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StrangePrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:39 pm |
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Hi Guys and Girls,
I am totally new to this site. Registered yesterday and roared all night with laughter. This site is absolutely amazing. I've been in thousands of forums, but this is unique.I stumbled across this forum via google.
What a nice coincidence that I am currently also registerd on a russian dating site Yeah, go and have a laugh lol. East European women are highly addictive Anyways, I am based in Germany. So I was searching this site for German members, found an interesting girl, who also had her yahoo ID listed on there. Looked good, so I wrote her via yahoo messenger, as it's more easier.
So the story went strange straight away. She's not based in Germany but in Nigeria. Started telling shit right away. The dating site apparently automatically checked her IP and choose Germany as her home country due to her IP. Yep, german and nigerian IP's, like shit and chocolate: look the same, taste different. So obviously based in Germany, but hey, who cares...
So, this poor Lad(y) by the name of Cynth1a is apparently a US girl who moved to Nigeria with her boyfriend, who worked on some oil site. Anyways, the fictional boyfriend got killed in some freak accident. So we now have a damsel in distress, wanting to leave the country ASAP.
That inital contact was about a week ago. I saw her/him online last week in yahoo, saw I sent an IM. Got asked if I can help. Sure I can lol. Ok, madam has paid 300 US$ to her travel agent, but its not enough to get out of the country. She likes me and could imagine to spend the rest of her life with me. Cool But.... needs 500 US$ for the ticket to Frankfurt. Oh gee, what to do. Being such a gentleman, I of course offered to pick up the tab, I mean hey, she wants to spend the rest of her life with me, so a lifetime for 500 bucks is farely cheap ay? Besides, the pictures they sent were nice, looked a bit too good of course. I also got a little bit direct and asked if she likes analsex
Ha, Nigerian banks don't work properly. The best way to send money is of course via Western Union. And I must not forget to tell her the MCTN No, and also secret question/answer thingy. I explained that any local post office over here can handle Western Union transfers, and promised to take care of it today. She gave me the following address, which is of course the address of the local pastors secretary:
Name: Olab0d€ Mart1ns
Address: L@ne 1 H0use 2 O1uyo1e Est@te
City: 1badan
State: Oy0 St@te
Country: N1geria
Post Code: 23402
I managed to save that address, but the rest of the very funny conversation I forgot to save, but no worries, there will be more tonight
Hehe, then last night I found this great forum and will now proceed as follows:
Will say that the local post office was closed due to renovations. So I decided to put a check in the mail. Of course I was precautionary about sending it to that address, so I used this address, making sure that the document consignemt is of course marked for the personal attention of Olabode Martins:
United Parcel Service Nigeria LTD
Ib@dan
(rest of the address is delted)
N1geria
Tel.: 234-xxxxx
Tel.: 234-xxxxx
That's of course a legit address from the UPS website
More tonight, as she/he will be in touch at 21.00pm (GMT +1 hour) which is in only 2 hours.
I think this is gonna be fun. I am hooked on baiting already. |
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StrangePrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:37 pm |
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Ok, live from yahoo:
I am sure to have made many mistakes and blunders, but everyone had a first time I guess:
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Lad(y): hello dear
are you there?
me: hello my dear
Lad(y): hi how are you today
me: I am fine!!! and you?
Lad(y): i'm fine also. meeting you on here make me feel more good
me: I was hoping you would be, are you in an internet cafe now?
Lad(y):: nope, i'm with the pastor pc in the mission house
me: ahh the pastor is so kind to let you use his pc. Bless the lord
Lad(y): yeah his is kind i told him i will be going to germany i told him i found someone overthere
me: and what does he say?
Lad(y): he pray for me and said there is no problem
me: ahh bless his soul for sending a prayer
Lad(y): he ask if i'm sure you would really take good care of me i said yes that you are kind. i told him you wanna help me with some money
me: I forgot to save some of the pictures yesterday
me: can you send me some again?
Lad(y): ok
Lad(y): can i see more of you also
me: sure (sent a fake pic of course)
me: you have any really sexy photos of yourself?
Lad(y): what do you mean
me: with some less clothes?
Lad(y):: i don't
me: oh ok, no problem
Lad(y):: oh ok
me: so how was your day? what did you do?
Lad(y): my day was cool i was thinking about travelling to germany
I was thinking if you really want me to come over there
i went out with the pastor mrs.i told her you wanna send some money today that if possible you do i'm gonna leave here on wednesday, she was very happy for me
me: by the way I had difficulties at the post office today, but do not worry. The problem was, they are renovating, so all services closed till next week and the nearest was too far away to drive during my lunch break but I found a good solution.
Lad(y): oh ok what solution
me: I sent you a cheque, should be with you in a few days
Lad(y): i can't get that here my dear
me: no not to worry
me: I thought maybe mail is dangerous
me: so I used UPS
Lad(y): there bank here son't have access to international account
i can't cash the check
me: its a cashable cheque not to worry, from the best german bank Sp@rkasse. It must be cashable
me: I sent to this address:
personal attention Ol@bode M@rtins
Un1ted P@rcel Serv1ce Nigerian€ria LTD
Ib@dan
93 M0shood Ab1ola W@y
Olus@nya R1ng Ro@d
Ib@dan
lol and now shit hits the fan........
