Lad wants me to contact John Lennon

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Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

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This is to inform you that we have been instructed by the Management/Federal Ministry of Finance to cancel all due payment file on the 16TH of Novenber, 2009. We want to know if you are still interested in transferring your fund or we should cancel your payment file accordingly.

I hereby send to you the information submitted by Mr. John Lenon J-Lenon group Ltd, with an application to receive the contract/Inheritance payment on your behalf. Please as a matter of urgency, you are required to verify the following information and inform us if you are aware or know anything about this.

1. Did you instruct one Mr. John Lenon J-Lenon group Ltd. Texas-USA, whose information's is below, to claim and receive the payment on your behalf ?

2. Did you sign any "Deed of Assignment" in his favor thereby making him the current beneficiary with the following account details: Account Name: J-Lenon group Ltd, A/C #USD114-1025567-8, Bank Name: Chase Bank, USA, Swift Code: SCBL 11K111.

Finally, you are hereby advised to indicate to this honorable office with immediate effect, if you are the person that instructed Mr. John Lenon to come for the claim of these funds, to enable me endorse for the final payment approval order on his behalf.

You are to call with this Phone Number +234-8056542423 for more clarifications.

We wait to hear from you soonest to enable us proceed accordingly. God bless and protect you always.

What should i tell him? Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:55 am

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... if you are the person that instructed Mr. John Lenon to come for the claim of these funds,

Of course not, Ono sent him. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Actually, I think you'll find John Lennon is trying to chop your dollar. I think you should tell your lad to get shot of Mr Lennon pronto, and go on with a Beatles lyrics bait. Is it too late for you to be Mark Chapman, or is that in too poor taste? Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:06 pm

Tell him that it was your lawyers Mr Walrus and Mr Blackbird who inititated the claim and it was sent by Lucy, their secretary who lives with her aunt Eleanor Rigby in Strawberry Fields which is a block of flats just off Penny Lane.
I'm sure that you can think of a few more.

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

@ thud i already accidently sent Usman Bello 4800 Very Happy

so i cant do that

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

Well! Imagine that if you can.

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:34 pm

^^Damn it, beaten to it. This lad's just begging for a Beatles song title/lyrics bait though, isn't he? Someone should bait him as Eleanor Rigby, at the very least.

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:21 pm

^^ I'd be happy to, just let me put my teeth (that I keep in a jar by the door) in.

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:31 pm

Hello Goodbye

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:56 pm

Lad says yes, you say no
He says western union, you say go, go, go

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:24 am

Whats his location, if its a Vlad then he's
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

He's probably just another Fool on the Hill?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:53 am

Tell him:

You Never Give Me Your Money (you only give me your funny paper).

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:47 am

the next time it's payday you could tell him you send your uncle john to western union but suddely he run off with long tall Sally.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:27 pm

Could be Mr. John Lemon, a real fruit.

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:16 am

Any chance of getting a safari, could be
A long and winding road....

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:31 pm

Here comes ol' picky to ruin the party.

Spelling is wrong. "Lenon J-Lenon"

You can still have a blast with this moron, though.

You might email the lad back and ask him:

- do you mean Jack Lemmon, deceased?
- do you mean John Lennon, deceased?
- do you mean Sean Lennon, clinging to life but almost deceased?
- do you mean Pete Townshend Lennon, alive but deaf?

Then you can look in your local phone book on 411.com and copy and paste tons of Lennons, or Lemmons, or both. Heck, throw in an 'Orange', too! Or a "Hazell". 'sorry, wrong nut!"

Your lad's head should be spinning by the time he tries to finish reading the email -- it will waste a lot of his time and money at the ol' internet café, that list.

But he will answer you. Guaranteed.

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