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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:31 pm

Quote:

Hello Revrend,

i understand that you want to put me into trouble
i hate to talk to people who fall to understand me.
this is Nigeria for you.here is not England whereby
you jump into someone`s piece of land and beging
to starting bulding of church,that can even warrant
a serious violence.

right in Nigeria if one wants to buld a house or
church.the person must buy the land from the owner
of the land.this gives you full right that the land
has fully belongs to you.then you can as well use
it to do whatever you like.i must tell you this.

however i don`t have available piece of land on my own
to start this bulding of a thing.you are pushing me
to go and steal someone`s plot of land.that is exactely
what you are doing right now.before you do anything on
someones land.either you buy or you hire the land this are
the guide line.

i understand that you people from England.finding it.
diffcult to convince.i can`t continue to argue with you here
and there.since you don`t believe me.obediete is better than
sacrifice.if you don`t mind can you comeover here and buld
the church for me so that people can start coming for prayer.

i can`t wait to read from you.

Oke

And I only told him that the owner of the land shouldn't ask money for letting him build a because successful building of the pyramid would be a sign of the Lord that the land was suitable for His church and that the ceremony was designed to cleanse the land.
I also said he could promise the land owner he'd buy the property if the building process and ceremony went all right. He misunderstood, I guess.

ETA: Subject-line: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
His inability to use question marks still has me sniggering... Razz

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:44 pm

It would be a shame to educate him...of course the population density of the UK is nearly twice that of Nigeria...(although still much less than The Netherlands Wink

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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:46 pm

He could be a Nigerian Realtor

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:58 pm

Make sure you also discuss the land mineral rights in England, which are all owned by Simon Cowell.

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:08 pm

I just want my pyramid.. Rolling Eyes

This has given me an idea though. Maybe I'll introduce the 'Head of Legal Affairs' to the bait.

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:43 am

To me it sounds like he's being sarcastic, not stupid.

Some of the scammers can be pretty witty, and sometimes you see their sense of humor show through when they think they are conning a very stupid mugu.

Of course, I'm just looking at this one email, not the scores of emails you've undoubtedly had from him, MoP, so you'd be in a much better position to judge this.

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