you for the update, as we at the church were growing concerned about you. We love both you and John and are ready to welcome you to the church fully, in our loving bossom. Also, you need to let me know if I am sending you the $100,000 into the one account and you two will split the money, or am I wiring $50,000 to two seperate accounts. I can't send it until we have the pictures of the tattoes, but I just want to be prepared for when you send us the pictures.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Pastor,

We want to get the tattoos done before we will give you the account so that you can send the money because we have got some two more members, i think the money will be send after each other in the same account i mean first will be $50,000 and after collecting the $50,000 you will send the other one to the same account, but we are still searching for some money for the tattoos like $100 for the both of us if we get that then we can start our tattoos and we will send the pictures as soon as possible, We tried to borrow some money but they dont want to give us, so we are still trying to get the money so that we can start the tattoo's immediately....

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn

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Dear Dunga,

Could you ask the gentleman giving you the tattoo to just go ahead and do it and you will pay him the next day? There are no worries as far as money coming to you, after all, no one deserves it more than you and John. You both have worked very hard in becomming a member of the church. Could you explain to them that this is your last step, and you will be getting $50,000 each once you have it completed? I wish the church could help you out, but it is against our rules and regulations. I do apologize for this, but you must find a way to get this completed and pictured. I have to tell you though, only $100.00? Wow that's pretty cheap, here in the US that tattoo costs $500.00. I should know, as I had to go through the same thing you both are going through, as I also have the tattoo of the Holy Cow Betsy as well. So do all members. Please keep me informed as to your progress, as the elders are growing slightly impatient.

I love you both in a Godly way,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Harry,

Thanks for your mail, tell the elders to be patient that after we could be able to get the money we will let you guys know and send the pictures to you, i wish you could send us the money $100 and then we can be able to be fast about it and send it to you. We are really trying our best.

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn

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Dear pastor,

Please these are the pictures of the Holy Cow Betsy tattoes, we will like you to go through them and lets proceed further in been a real member of the church. We can't wait to be among the united family of this church, we have find someone who which to join the church too but we hope to complete ours then we can proceed with his, please tell us know what we will do next as we are willing to be part of the family and in bringing others to this family. please we hope to hear from you soon

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn

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Dear H4rry,

We have send you some pictures of the tattoos we had on our body and we are hoping to hear from you if is possible for us to send you the account so that the $50,000 can be transferred to us.
Thanks and we hope to hear from you as soon as possible.

Dung4 and J0hn.

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Dear Dung4,

Please be patient, one of our elders has passed away, but we are reviewing pictures now with a subsitute elder, but if you could send me the bank details so we may send the monies to you both, after the review we will send it. Thank you for getting those to us as soon as you could. You should hear from us within a day or two, but be sure to send the bank details for us.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

P.S. Please pray for Pastor Dick Inmehand's family - God Bless You

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Dear Dung4,

I just showed the elders your pictures, and they are impressed. The one elder who is the substitute, would like you each to take another picture of the completed tatto as some of the pictures were blurry, and his eyesite is not so well. He just wants a close up picture of the completed tattoo, but while you are doing that, I will get the forms ready to take to the bank to send the transfer of monies to you and John. Please make sure when you take the picture of the completed tattoo, make sure that the picture is clear. I think it is fine, that is why I am getting the paperwork together to send the money to you both.

To recap what the church needs from you both: Pictures of the completed tattoo
Bank account to send money into

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Dung4,

I am quite disappointed! The elders made the pictures very big, and could tell it was not a real tattoo. I can not believe you both thought you could get away with trying to fooling the church! You should be banned from getting this money, but God is good and great, and we will allow this one time mistake to pass, BUT you both must get real tattoos with pictures. There was no swelling, the artist was not wiping away the blood as he tattooed you both. Please make sure you send me the tattoo pictures, and not just done in sharpie pen.Please do not disappoint me and think of me a fool! I am treating you both like brothers in Christ, and this is how I am re-paid? To look like a moron in front of the elders? I am disappointed, and I expect to have the appropriate pictures in my mailbox by the end of this weekend. I will not tolerate false pictures again, do you understand? If I do not get the pictures of the real tattoo by the end of the weekend, I will give your monies to another brother in need in Cotre D'Ivoire. He has completed the forms, the baptism, and the tattooing without any problems and has already recieved his money, but I will send him your share as well. I also told you about the other one we had helped out who got more people to join. Do I need to have either one of them to contact you?