Lad(y): NO
Lad(y): just sent it western union or Money gram
me: so you can pick it up at there office, UPS said it is no problem to pick up there. Will be there on wednesday,I thought this would be good as its also in Ibadan, must the same city as you
me: Cynthia baby? you still there?
me: I am sorry if I did it wrong
me: But UPS promised it will arrive by Wednesday
Lad(y): yes i'm here i know but it can not be cash here just send the money through westren union or money gram
me: but strange
me: why can't banks cash a check?
me: please explain
Lad(y): that is what i have been told
me: you must check with a bank yourself
me: maybe you can ask in the bank today?
Lad(y): it is late here nothing i can do. The best thing is you get the check back and send the money through western union or money gram
me: I will take more time off tomorrow to arrange everything
me: but what if I cannot get the check back??
me: can you go to UPS offices tomorrow in Ibadan and ask if something arrived ??
Lad(y): it is your check you will get it back
me: please go and ask them
Lad(y):it is not send on my name
Lad(y): what is the tracking number they gave you
me: who's name is it?
me: pastors name?
Lad(y): what is the tracking number
me: or who's name is it??
Lad(y): pastor secretary, he can handle it no problem
me: the pastor has a male secretary?
Lad(y): yeah
me: ohh ok, I always thought secretarys are female
Lad(y): his also like is personal assistance
me: lucky pastor, must be a big church
Lad(y): yeah a litle bit
me: ohh soemthing strange is going on
Lad(y): what
me: UPS cannot track my consignment I just tried to locate my parcel with the tracking no.
Lad(y): and what deos it say
me: UPS could not locate your shipment. Please try again later.
me: maybe its too early to do tracking
me: could be
Lad(y): just go and get it back that is the best
me: yeah
me: i dropped it off to UPS today
me: so its probably already in the way
me: I don't think my parcel is still at UPS germany
me: you know, Germans are very efficent
Lad(y): they can bring it back for you
me: everythig happens so fast
Lad(y): i don't think you want me to come overthere
Lad(y): if you want then you do what i told you
me: hey why are you saying something like that??
me: I am being real open and helpful
Lad(y): same with me
me: I would have called and asked you, but I don't even have your cell phone no. to call
Lad(y): i told you at first to send the money through western union
me: yes but it was immpossible
me: we only have 1 post office near where I work
me: and it is closed!!!!
Lad(y): it is not too late just order them to return the check back to you
me: what should I do??
Lad(y):and send the money through western union or money gram
me: I was just trying to be helpful and send you a big check by mail
me: money gram we don't have in Germany
Lad(y): ok
Lad(y): try to send it western union
me: by the way, I did not tell you yet: I actually made the check 750 dollars
Lad(y): it is the best way for me to get the money
me: wanted it to be a sursprise but now I am unhappy
me: I want to be with you and you say you think I don't, thats not fair
Lad(y): i understand but here they don't have access to international account there is no how the check will be cash. you need to get it back and try to send the money through western union
me: yes
me: my dear
me: I will do it all tomorrow
me: I am really sorry
Lad(y): it's ok
Lad(y): you delay my coming to you
me: I will speed it up tomorrow I promise
me: I will send you 750 dollars tomorrow by western union
me: maybe you can then fly business class??
Lad(y): oh ok dear i will be very happy if you do
Lad(y)h yeah
me: then we can be together
me: forever in love
Lad(y): oh yeah
Lad(y): and grow old together biuld a new family together
me: yes that would be good!
me: I want to spend the first few weeks only in bed with you
me: I am so aroused by your photos
Lad(y)h ok no problem
me: ok Cynthia my love I need to go
me: we speak tomorrow?
Lad(y):: oh ok hon where are you going too
me: can you give me a cell phone number of yours?
me: I will call you then tomorrow, in case I have difficulties with western union
Lad(y):: i don't have a phone but you can call the pastor
me: oh ok?
me: can you give me the number?
Lad(y): yes wait
me: oh ok
Lad(y) +2348063014998 that is it
me: good if I have problems I call the number tomorrow
Lad(y):: oh ok
me: can I then also speak with you? or only the pastor?
Lad(y): you speak with the pastor first if i'm there you can speak with me also
me: ok cool would be great to hear your beautiful voice
Lad(y): and yours as well
me: ok my love kiss for you
Lad(y): Kiss
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Oh and here some pics I recieved:
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:17 am |
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Welcome to Eater StrangePrick
Looks like you have everything under control, just remember to do everything in a safe way. read all the stickies, and if your stuck for idea's
or need any help, just yell out.. Assistance is only a click away |
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:42 am |
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Welcome Strange Prick!
