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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:36 pm |
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I've created mine, create yours.....although mine is the bestest plan ever so perhaps you shouldn't bother
Your Objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce Hugh Jackman. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Cower in terror minions!
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:44 pm |
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I thought I was reading SOOI's personal objectives.
World domination
Evil - It's my nature
Evil Genius
Looks good in costume? Oh Well 3 out of 4 ain't bad. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:45 pm |
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bringing about a 1984 police state |
That'll be Gene Hunt in the Audi Quatrro then....
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Mr E
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 4
Location: Lurking around after the last orders bell
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:36 pm |
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I have one of my own:
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap Bob The Builder. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the eiffel tower. This will all be done from your death star, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of fluffy wuffy kittens hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with a certain boy band, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:53 pm |
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your time machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Only a slight variation from my previous 5 year plan. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
Reap / Sow |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:51 am |
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, terrified by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
I think I brockeded it. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:15 am |
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Looks good in costume? Oh Well 3 out of 4 ain't bad. |
has he been vacinated this year yet? |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:40 pm |
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[evil_cackle] Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the white house. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. [/evil_cackle] |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:39 pm |
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Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to leave, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the white house. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true. |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:40 pm |
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boy band Mr E? really.....
will you be wearing your pants on the outside whilst you carry out your evil plan? |
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Mr E
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 4
Location: Lurking around after the last orders bell
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:15 pm |
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Ms Mockinatrix wrote: |
boy band Mr E? really.....
will you be wearing your pants on the outside whilst you carry out your evil plan? |
Only if you will..... |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:21 pm |
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Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Damn right. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:08 pm |
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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, baffled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil**, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money*.
*WU accepted
** not sure what vvil is but it sounds cool, thought it said wii originally
All this plan lacks is chocolate |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:24 pm |
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. (I'm going for YeaWhatever....)
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one (YW look out!). This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did sh come from? And why does look so good in classic black? (The trick is the stilettos!)
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the internet (419 eater). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants (yes, that's the goal!), as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child (who stood in the way of my goal!). Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Next..... I'll steal Shiver's cat....*Yes - I still think of her!* |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:00 pm |
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You want my soul?!?!?!? You want to seduce me?
Well, sure. Why not. I'm a sucker for a MILF. |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:44 pm |
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YW - I'm just going to strip you of your purple clothes....pet my kitty..... then tell you that you have to do everything I say or give me $1,000,000,000 to get them back.... (And pray no Fat Bastard walks in!) |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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