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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:07 am

Oh wow.

Quote:

Dear Friend,

GREETINGS FROM THE UK HOUSE OF PARLIAMENT

This might startle you a little as you might have seen or read about me but
really don’t know me in person. Well, I am Rt. Hon Patricia Hewitt MP. A
British politician and Labor Party Member of Parliament for Banking. I was
the first Minister for Children appointed in a newly created post with the
Department for Education and Skills and presently Minister of State in the
Department for culture, Media and Sport under Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth
of the United Kingdom.
I got your contact info via your country’s national directory and intend
introducing a project concerning charity in your country and maybe
neighboring countries around you.
A few months ago, I was compelled to make an over estimation during a budget
and set aside the sum of Six Million Three Hundred Thousand Great Britain
Pounds
(6, 300,000.00GBP) with the sole intention of channeling it all into charity
which I am delegating you to executed on my behalf with complete supervision
of my Attorney as he will also be the one in charge of securing these funds
into your custody.
This transaction will result to you being paid a commission of 11% of the
investment capital and the balance, distributed to charity organizations of
your choice or reinvested and the net income, used for rehabilitating
charity organization in and around your country through you/your agency
annually for the period of five years or a little more. The last time I
orchestrated this sort of Grant, the individual in Australia succeeded in
successfully setting up three standard orphanage homes in less than a year.
I have never been so proud of such a noble individual. I hope we would have
a reoccurrence in your case. If you are willing to execute this Humanitarian
Project, You must understand that I desire absolute confidentiality and
professionalism on this issue. For security reasons as regards my
reputation, I will not be able to communicate regularly with you; but my
Attorney will take up the processing on my behalf and get these funds
processed and released to you without any delay.

I don’t plan on benefiting anything from this project, but will be
absolutely fulfilled, if and only if you remain sincere to me on the
handling of this project with utmost sincerity and confidentiality; and
eventually utilize the funds for the purpose which I have explained to you
above. Kindly respond urgently if you are interested as the fund have been
tied down for too long, so I can equip you with the necessary details, along
side my
Attorney’s contact information, so as to commence the transaction
properly; on the other hand, if you are not, please let your intentions be
known or better still, Kindly relent from replying this email.

You could get personal info. on me via my official website, but do not try
contacting me via any personal information you may lay your hands upon on
the internet as almost all my contact info are connected to the British
House of Parliament data base except the ones I personally sent to you; as I
don’t want our effort and my reputation, jeopardized.

Kindly send your response to this E-mail:
[email protected] <-----------

Sincerely,

PATRICIA HEWITT MP.
FORMER SEC. OF STATE FOR HEALTH
GROUND FLOOR FRONT,
5 FROG ISLAND LEICESTER, LE3 54G
UNITED KINGDOM.

Is "Ground Floor Front, 5 Frog Island" your second home for expenses purposes Mrs Hewitt? Laughing

I found this especially funny as I use Patricia's picture when I'm baiting as a female character - indeed she is the "old fork grand-ma" of the Joy the Porn Writer bait.

I've sent an "I'm interested tell me more" off - everyone feel free to pile in and tell her what you think of education policy, the anti-goat-porn law, MPs expenses and the "labor" party's chances at the next election.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

Here are the correct contact details for the RH Ms Hewitt ....

MP for Leicester West
Ms Patricia Hewitt MP

Party: Labour
Address: House of Commons, London, SW1A OAA
Tel:- 0116 251 6160
Fax: 0116 251 0482
Email: [email protected]
Web page: www.patricia-hewitt-mp.co.uk
Constituency: Leicester West
Address: Ground Floor Front, 5 Frog Island, Leicester, LE3 5AG

The details are public, so no problem in reproducing them here is there? Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 73

I work round the corner from the HoP. Maybe I should offer to meet her and discuss how local authority funding is causing such a strain on public services? Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:11 pm

Ms Patricia Hewitt MP wrote:

I don’t want our effort and my reputation, jeopardized.

I am soooo tempted to comment. ...... get thee behind me Satan !!!!!

Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:31 pm

Six Million Three Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds ?

I knew these damm politicians were on the make.

PM on its way

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:44 pm

Did I miss something? no headers for checking??

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:08 am

^^^^ Comes from a compromised government mail server in Poland

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From: "PATRICIA HEWITT MP" <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: Can you do this?
Date: Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:32:22 +0100
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Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Maybe we should tip off the News of the World that the Tories are not the only party that is getting into bed with the Poles. Wink

(British in-joke)

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:02 pm

Has anyone had a reply from him? I haven't after 24 hours.

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:38 pm

There was so much fuss about the MP who claimed expenses for a duck island, that you think she would avoid any suggestion of her having a frog island.

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:20 pm

Mr Tambourine Man wrote:

Has anyone had a reply from him? I haven't after 24 hours.

She's probably busy what with the Kelly report coming out today as well as Prime Minister's Questions Rolling Eyes

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