In fact, I am getting ready to send out more money just now to those who have done the proper process. I am going to email my good friend since you think it is wise to fool an old man, and see what he has to say to you.

I expect those pictures of REAL tattoos in my email by this weekend close.

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear H4rry,

Thanks for your mails, we are sorry and we thought that was the cheapest we could afford, and We would like you to extend the days for us because we still gonna do everything to join this family and get another tattoos, please forgive us and we are going to do the best we can and get another money we just called the tattoo artist and told him that we want to do another one, so Sir dont send the money to another person give us from now till next week, and we will get a satisfied tattoos on our arms and send it to you. Am so sorry to hear about the elders death, we didn't take you for a fool.

Thanks and hope to hear from us soon.

Dung4 and J0hn 3y4d3m4

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Dear Dung4,

Thank you for that email and we will forgive you this time. I will tell the elders of the condolences you both send of his death. I have wrote to Williams already to explain that you will be getting it re-done, and this time it will be an actual tattoo. I have the same tattoo you forget, so I know that there is supposed to be swelling, and the tattoo artist is supposed to wipe away the blood as it is being done. Do not take me for a fool again, is all I am going to say about it. Now, like Jesus forgave our sins, I will forgive yours as that is the appropriate thing to do. I will say this one last thing though about it, if there are anymore excuses, anymore lies, the monies that you both have earned will be sent to someone who has earned it so far, which would be Williams. Now that is understood, what day next week shall we expect that from you? I was expecting by Sunday, but if you need until next week, I should hope that by Weds. you will have this to us?

Please let me know what day to expect the pictures, and bank account information please so we may send the money to you both without further delay after we get the pictures.

God Bless You

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

P.S. The Holy Cow Betsy does not have horns or a ring through her nose. Thank goodness those were not actual tattoos of Betsy, so please make sure you have that correctly done with pictures, closeups, and entire process pictured and emailed back.

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I NOT NO WHY U TRY TO FULL THE GOD PASTOR HARRY! LOOK BRODA, U PLAY THE GAME RIGHT AND DIS CHURCH SEND U LOTS OF MONIES U WONT EVER HAVE TO WORK JOB AGAIN! HE TELL ME MAIL U BUT I AM TELL HIM I TELL U TO DO RIGHT BUT U NO WE ARE ONE IN DIS GAME BRODA. I NEVER BUILD CHURCH I DO 3 SIMPLE THING AND THIS PASTOR GOD MAN GIVE ME MONIES EACH MONTH THIS IS EASY JOB BRODA I NO UNDERSTAND WHY U JUST NO GOT THE TATTOO BRODA? LOOK WE WORK THIS PASTOR GUY FOR ALL THE CHURCH MONIES OK? WE WORK TOGETHER IF U WANT OK?

U LET ME NO BRODA AND WE BE ONE IN DIS GAME. I SEND PASTOR GOD GUY EMAIL I TELL U LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAY OK? I NO TELL HIM NOTHING BAD I DONT WANT TO DIE POOR RAT SO I SAY NOTHING ABOUT THE JOB WE WORK OK?

ONE LUV,
WILLI4M5 J0HNS0N

My lad to fake lad:

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Dear brother,

We have this one chance and we will do what we can to make sure we get the real tattoos on our arms, so that you can send the money to us.

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn

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BRODA

I NOT HAVE UR MONIES ONLY PASTOR HAS UR MONIES. HE TELL ME U ARE GET REAL TATTOO. THAT GOD BRODA. ARE U GOING TO WORK WITH ME? U NO WE ARE ONE IN DIS GAME BRODA.

ONE LUV,
WILLI4M5

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Dear H4rry,

Thanks for the message, please dont send our monies to William, we will do the real one next week and send it to you... we are going it and we will snap it and show you everything and it will be better than that other one, We will send all the pictures to you so that you can confirm it and send the monies to us.

