Safari hat trick-Lad still in Abuja, needs to get moving!

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:08 am

I think after what has gone on during this bait he really could do with a nice trip. Perhaps he'd like to find and transport a 2001 monolith from somewhere to somewhere in Africa or beyond.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:00 pm

That call was amazing! You can feel the despair.
Really, really great work you all.

He's so close he can almost smell it, almost there just a few more miles... and then some.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:49 pm

Update. From today's chat between JJ and myself.

JJ:
Hector called the baiter phone again today. He says he's still in Cotonou and
making some silly excuse that he's sick and has to see a doctor, blah, blah,
blah. If the doctor says he's well enough to travel then he'll leave tomorrow
in a hired car.
He keeps talking Abuja again because he thinks I have to return there to fly
back home (he has my photochopped tickets). I have countered by telling him that
due to the change of photo shooting plans I'll not be flying out from there but
instead from Naimey. I dropped more BS about Ralph buzzing around the honeypot.
It was sickening how many times he kept telling me 'i love you' and to ahem
'save your sex for me'. Since he's resorting to all that garbage I think it's
because he knows he has competition.
While I was away from my desk this afternoon he called me three more times.

SH:
He's between a rock and a hard place. C@leb is probably demanding his presence
in Abuja for reconciliation of Hector's debts to him and for H3ct0r get Irin@ back to Abuja
and Irin@ is pushing him to go back North. He probably is feeling sick with emotional
distress and drinking. We can put more pressure on him by you turning off your
phone, or not answering today. Make him go to email, and take away your
"comforting voice."

We're sure H3ctor has not told the whole true story of his screwup to meet Irin@ in
Pendjar1 to the oga, C@leb. We have one confused and frightened lad on our hands
now. We're sure he will be "too sick" tomorrow to travel to Pendjar1. But we doubt
he will leave Cotonou for Abuja. He's going to go back North, maybe kicking and
screaming, but he's going, dammit. Smile

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:02 pm

^It seems Paris is indeed (more or less) exactly North of Cotonou Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:08 am

Motormouth H3ctor writes his regular novel tonight. There's no mention of his promise to come to the camp! Bastard!! He got a get out of jail free card with me today because I've been away, but there will be hell to pay tomorrow.

Quote:

My sweetest,
In addition to our brief telephone call.Thank you for forgiven me.
I am a bit sick, due to restlesness and sleepness days and nights on the road travelling,i have the doctor examined me,he prescribed i need good rest,dont be worried, i will be ok.
I am glad to hear your voice on phone, how are you?
I have never and will never lie to you my precious jewel, i still stand my ground that i did not disappointed you,i will give you, i will narrate all that i have passed through when we meet eye to eye.
Irina, never allow Mr. and Mrs.B3rnie or Ralph or anyone to in between us, i trust you,i know you know how to handle people very well, do not be lured, do not be secuded, do not be impatient becuase of the circumstances that you and me is facing, if you will remember, both me and you have come a long way,we both share a personal secret that B3rnies and others will never understand and find out, so we need not tell that why we are so close, they may want to intrude into us, but we will not let them in, 1rina,that make us unique.1rina,I know you before the B3rnies and others know you.
I assure you when your work is over in Benin, i will see you and you will have 100% of what you have been longing for in H3ctor,I will give you a surprise, too,do you realized when you cried , i too cried,depply,i know we have same thing in come, do not be restful until you see me and i too will do all i can for us to see we have both longed for will ever know the secret between us, we have kept this confidential to me and you for long..
Irina you have seeing faces ,diffirent people, being to diffrent countries,why dont you make sole move to see the H3CTOR that torches your heart.This H3ctor want you too.
You are a real and unique being, just like me too,why dont you too make effort to come and get me,i have tried my part too
I promise you i wont make you cry anymore,i love your mom too,you know we have both come al ong way,so lets us not allow your current work location to stand in our way.
I told you the truth perhaps you may not understand but when we meet i will tell you.
if i have been lying to you why will come that far to parakou,I started from cotonou to Abuja -Gomber-Bauchi- Yankari, back to Abuja to Benin to Cotonou to Parakou,i traveeled by road all through these places, days and nights just to set my eyes on you (he forgot to mention the two trips he made to Lome Togo and the Eurolad webcam meeting in London!), not only for the business between but to tell you, i wholehearted adore you and make you happy.
Baby,make provision for us to meet when your work is over there,give us a day to be alone someone where to talk alone ,feel alone and confess the real,true things that is in us.
We desearve time together, after your work,then you will see lot of me,i know you cried becuase you want to see me, me too, i travelled and took all risk to see you, i also did cried too for you, i long for you, i adore you and cherish you, i took risk for you, insnt it worthy for us to get our time alone somewhere,feel ourselves.atleast try to see H3ctor face to face,see the way he look and see and Feel the God gift in him!
When is your project work in Benin camp going to come to an end?
When you have completed you work, will you be travelling to France with other crews? or can you get a day for us to meet in Cotonou,Abuja, or in France?
Mr. Caled called me several times,he sent me details to you, i will need to see him.
I will waiting for you reply.
Thinking of you!
H3ctor

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:19 am

Awww.... He's such a sweetheart. I'm sure you'll give him everything he deserves. Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:23 am

A three safari loser. Lovely. Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:08 pm