It looks like you're off to a great start! |
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StrangePrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 14
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:43 pm |
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Thx guys
Ok, next I will drive the Lad a little bit more crazy. UPS can't get the consignment back until it gets delivered, they will of course tell me that someone picked in up lol. And as the post offices is still being renovated, I decided to book a ticket through our company travel agent. Needs to get picked up up Lagos Intl. Airport of course.
I guess the pastors secretary will have to go there and call me lol.
Any other sugesstions or tips? |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:47 am |
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Sounds like you have it under control -- somewhere here there is a ticket generator...you can make a ticket that looks exactly like a real paper ticket...
Personally, I've checked flights & used real flight times and flight numbers, although I don't think the lad checked ...
Love how you freaked her out "NO" about the check
Of course, UPS already sent, they can't send it back to you - it's her package now and she has to go collect it (spend time looking for a non-existent package)...once you get the check back you will send the money...you're paranoid about having a check out there not in her hands...
Drag it out a little - I try to make my lads spend about 1/2 their time with me talking about things other than money or plans for money ... ask since she will be your wife will she wear white, where should you have the wedding, who does she want to invite...what her favorite german foods are, can she cook them...how many children do you want (argue over that)...what would be ideal names for them... |
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StrangePrick
Hello I'm New here!
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:17 pm |
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haha
called the no. "she" gave me. Of course our lad answered. He told me he is the Pastor. But he will get his secretary to go and give Cynthia the laptop so that she can talk with me online.....
I told him that I really need to speak to her urgently, as I have now sent the money via Western Union and I need to tell her the details personally. This could be fun.
p.s. anyone have good tips for voice recording software? |
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StrangePrick
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:04 pm |
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Haha, this is starting to get cool. Took my Lad(y) about 15 min to get to an internet cafe
me: ahhh
me: hello cynthia
me: I talked to the pastor today
Lad(y): hello dear the pastor mrs just bring the laptop for me
petermeyer63: yes the pastor is very kind, may God bless his kind soul
Lad(y): she said the pastor called her. yeah Amen
Lad(y): time now is 11:25pm
me: oh
me: then I hope I did not wake you or the pastor?
Lad(y): there is no problem made a note to call even later next time round
the pastor was in a prayer meeting
me: then please tell him that I am very very sorry to disturb him in his important meeting. I hope his prayers still went ok
I was hoping to speak with you too
Lad(y): yeah oh yeah i wish to hear your voice also someday
but i think i'm gonna be with you soon
me: we will be together and make lovts of love
Lad(y): oh yeah have you be able to send the money
me: yes with western union but..
UPS told me that my document consignment with the check wa picked up today
Lad(y): oh i see
Lad(y): did you tell them to return that for you
me: a Mr. M@rtins picked it up at the UPS offices in Ib@dan and my bank says that the check was cashed in today
Lad(y): that is not true, i told you to get it back
me: yes I said I would try to get UPS to send the consignment back but UPS said they cannot reroute the consignment until it arrives at its destination and when it arrived, somebody seems to have ripped it off
Lad(y): when
me: this morning
Lad(y): oh ok well i don't know anything about that
me: and at about midday the check seems to have been cashed in at some bank called Afrib@nk in Oy0. My bank managed to trace when it was cashed as it was a special bar check
Lad(y): your bank is not secure they should have called you to verify
me: a bar check needs no verification, if you have it in your hands, it belongs to you, its some funny german tyope of check
Lad(y): so what is going to happen now
me: I sent 750 dollars per western union
Lad(y): oh ok thx now i beleive you really want me to be with you. do you have all the information needed
me: hey I would not have called the pastor tonight if I did not want to have you with me
I want to have kids with you, lots of kids. Yes I have all the information
but Western Union has these special forms, which I need you to fill in and send back to me. Hope thats ok with you. Can I send them to you here or by email honey??
Lad(y): oh yeah that is great
i wanna grow old with you
so you have not send the money
me: I have it in transfer status at Western Union. But as destination is Niger1a, they insisted that these special forms be filled out by you. I can send them by email, it is quicker
I sent them to you
please check now if you recieved them
Lad(y): ok wait
me: did you get the email ?
Lad(y): yes checking
me: good you need to download and print the forms and then scan and send them back to me
Lad(y): oh ok
me: its some sort of special security process they require to be done
Lad(y): ok
me: when I get that to Western Union, the money is released out of transfer status and I get the full MCTN code
me: will you email me the forms back until tomorrow??
Lad(y): yeah
me: please don't forget it its very important to release the transaction
me: I may not be able to access my messenger tomorrow
me: but emails I can check
me: I will go to bed now
me: I really love you baby
Lad(y): bye baby |
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StrangePrick
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Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:44 pm |
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hmmm I seem to have lost the lad! |
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weareborg
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:55 am |
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Don't blame yourself, it's something that happens, and lads don't need a reason to drop you. Just remember to keep the scripts, both yours and her's
your replies can always be used again.
You may have been a little early with the "funny'' forms. next time drag it out a L O T longer.
Set up a little catcher account here, www.mybelovednet.com minimum profile details , and find a photo of here romance scam.dot com. Then just sit back and wait a couple of day's and you will have all you can handle |
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Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father
My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes |
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