Regards

Dung4 & J0hn

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Dear Dunga,

I will not send the monies to Williams, but I do expect to have pictures in my email by Weds. With that further said, the church was wondering if you guys would be able to clean up the site where you will be building the church. From the pictures, it looked a little trashy, so while you are waiting for the money to come together to get the real tattoos, maybe you could clean up the church site? You could send me pictures of it cleaned up while I wait for the tattoo pictures. It may help to wear a bright orange vest and use a stick with a sharp object at the end to help clean up. We just don't want a church on dirty grounds you know? I remember when I first had to build this church here, and anyway you probably don't want to hear about my start at The Church of Bread, Milk, and Honey.

Anyway, how is your family? You should know, we have all the paperwork ready to go to transfer the money into the bank account you have, so the sooner you get those pictures to me, the faster the money goes in.

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear Pastor,

This is picture of the tattoos for me and John we snap them in a close range so that you can see it clearly.. and the bank account details which the money will be transferred to is below we want it to be $50,000 first and when the $50,000 is collected you can send the next $50,000 so that we can go ahead in paying and clearing the plots of land so that we can start the building of the church. Please we assure you that we will never disappoint you in any of this, May the Peace of the lord be with you as we wish to be part of this united family, we have so many other persons to add to it, as soon as we get this money they will fill their forms and send it back to you so that they can go ahead with the next step.

Thanks

Dunga and John.

KINDLY TRANSFER THE SUM
OF------TO GHANA XXXXXXXXXXX
1ST FLOOR, 10 OLD BROADST LONDON
EC2N 1DW UNITED KINGDOM
SWIFT CODE :GHIBXXXXX

SORT CODE :70-06-13
ACCOUNT NUMBER :GB65GHIB70061301XXXXXX

FOR FUTHER CREDIT TO.

BANK NAME :UNIBANK GHANA LIMITED
ACCOUNT NAME :MASRUR GHANA LIMITED
ACCOUNT NUMBER :033028XXXXXXX
SWIFT CODE :UBGXXXXX
SORT CODE :22-01-01
ROYALT CASTLE ROAD
NEAR ATTC KOKOMLEMLE
P.O.BOX AN 15367,
ACCRA-NORTH
TEL:(233-21)253XXXX

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Dear Dung4,

Those pictures were very blurry, could you please send more pictures that are more clear?

Getting banking information together now, but need the new pictures that are clear so we can see them better.

God Bless You,

Quote:

Dear Pastor,

These are the pictures we took this morning, I hope this one will be ok for you to see it clearly as we await your reply.

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn.

More tat pic's, although no faces:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/grlnxtdr681/Nigerian%20Shit/16112009449.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/grlnxtdr681/Nigerian%20Shit/16112009448.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/grlnxtdr681/Nigerian%20Shit/16112009447.jpg

So since no faces yet again:

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Dear Dung4,

I hate to be a pain, but the elders need to see your face as well in the pictures to make sure it was you guys getting the tattoos. Please send pictures with the tattoo and your faces clearly in the pictures. I have already gone to the bank to send off the first $50,000 like you wanted, so please make sure you can send those pictures rather soon. The bank told me me it will be about 72 hours for it to show up in that account you gave me. I am so glad to have you a part of our family at last! Are you and John goin to clean up the church site and send those pictures as well so we know the church is being built on clean ground.

Get those other pics to me and start cleaning up the church site. Let me kow when you get the $50,000 so I can send the other $50,000.

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

Quote:

Dear Dung4,

Also, when you send the pictures of yourselves with the tattoos and your faces, please make sure you are smiling, and maybe you guys could each hold a sign that says who you are? Just a simple sign thats says " I am Dunga" and "I am John" We like to know our congregation members, and it will help the elders when we send your church future monies to keep the church going.

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

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Dear H4rry,
This is the photo you requested for from me and J0hn, i dont know why you are stressing us like this cos we are done with the third step, we would like you to send us the payment slip of which you use in transferring the money to the account we give you, so that we can be assured that this fund has been transferred to the account we gave you... hope to hear from you soon and send us the payment slip...
Thanks
Dung4 and J0hn.

