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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:03 pm

It's only been a three week bait but feels like an interminable lifetime with Mr Paranoid. After failing to get his £200 by bank transfer, we are now arguing about westy onion. The third call is where he admits receiving money from the UK before...

http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/09-nov-2009-09-39-32-mp3
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/09-nov-2009-10-47-29-mp3
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/09-nov-2009-10-50-22-mp3
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/09-nov-2009-10-57-03-mp3
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/09-nov-2009-11-10-55-mp3
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/09-nov-2009-12-05-12-mp3

Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:14 pm

Good evening J0hn Ik3 fans!

Yesterday evening, using Deuzer's wonderful MG receipt, I sent £200 to our friend. I chose to do this after bank closing time in Nigeria and used MG so the MTCN couldn't be tracked online. At 7.45am today I received a frantic call. The lad had already been to the bank. The cashier said that the money had been sent but not sent to Nigeria (such is the validity of Deuzer's receipt generator).

After telling him that I would not be available all day today (pheasant shooting with Nurse Nasty...), I got this gem from a semi-broken man...

Quote:

Dear V3n0ra,
Always from one story to another, from one problem to another, why did you not send the money to Nigeria, rather you kept it on hold , send it or let us quit.
I am tired of your stories, one story to another, one problem to another.
You kept it on hold why, i know you will never send it , you must tell me a story.
Sincerely,
John Ik3.

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:33 pm

Quote:

one story to another, one problem to another.

Music to my ears! Very Happy

Well played, Jill!

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:25 pm

Well I decided to wind Mr Ik3 up further by chopping his dollar. Created a similar sounding email address in hushmail and had a wee convo with myself Smile

dollar chopper:

Quote:

Dear Ven0ra,

Please try again with sending the £200 by Western Union. I am
begging you to help us.

Sincerely,
J.Ik3

me:

Quote:

Dear John

Why aren't you calling me? So we can get this moving, I'll try by Western Union this time, hopefully they'll be able to sort out the country issue better than Money Gram.

I'll send you the receipt when I have it.

V

later on...

Dear John

I have made the payment by Western Union today.

Question - Moon
Answer - Sun
Number - 5349871209

Please let me know when you've received the £200 and then we can arrange the rest of the funds.

Kind regards

V

dollar chopper, with WU "receipt" copy attached:

Quote:

WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me to the real John

Quote:

John

Your other email address isn't working now, why? You now have the £200, can we go on to discuss how we get the £137,000? Please call me urgently.

Kind regards

V

dollar chopper to John:

Quote:

fool boi, keep ur passwords safe we got ur dollar gooooooood

hahahahahaha

I called John in all innocence today to find out what was happening and got involved in several insulting (from him) conversations. Unfortunately Skype has been pretty bad today so the phonecalls where of bad quality or I'd post them but suffice it to say that he accused me of being a british whore and a member of the UK police, amongst other things Smile

EDIT - one of the calls actually isn't too bad;

http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/13-nov-2009-13-45-08-mp3

I then got this from him later;

Quote:

Ven0ra,

What ever you call your self , i have seen that you have no job to do, keep fooling yourself.
It is no longer money gram, it is now western union.
Your tricks are perfect but i am alwys one step ahead of you.
Keep fooling yourself.

John.

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:29 am

Mr 1ke got a lovely wake up call from me this morning, he was so thankful Smile

http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/14-nov-2009-06-00-05-mp3

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:21 am

I think he would appreciate a wake-up call like that every morning for the next two weeks Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:09 pm

I would not be able to leave that one alone. Laughing

Except for the language. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:15 pm

TheLovelyJill wrote:

I've just had three insulting phonecalls all lasting about 5 mins and evidently I'm a dead woman Smile

It's a rites of passage thing in scam baiting. Well done. Razz

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:20 pm

Stop Helping him, you damn crook! Laughing

Hilarious stuff!

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:35 pm

lovely lovely Lovely Jill!

Did you almost lose it about 6:45 in? Wink

( at "well this is just silly..")

This guy gets a taste of karma. Awesome! beers!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:33 am

A whole gang of us got together, Wayne, TheLovelyJill, JustJane, Bolleboos,
Ghost f. G., and me.
TheLovelyJill's lad Johnny gets a call from Stu, Venora's husband (Wayne.)
Stu was not pleased with the lad's comment about what Venora should do
with a stick. Evil or Very Mad

Venora comes in on the second call. The lad is very foulmouthed.
His Grannie needs to wash it out with soap.

Warning! These calls are NSFW. Actually, they may not be safe for
anywhere! NSFA!

http://www.4shared.com/file/152932769/fc8e412a/johnny1.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/152933000/6efb2fe8/johnny2.html

I hope you didn't lose the lad for good. Getting chopped of $200 and losing a
bank account really didn't help matters in your relationship. Smile

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:14 pm

Brilliant the bit I like best was "why the f... are you disturbing my life"

Absolutely ACE.

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:36 pm

By this evening Johnnyboi had calmed down enough to accuse me of being Nigerian and attempted to recruit me for a "job" in London...

http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/16-nov-2009-17-58-35-mp3

Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:03 pm

Johnny says:

Quote:

Keep up your game, baby. I'm way ahead of you.

Oh, you will, TheLovelyJill, won't you? Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:17 am

Our Johnnyboi really is a gift of a lad, that keeps on giving. Another phonecall from him tonight. Evidently he's now poorly with liver (sic) stones and needs money for his operation.

I said I'd have to talk to Stu about it... Smile

http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/21-nov-2009-23-09-59-mp3 - bad language at one point.

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:25 am

Quote:

PM me if you require my secretarial services (UK female)

What exactly do you mean by secretarial services? Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:42 pm

wayne and I reprised our roles as V3nora and Stu to call johnnyboi and get his apology for his rudeness (rather a long call, even when edited!);

http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/rec-nonumber-21-nov-2009-23-00-19-final5-mp3

I snipped out the bit when Johnny gives us his doctor's name and phone number for us to contact. Nosmo King was kind enough to give a debut performance as Venora's doctor, checking why the hospital fees are so high.

Dr Tennant of St Galafrey's hospital in Norwich calls Johnny's Dr Olubumi to discuss medical matters. Dr O seems rather confused at first but warms to his subject...

http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/dr-tennant-calls-2009-11-25-mp3

A big thank you to wayne and Nosmo for their time and expertise!

Smile

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:19 am

V3nora calls johnnyboi to express her thoughts on the quality of his doctor's medical knowledge and plants a safari seed...

http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/26-nov-2009-13-45-59-mp3

btw - the connection drops and he doesn't call back so I leave him to his pre-ops

Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:43 am

Those three calls were great! "The Apologies" - "I'll apologize, if you do." He gets so mad at the end of the first one. Laughing

Nosmo King was excellent as the doctor, and had the lad's head spinning and searching for answers. Very Happy

The last one is a nice setup for a safari, and Johnny gets so emotional, trying to get the hospital paid before the operation.
He doesn't want a meeting, but I think he will eventually have to go for it. Another couple of weeks of this kind of torture by TheLovelyJill should make him want to meet her, just to wring her neck. Laughing