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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:29 pm |
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I'm having some serious fun with this particular lad - one J0hn 3dward.
He gave me the fee cost back in Aug 19th - he's yet to see a WU transfer slip...
Part of my delaying tactic is the need to sell my car to raise the lads fee.
One of the 'buyers' of my car - one 'Bens0ns J0hn' - is clearly a lad (of my own making) - and complete with his own gmail account I opened specifically for his role in this bait.
Laddo has been falling over himself trying to get me to cash this 'Bens0ns' cheque so that laddo can get his fee.
In the meantime my character has been telling him all about this Bens0ns threats to call in the FBI over the car deal.
My character is very worried about this FBI 'threat' and has been considering going to the police over it - obviously something Laddo does not want.
My lad has promised to write to this 'Bens0ns J0hn' on my characters behalf.
I didn't think he would - lads do tend to lie, after all
However:
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from J0hn 3dward
to [email protected] (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Mon, Nov 9, 2009 at 7:32 PM
subject ATTENTION BENS0N.
Hello Mr. Bens0n,
This is Or$$on C4rt Family Lawyer, i was informed that you were treating Or$$on C4rt regarding the check you sent to him for the purchase of his car, i just want to inform you that the check is in the Bank, he has deposted it in his account, but not yet cleared, he will send the money that you instrcuct him to send to you once the check is cleared in his bank.
Moreover, i want you to stop treating him over this matter, he is very honest and loyal person, i want you to wait and let the check clear in his account, but if you know you can not wait, i will instruct him to go and collect the check and send it back to you...
Best Regard
J0hn 3dward. |
My character will now receive a really nasty email from 'Bens0ns' of course....
.... and I need to compile a suitably laddish response from 'Bens0ns J0hn' to my lad.
Any suggestions would be helpful |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:22 am |
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having some serious fun with this particular lad - one J0hn 3dward. |
Can you insist on them being twins, as in;
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1114738 |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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