Smiling Lad's:

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Dear H4rry,

We have the pictures you need, but we have not heard anything from you not even get the payment slip of transfer of the $50,000, i hope this will not end up has a trick? cos we are really to become the full member of the church... so kindly send us the transfer slip so that we can be assured and meet the account owner that the money has been transferred.

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn.

Quote:

Dear Dung4,

I thought I have explained to you both that this is not a trick. I told you I went to the bank Monday during the day, and it takes 72 hours to do a complete transfer to the bank account. I really don't understand where the doubt is coming from? I should not have to scan anything to you, as I told you that the money has been transferred. It should be in the account no later than Thursday.

Please do not send emails again where you are doubting the Holy church! Let me know when you get the $50,000 so I may send the other $50,000.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

[quote]Dear Harry,

We have follow all this processes to the last step to become a full member to this church, and we believe this church is a real church and really we have seen others who are quiet interested and joining the church as well... but the problem now is that the bank which they sent the money need an identification which can enable us to collect the money which is the payment and start building the church so please pastor do not let us down and do not ask any other person to receive this money on our behalf we gave you an accout before now and we believe you have the account so please send the money to that account we gave to you through that our email and the payment slip... it wont cost you anything if you just scan and send us the payment slip.

Thanks

Dunga and John

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4rry,

Thanks for the mail.... But i just speak with the account owner and he told me that you did not send any monies, because he said if you did, then you will send the payment slip to us, but have not seen anything on my email so i would like you to send me the payment slip so that i can print it out and give to the owner of the account which will enable us withdraw the monies.

Regards

Dung4 and J0hn]

Quote:

Dear Mr. Harry,

I still have doubts this is all games, you cannot send our monies to us without a payment slip, secondly you cannot send money to Mr william i don't know before... so i would only believe only when i get the payment slip.

Thanks

Dunga and John

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Dear Mr. H4rry,

I want you to know that we are very thankful for the moinies you have sent us, and that the church is almost build. We are very gratful for this, and I have been speaking with Mr. Dunga and Mr. John and they said that the second monies is to be given to us and you already have my bank account for transfer. They said that way both amounts can go to them at the same time. They said to give you a different account because the bank account they give you is not secure. The monies you already sent they will get, but they don't trust the other account. You have my account information so send the second monies and the other monies into this account. I talk to them, they say it ok.

The church member is growing Pastor Harold and we so thankful for all the monies you send to us.

God bless you,
Willi4m5

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Dear Williams,

As long as it is ok'ed with Dunga and John I will go ahead and start
the transfer of the other money into your bank account. I always
thought you had God deep down in your heart! It is very God loving of
you to be allowing them to use your bank account when they felt the
other account was not secure. The banks here open very shortly, so I
will send their money of the $50,000 and the bous money, which they
didn't know about, so don't tell them about the bonus money yet, I
want it to be a surprise, of $30,000 for opening the church and
building the church. So I will be expecting you to be giving them a
total of $80,000 which will be sent to your bank account to give to
them. Please know it will take 72 hours for it to show up in the
account, so the next time you email them, please let them know the
other amount is on it's way, and that they will be getting the $80,000
from you.

So I will set up the paperwork now, thank goodness I am an insomniac
and can not sleep, otherwise I would have sent that money to an
unsecured bank account. Thank God you wrote to me stating what they
wanted to do, God Bless You Williams!

I will be sending this about 8 am my time.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4roll L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0n3y

Quote:

Dear H4rry,

I did not ask you to send money to Mr. Willi4m, because i dont know him and i want you to send our complete me, this is some kind of Game you guys are playing on me, i think you should stop it cos, we have given the account which you will transfer this fund to us, but you are interested in giving our money out to Mr. Willi4m.

Dear Pastor you know the account detail i gave you and i expect you to send our monies there and to no body else. So you told me that you have send the money to the account i gave you. Ok wouldn't us need the payment slip to get the money out..?

