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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 4

This is for anyone who lives in the UK or knows who Jade Goody is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Goody

Well, I just looked in my inbox and was fairly shocked to see that I had an email from a Mrs. Jade Goody. If you didn't know, the real Jade Goody has been deceased for a number of months. Anyway, here is the email:

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- My dear One in Christ,I am Mrs. Jade goody from Maldrid, presently staying in United Kingdom. I am married to Mr. Jack goody who worked as the financial Director United nation Development on Africa for more than Ten years before he died in the year 2007. We were married for Eight years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only one week. Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home, which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 16.8 Million Pounds Sterling’s (Sixteen Million Eight hundred thousand Pounds Sterling’s) with one Bank in my name. Presently, this money is still with the Security Company Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last long due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to keep this fund in the Security Company in Europe.I want an organization or an individual that will use this fund for phanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husbands efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.I don't want them to know about this development, or please if you must call me to confirm things from me, it must be brief due to my illness. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall inform the security company in Europe that you are the beneficiary of the consignment you will need to go and claim this fund in Europe. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the organization to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd; my happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply and Remain blessed in the Lord. Yours in Christ, Mrs. Jade goody.My direct Number---------- +44 70 359 33 797…Email… [email protected] Www.stupidcelebrities.net/2009/03/08/terminally-ill-jade-goody-confronted-by-hammer-wielding-woman-in-hospital-photos/jade_goody2/

Now this made me laugh quite a lot as:
A) Jade Goody is dead
B) She was christned on her deathbead, but was never a practicing christian.
C) Jade Goody was not from Madrid (Or Maldrid)
D) Her husbands name was Jack Tweed, not Jack Goody and he was not director of anything

This list goes on and on. It really made me laugh!
Feel free to bait. Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:38 pm

Any chance of an email header?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:32 pm

I wonder if we're related....

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 4

Sure thing... Cool

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Feel free to hound this lad as they can't seem to get basic facts right. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:58 pm

^^Thanks

Though I'm quite impressed that they've even heard of Jade Goody in Benin...

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:10 pm

Surley this is some baiters attempt at lad de-education Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

Oh no! I thought we'd gotten rid of her once and for all when she did us all a big favour and died!

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:02 am

something tells me that the link Www.stupidcelebrities.net/2009/03/08/terminally-ill-jade-goody-confronted-by-hammer-wielding-woman-in-hospital-photos/jade_goody2/ is going to be a bit of a give-away to any potential victims. Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:06 am

I got this, having a go too Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:51 pm

N N N wrote:

Oh no! I thought we'd gotten rid of her once and for all when she did us all a big favour and died!

Try telling that to her two young sons. Crying or Very sad

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

I wouldn't worry too much. I'm sure that as sons of Jane Goody they'll have long and lucrative careers in showbiz ahead them... just as long as they don't get an education...

Sad