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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:28 pm |
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Ok, so remember that bit on setting up a package tracing company that YeaWhatever set up? Well, I got a lad all the way to Abomey, Benin before I left Friday afternoon for a nice weekend 7 hours away with my kids. I didn't expect my lad to take my suggestion of meeting the agent in Parakou, which is a long way from Lome, Togo where he started off.
I just got home a couple of hours ago and got an email from this IP: 41.191.86.137
This is 11 hours ago.
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DEAREST REV.BENJAMIN.
PLEASE WHAT WILL I DO .?
FOR I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO GO BACK TO TOGO. I AM STILL IN PARAKOU. WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY. I AM JUST COMING OUT FROM THE RAIL STATION AND THE AIRPORT.
AND I FOUND NOTHING THERE. NOT GPS NOT THE PACKAGE. PLEASE TALK TO ME WHAT WILL I DO. I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY MONEY WITH ME TO TRAVEL BACK TO TOGO EVEN THE STRENGER THAT BORROW ME MONEY IN COTONOU HE IS STILL WAITHING FOR ME TO RETORN HIS MONEY TO HIM.
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO.
PLEASE TALK TO ME.
I HOPE TO HEAR YOUR URGENT RESPONDS.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
YOURS IN HIS VINEYARD.
REV.J.B.JOHNSON. |
Looks like someone is streaded.  |
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 = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated  |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:30 pm |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:43 pm |
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I was in the mood for a good safari. I sent a lad across SA twice, 3600 miles total a couple of months ago but I couldn't get IP proof. Now I just need to find room in my signature for another pith.  |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:14 am |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:27 am |
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I told him to hold tight as we are investigating the problem. As a crow flies, he is 385 km from home but I know he's probably done more like 500. I'm going to shoot for Malanville next which right on the border with Niger. I don't think he can make it but why not? |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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pi_eyed
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2008
Posts: 241
Location: Lad hell
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:24 am |
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I became a premium member JUST to get the access to the tracker box thingy.
I can't wait to get my current number one bait using it.
We are not ready to hand him his Safari boots yet though. |
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-Phi1ios Z4ch4dri3s
YES, I INTEND TO BE A COMPLETE TOSSER
Godwin Eluwa
HERE IS MY ERECT LINE YOU CAN RING ME ANY TIME @ +229 xxxxxxx
-British High Commission
My tel is a special comforwarded line and there is no way it will not ring globaly.
-Bainoo
Why are you referring me as Barrister Buttplug to discredit me? Is it because this name appears on every email I send to you.
-Guess who
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:16 pm |
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What the hell is he talking about? The package MUST be there. The GPS chip proves it. He's just not looking hard enough. |
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pablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 366
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:40 pm |
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Congrats on the safari. 
The irresistible gps carrot.
Come one come all, lads step right up and see west Africa
Trunkbox Justice and Travel agency .
YeaWhatever et al proprietors.
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:11 pm |
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Little bastard wussed out:
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Deaerest Rev Benjamin.
thanks for your mail.
i have seen a taxi driver who agreed with me in taking me to TOGO so that i can be able to pay him there. i also called the brother who borrowed me money from COTONOU in asking him to give me sometime to bring back his money. so i just arive in COTONOU now from PARAKOU. in 10 minuits now we will embark to TOGO.so however you discouse with him please do let me know.
i will wright you when i get to TOGO..
thank you very much and remain bless in the bossom the lord.
as look foword to hear your urgent respond.
yours in his vineyard.
Rev.J.B.Johnson. |
Oh and the package was just out of his reach. I guess I will have to redirect it to another more worthy person.  |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:17 pm |
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Congrats on the safari  |
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Magnus: Lagos --> Cotonou
Benjamin: Accra --> Monrovia
Mustafa: Banjul --> Dakar
Steve & Santos: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift & Ubochie: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift: Johannesburg --> Harare
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Lawrence Tonjon
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 82
Location: On the sofa, covered in food
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:13 pm |
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Oh Bravo! Very impressive... |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:05 am |
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Well it's seems he is back in Togo but may be convinced to travel again, he seems apologetic.
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Deaerest Rev Benjamin.
thanks for your mail.
i dint ment to embarace you. but is only that i was so stranded that i dont even know what to do base on how the person that borrow me the money was distorbing me and the condition of the hole thing. i then decided to find my way back to enable me to pay him of to avoid embaracement and also to see my people becouse before my traveling i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week. for i dont even have an extra clote with me . please dont be offended with me.
and how do i get to this our member ?
ONCE MORE.
please forgive me.
thank you very much and remain bless in the bossom of the lord.
as i wait to hear your urgent responds.
yours in his vineyard.
Rev.J.B.Johnson |
New signature material, definitely a testament to the wonderful customer (dis)service YW's company provides. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:05 pm |
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^^^ That's fantastic! I think his next safari should be to Spellingville. Not sure he can even spell his own name right. |
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Well, the moneygram payment officer as usual rained insult and abuses on me. - Dr. G0dwin 0boh
I think you are a madman who used people for a game. - Pilot J@ckson Jumbo |
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