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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:14 pm |
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Good evening J0hn Ik3 fans!
Yesterday evening, using Deuzer's wonderful MG receipt, I sent £200 to our friend. I chose to do this after bank closing time in Nigeria and used MG so the MTCN couldn't be tracked online. At 7.45am today I received a frantic call. The lad had already been to the bank. The cashier said that the money had been sent but not sent to Nigeria (such is the validity of Deuzer's receipt generator).
After telling him that I would not be available all day today (pheasant shooting with Nurse Nasty...), I got this gem from a semi-broken man...
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Dear V3n0ra,
Always from one story to another, from one problem to another, why did you not send the money to Nigeria, rather you kept it on hold , send it or let us quit.
I am tired of your stories, one story to another, one problem to another.
You kept it on hold why, i know you will never send it , you must tell me a story.
Sincerely,
John Ik3. |
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_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:33 pm |
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one story to another, one problem to another. |
Music to my ears! Well played, Jill! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:25 pm |
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Well I decided to wind Mr Ik3 up further by chopping his dollar. Created a similar sounding email address in hushmail and had a wee convo with myself
dollar chopper:
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Dear Ven0ra,
Please try again with sending the £200 by Western Union. I am
begging you to help us.
Sincerely,
J.Ik3 |
me:
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Dear John
Why aren't you calling me? So we can get this moving, I'll try by Western Union this time, hopefully they'll be able to sort out the country issue better than Money Gram.
I'll send you the receipt when I have it.
V
later on...
Dear John
I have made the payment by Western Union today.
Question - Moon
Answer - Sun
Number - 5349871209
Please let me know when you've received the £200 and then we can arrange the rest of the funds.
Kind regards
V |
dollar chopper, with WU "receipt" copy attached:
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WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
me to the real John
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John
Your other email address isn't working now, why? You now have the £200, can we go on to discuss how we get the £137,000? Please call me urgently.
Kind regards
V |
dollar chopper to John:
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fool boi, keep ur passwords safe we got ur dollar gooooooood
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I called John in all innocence today to find out what was happening and got involved in several insulting (from him) conversations. Unfortunately Skype has been pretty bad today so the phonecalls where of bad quality or I'd post them but suffice it to say that he accused me of being a british whore and a member of the UK police, amongst other things
EDIT - one of the calls actually isn't too bad;
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/13-nov-2009-13-45-08-mp3
I then got this from him later;
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Ven0ra,
What ever you call your self , i have seen that you have no job to do, keep fooling yourself.
It is no longer money gram, it is now western union.
Your tricks are perfect but i am alwys one step ahead of you.
Keep fooling yourself.
John. |
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_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:29 am |
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Mr 1ke got a lovely wake up call from me this morning, he was so thankful
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/14-nov-2009-06-00-05-mp3 |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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HANS MOLEMAN
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Posts: 906
Location: Halfway between the stubble jumpers and the big rocks
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Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:21 am |
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I think he would appreciate a wake-up call like that every morning for the next two weeks |
_________________ X3 x2 x4 x3
x 6
"what is going on is that soon i am going to kill you , because you eat my money " - Malaysian hitlad
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:09 pm |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:15 pm |
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TheLovelyJill wrote: |
I've just had three insulting phonecalls all lasting about 5 mins and evidently I'm a dead woman
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It's a rites of passage thing in scam baiting. Well done. |
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:20 pm |
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Stop Helping him, you damn crook!
Hilarious stuff! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:35 pm |
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lovely lovely Lovely Jill!
Did you almost lose it about 6:45 in? ( at "well this is just silly..")
This guy gets a taste of karma. Awesome! |
_________________ x 13
<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
<-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:33 am |
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A whole gang of us got together, Wayne, TheLovelyJill, JustJane, Bolleboos,
Ghost f. G., and me.
TheLovelyJill's lad Johnny gets a call from Stu, Venora's husband (Wayne.)
Stu was not pleased with the lad's comment about what Venora should do
with a stick.
Venora comes in on the second call. The lad is very foulmouthed.
His Grannie needs to wash it out with soap.
Warning! These calls are NSFW. Actually, they may not be safe for
anywhere! NSFA!
http://www.4shared.com/file/152932769/fc8e412a/johnny1.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/152933000/6efb2fe8/johnny2.html
I hope you didn't lose the lad for good. Getting chopped of $200 and losing a
bank account really didn't help matters in your relationship. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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bratwurst
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Nov 2009
Posts: 53
Location: London
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:14 pm |
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Brilliant the bit I like best was "why the f... are you disturbing my life"
Absolutely ACE. |
_________________ fuck u faggot.....An I will kill u with African Voodoo....Believe that !!! |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:36 pm |
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By this evening Johnnyboi had calmed down enough to accuse me of being Nigerian and attempted to recruit me for a "job" in London...
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/16-nov-2009-17-58-35-mp3
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_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:03 pm |
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Johnny says:
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Keep up your game, baby. I'm way ahead of you. |
Oh, you will, TheLovelyJill, won't you? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:17 am |
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Our Johnnyboi really is a gift of a lad, that keeps on giving. Another phonecall from him tonight. Evidently he's now poorly with liver (sic) stones and needs money for his operation.
I said I'd have to talk to Stu about it...
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/21-nov-2009-23-09-59-mp3 - bad language at one point. |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
x 236 |
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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:25 am |
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PM me if you require my secretarial services (UK female) |
What exactly do you mean by secretarial services? |
_________________ <-- Am I the butt of a joke? Two? Have I got someone's goat?
My rank:"still feels a Newb!"
- Mr.Amos, I must commend on your efforts. Let me know when Paddy is satisfied...
- I think the payment is a Western Union Moneygram. Does that help?
-You are stressing me too much, I must confess to you. Dr T@o (6 1/2 months)
-I'm really speechless about what your Sister did to you Babs
-we were able to give out 7 goats to the orphan's parents |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:42 pm |
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wayne and I reprised our roles as V3nora and Stu to call johnnyboi and get his apology for his rudeness (rather a long call, even when edited!);
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/rec-nonumber-21-nov-2009-23-00-19-final5-mp3
I snipped out the bit when Johnny gives us his doctor's name and phone number for us to contact. Nosmo King was kind enough to give a debut performance as Venora's doctor, checking why the hospital fees are so high.
Dr Tennant of St Galafrey's hospital in Norwich calls Johnny's Dr Olubumi to discuss medical matters. Dr O seems rather confused at first but warms to his subject...
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/dr-tennant-calls-2009-11-25-mp3
A big thank you to wayne and Nosmo for their time and expertise!
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_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:19 am |
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V3nora calls johnnyboi to express her thoughts on the quality of his doctor's medical knowledge and plants a safari seed...
http://drop.io/thelovelyjill/asset/26-nov-2009-13-45-59-mp3
btw - the connection drops and he doesn't call back so I leave him to his pre-ops
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_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:43 am |
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Those three calls were great! "The Apologies" - "I'll apologize, if you do." He gets so mad at the end of the first one. Nosmo King was excellent as the doctor, and had the lad's head spinning and searching for answers. The last one is a nice setup for a safari, and Johnny gets so emotional, trying to get the hospital paid before the operation.
He doesn't want a meeting, but I think he will eventually have to go for it. Another couple of weeks of this kind of torture by TheLovelyJill should make him want to meet her, just to wring her neck. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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