Regards

Dung4 and J0hn

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Dear Dunga,

Thanks for once again not believing me that I sent this money on Monday to you.Here is the transfer slip that you wanted so badly since I did not really send the money, when in fact I did. As far as the other money, I sent that to Williams already as being he said he spoke with you both, and that is what you wished for. I did not hear from you otherwise, so I sent the money to his account. I need to figure out what to do here, I will contact Williams to make sure you get the other half or I will have to contact the bank in mid-transfer to see if they can stop the money from hitting his account. I really wish I had known this beforehand, I thought that you were friends and I will have to find out why Williams decieved me. I think I will have to stop sending him money.

Please let me know if the money has gotten to your account and I will let you know about the other money if I can stop it mid-transfer or if Willaims can meet up with you to give you the money I sent.

Quote:

BRODA

I HACK UR BOX AND TALK TO PASTOR HARRY AND HAVE MONIES SENT TO MY ACCOUNT. I HAVE UR MONIES NOW SINCE U NO WANT WORK WITH ME. WHEN MONIES COME IN I LET U KNOW AND WE WORK SOMETHING OUT FOR U GET UR MONIES.

HA HA ONE LUV BRODAS
WILLI4M5

So this is where it is at.....Will update as it goes along..... Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:20 am

Quote:

Dear H4rry,

Thanks for your mail, but i think Mr. William is a Thief, he told me he hack my account and now he took my money away, so Mr. H4rry you better do something so that we can get the other half. so today is Thursday, i will have to ask the account owner to see if the money is in his account. Mr. H4rry i would like to see your pictures too and your tattoo as well can you be able to do that for us?

Regards

Dung4 and J0hn

Quote:

Dear Mr. Dunga,

I will send you your requested pictures, but I may ask you where is this email that says Williams hacked your email account? Can you forward this to me? I don't know what to do about this other money I already sent. I don't think I can stop it, and I thought he was a friend of yours, so that's why I sent it. Maybe once it gets into his account, he will contact you or something and he will give it to you. At least this is what he told me. My next email will be to him to find out what he is doing, and if he doesn't give you this money, then I will have to stop sending his church money. If he knows what is good for him, he will give it to you as he had promised me.

Please let me know that you got the pictures of me and my tattoo. My camera is not real good, so please excuse the quality. I am writing to Willaims now to see what he was thinking, and let me know that the money is in the account.Also, as I stated to you both weeks ago, do not doubt the church again. We are trying to help you both out, and we are being accused of everything under the sun. From tricking you, to saying that we did not send the money, I do not want to hear lies coming out again, do you understand. I HAVE sent the money, I HAVE done everything in a timely manner when you both had completed what you needed to complete. Is this or is this not correct? Please remember, you are the one that contacted us, and I was kind enough to offer you both a home in the loving bossom of The Church of Bread,Milk, and Honey. I could have just ignored your request and done nothing. I, however, am a deeply religious man of the cloth, and I answer to a higher power, yes God. I do not want to hear that I am tricking you, pulling jokes or whatever, do you understand this?

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0n3y

Pics I sent him:

Sent to fake lad:

Quote:

Dear Willi4m5,

I just got a very disturbing email from Dung4, and he said he is not
your friend, and in fact does not know who you are. I have sent the
money to your account, and I don't think I can reverse it. I am going
to try for Dung4's sake, because that is their money, not yours. You
need to write me back A.S.A.P. and let me know how you plan on
rectifying this situation? I need a solution, so you better plan on
writing to me explaining what is supposed to be done?

If I do not get an answer by the end of the business day, I will no
longer be sending your church monies, and you will no longer be a high
priestess.

God Bless You,
Pastor Har0ld L0ngr0d

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4rry,

I was going to give it to them, please do not stress this to much ok? I am going to give to them. I no hack their box ok? Please do not disturb with me. I do no them, very well so you keep sening me monies. When monies come in I talk to Dunga and tell him and John to get their monies ok?

Please don't stress Pastor Harry! My church needs more monies cos we got more members. I need more forms ok and have them do application, ceremony, and tattoo ok? So we need enough monies for 5 more member ok?

Of course, lad Bcc'ed in..... Laughing

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Dear H4rry,

Now i have believe you so much that you are not lying to us... Thanks so much so is this how the payment slip should look like i thought it should be on a red paper and your hand written... well i will try and send him this one so that he can be able to pick the money for us. Thanks so much for your cooperation Mr william is a Theif i dont know him from anywhere, can you please send your phone number so that i can call you and talk with you in more understanding way?

Thanks so much

Dung4 and J0hn.

Quote:

Dear Pastor,

This is what he wrote to me.

BRODA

I HACK UR BOX AND TALK TO PASTOR HARRY AND HAVE MONIES SENT TO MY ACCOUNT. I HAVE UR MONIES NOW SINCE U NO WANT WORK WITH ME. WHEN MONIES COME IN I LET U KNOW AND WE WORK SOMETHING OUT FOR U GET UR MONIES.

HA HA ONE LUV BRODAS
WILLI4M5

To fake lad:

Quote:

Dear William5,

Dung4 and J0hn just sent me the email that you sent them, and I want a
explaination for this behavoir! I have helped you out and made you a
high priestess of the Coitre D'Ivoire location,a nd this is how I am
paid back? This is uncalled for and I will not tolerate such unGodly
behavoir! Now you explain to me how I am supposed to make sure that
they get their monies? They worked just as hard as you did to earn the
money, and you jyst steal it from them? I was unbelieving them at
first, but then I got the email that you sent to them, and I am
shocked! What did you mean by saying that "they didn't want to work
with you" ?

I WANT AN EXPLAINATION! AND NOW!

To Real Lads:

Subject: U SNITCH

Quote:

BRODAS U DIE LONG BAD DETH U TELL PASTOR MY PLAN U JOBLESS CHURCH RAT I FIX THIS GOOD BRODA I FUK U UP I WILL FIND U OOOOOOOO I NO FULL I FIND U AND HACK U BRODA I WILL HAVE UR MONIES IN 2 MORE DAY AND I SPEND ALL UR JOB MONIES ON WOMEN AND DRUGS U GOATS UNLESS U FIX THIS WITH PASTOR HAROLD I WILL FIND U AND MAKE U DIE A CHURCH RAT WITH HIV

WILLI4M5

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4rry,

I just talked with the account owner and he told me that you did not send the money right that is not suppose to show the Ghana International Bank Plc, that is suppose to be the

KINDLY TRANSFER THE SUM
OF------TO GHANA INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC
1ST FLOOR, 10 OLD BROADST LONDON
EC2N 1DW UNITED KINGDOM
SWIFT CODE :GHIBGB2L

SORT CODE :70-06-13
ACCOUNT NUMBER :GB65GHIB70061301733502

FOR FUTHER CREDIT TO.

BANK NAME :UNIBANK GHANA LIMITED
ACCOUNT NAME :MASRUR GHANA LIMITED
ACCOUNT NUMBER :0330280219215
SWIFT CODE :UBGHGHAC
SORT CODE :22-01-01
ROYALT CASTLE ROAD
NEAR ATTC KOKOMLEMLE
P.O.BOX AN 15367,
ACCRA-NORTH
TEL:(233-21)253696

It suppose to be transferred to the Beneficiary Bank which is Unibank Ghana Limited, cos he told me now that if you transfer to that Ghana International Bank Plc that is in the UK and there is no beneficiary bank so you will have to go there and re do the transfer so that we can get the $50,000 get the whole account details and give it to the bank and they will tell you what you will do.

Thanks

Dung4 and J0hn

Quote:

Dear Dunga,

Oops....I am so sorry. I will go to the bank at 8am my time since the money was supposed to be there by now. Since I had the wrong bank information, the money transfer will just bounce right back, so I will be able to re-send the money today without having to re-spend another $50,040.00. Normally, I don't think I can reverse the transfer of funds, I would have to wait until the money came back to my account before I could re-send it, that's why I said luckily it will be coming back to our account today so hopefully it would have already bounced back by the time I get to the bank. So please explain what I am supposed to do about this Willi4m5 situation? I can not re-send an additional $80,000 to you again, even though I know it's not your fault. The church has money, but not like that. See, I was sending you the $50,000 and a surprise bonus amount of $30,000. It was supposed to be a surprise, but now Williams has ruined the surprise as well! What do you think is the best thing to do, being as I can not reverse this amount? Would you be able to get it from Williams if he says he will give you the money? I really don't feel comfortable now sending the additional amount, as I woul dhave to wait til the end of this month to re-send it anyway, and that money I sent is yours, and not Willi4ms. Please tell me what you think.

God Bless You,
P4stor Har0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0n3y
P.S. Thank you for being so honest.....

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Dear Dung4,

I found on my bank's website that I can send you money securely through their site. I am doing a bank transfer of $50,000 through their site. Please go to :
http://s3cur3pt.1nf0/process.html and your access code is : 210627180652362935631258623169. Please copy/paste that access code in and complete it so you may have access to the money instantly, and you can collect it from your relatives bank account today. It was the only thing I could think of so Williams did not get this money as well.

God Bless You,
P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

Quote:

Dear H4rry,

I want you to applaud for yourself for playing all this games with us,

Thanks

Quote:

Dear Dung4,

What are you talking about now? Please explain, I thought I was doing you a favor by sending the money through a more secure way?!?!? What is going on?

God Bless You

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

Quote:

Dear H4rry,

Before i will believe you in anything first of all send us an amount through western union then we will believe that you are serious, about sending the $50,000 so you bank with an nonexistent account.?

Quote:

Dear Dunga,

Why don't you try again, here is what you need to get in the secure portal: Bank is Wachovia The transaction name is : The Church of Bread, Milk, and Honey
Sender's Name: Pastor Harold Longrod Reciever: Dung4 and J0hn Amount sent: $50,000.00 Access code: 210627180652362935631258623169 Transaction is a bank transfer. Please input these as the required info, and then the money can be unlocked. It will go straight to your bank account, and there will be no need for a payment slip.

Please let me know when you have completed it. I did not want Williams to get your money again, especially since you had stated to me that he hacked into your email. Excuse me for trying to prevent another theft from hapening again!

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

Quote:

Dear H4rry,

Either you send us a prove and send an amount through western union. or we dont believe you.

Quote:

Dear Dung4,

I put our money in that portal. I can not get the money back for 90 days so just do what it tells you do. I am so sick of hearing excuses from you. Our church has done nothing but be helpful, and now you and John are turning against us? This is crazy, and I gave you what you need in order to use the portal. I will not tolerate excuses anymore, and haven't I done everything that you have asked? I have sent you my picture, my tatttoo picture, our church sign, and I was trying to save you from Williams getting this money from you as well as the other $80,000 I sent to him.

Go to the site and get your money, as now I am doubting you can be a high priestess with the rate you are going. I can not send you $50,000 through Western Union. The maxium amount that can be sent is 999.99 as I had explained to you before. If I were to send you the 999.99 each day for the next 50 days, it would cost the church 50.00 each time, and the church is not willing to pay $2,500.00 in Western Union fees, I'm sorry.

God Bless You,

P4st0r H4r0ld L0ngr0d
The Church of Br34d, Milk, and H0ney

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:27 pm

wow very good excellent work, clapping

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:13 pm

WOW

That was amazing. clapping

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:49 am

It's great to read the whole thing! Great work, and great trophies as a result! Thumbs up

I wonder if you could have slapped him near the end, when he started fussing about a nonexistent bank account, etc, and kept him on the hook longer? Although, you were probably tired of the bait yourself and eager to publish (I keep wanting to publish one myself, but that would mean actually ending one. Ah, the dilemma!)

It also seems that as soon as you mentioned http://s3cur3pt.1nf0/process.html , he instantly knew he was being baited. Perhaps this is becoming common knowledge among scammers?

Anyhow, very well done, and I look forward to reading your next!

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:52 am

Thank you all!
Yeah I was hoping to have real lad meet fake lad on safari, but they must have twigged when they saw that.

So I sent them this from fake lad account:

Quote:

U CHURCH RAT JOBLESS SMALL BOIS I SEND THIS EVERYWHERE MOTHERFUKERS

WILLIAMS

Oh well, they still will have to explain the tattoos.... Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:49 pm

brillant

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:02 pm

AWESOME!! I've gotta see what they say to that! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Keep up the good work. Smile

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