Quote:

i too cried,depply,

We need more of this. Mr. Green

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:07 pm

Gee, Jane. That email from H3ctor "torched" my spirit. He is so revealing. Smile

Gloria didn't want him to feel awful about all those bad things he said about Bernie and her earlier. She wanted to make him feel welcome too, but she's got a sharp tongue. Ah, well. She can apologize herself later, if need be. Smile

Quote:

rom Gloria
to H3ctor
date Fri, Oct 30, 2009
subject RE: Your reservation

Dear Mr. H3ctor,

I talked with my husband, Bernie, and he accepts your half-hearted apology.
He really doesn't get very upset if people are annoyed with him or insult him.
He has skin as thick as a crocodile and has probably already forgotten about you.
What about your reservation here? You have not told me whether you want me
to keep it open for you. It is no trouble for me to hold your room until you are
able to return to the area, H3ctor. Please let me know what to do about your room
reservation. Honestly, sometimes I think that you have the manners of a goat.

Warmest regards,
Gloria

@Corona - Don't you worry. Jane and I are shooting for real, live, crocodile tears. Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:21 pm

I didn't have a lot of time this morning to create a good bitchfest to H3ctor so I just sent this:

Quote:

H3ctor,

Why do you talk of all these sweet things and you didn't say anything about coming up here? Why? You said you were going to find a driver! Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies! I have nothing more to say.

1rina

He'll get more of that later. Also, I see he's been trying to call me again.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:43 pm

@Jane - Don't answer Irin@'s phone. Gloria will sent the lad a message, and go to Irin@ to comfort her. That bastard upset you! Mad

What's wrong honey? Laughing

Update. Jane composed this for H3ctor, as I thought mine was a bit too harsh.

Quote:

Dear Mr. H3ctor,

I just saw Irina crying and I want to know if you know anything about it. I know she's been trying to get you here so I thought it might have something to do with her mood right now. I am going over to see her later and will try to find out what exactly is going on. You'd better tell me what you know now. Either way I will trying to get the truth from her.

I hope you aren't the reason for all this. If her mood doesn't change soon, I will approach her crew to ask that she be sent back to France. She can't be participating in the remainder of the photoshoot if her eyes are red and puffy from crying. I have become to love Irina like she is one of our own, but business is business. I have Ralph on standby to fly her out to the Niamey airport if necessary. I just want to let you know that Ralph has been very sweet with Irina since that first night when she was upset. You should be happy that he's been such a comfort to her for these last several days. I did hear that they may be going together into an Eco tourism business here. Isn't that exciting?

Gloria

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:15 pm

SH, is Ralph a nice Italian helicopter pilot?

Nice work! He sounds frantic!

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:37 pm

@Doc: Hector is starting to take notice of Ralph, his new competition! This is just in from the crybaby:

Quote:

1rina,
I have just been discharged from hopsital, i am home getting better, it was due to long time of travel by road, i have catarr, due to dusty road, i am ok now.
I have just forward you three email messages that Mrs.Gloria sent to me, please check the earlier messages.
Despite the hurtful situation, i passed throguh,m i did not tell Mrs, B3rnie nor anymore aobut us, i mean the secret we share nd i do not want you to tell anyone about it, rmeember, we faced Okey, G0mer, Anderson and we survived (he's been abused by my fake lads too),now we must survived, Mrs . B3rnie sent me an email and daid that he purposely introduced Ralhp to you to get your attention,Baby R4lph can not contain my space in your heart, i am yours, do not fal intoi a circumstance trap.I will meet you ,i need you to tell me where to meet you apart from the B3rnies.Can we meet in cotonou , Abuja or France? i am weary becuase i have not seeing you, i have travelled for hour and days, i am a bit sick due to long journey on road,I think about you at all time,dont purnish me any longer my sweetest, come to me.
I want you to get yourself done there and move out of the camp, book your flight book and fly back to France, i will be making arrangement to meet you in France this time around, now i realised we both need to see.
You know i love and i know you too do love me, just hold on for a bit more for me. if you can fly out to cotonou,Abuja, fine, if not then go back to France,i will meet you there.
Mr. Caleb called and ask for update, i will when i her from you.Irina remember that Hector loves you

I've also spoken with him several times today. Below is a conversation I had with him earlier. I busted on him a bit about his supposed 'catarrh', which I think just means that he has a snotty nose. Too many excuses! I have requested a doctor's note as proof.

http://yourlisten.com/lusciousrump/hectorexcuses

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:49 pm

Quote:

bebbe, bebbe, bebbe, please, I love you

*tossing my cookies*

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This is great bow_down

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:27 pm

you can send him ralph(dot)musa(at)gmail.com, and Ralph can talk. Issa nice guy the Raph Musa gonna help him getto unnerstan that he iss no gonna take no foo talk about him gonna be a bad guy okay?

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:21 am

Please o please let him follow "you" to France... jump_4_joy

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:40 pm

An interesting thought just occured to me. Maybe 1rin@ & R4lph could go to France together but as she feels sorry for H3c7or so she has left him the cash (equipped with a GPS tracker inside the case) in the park for him to pickup. He can use a variation on this tool to see exactly where the cash is at any one time and even print out his own maps (he can can't he??). Unfortunately the cash could be picked up by a gorilla (or some such large animal) and moved anytime he gets close.

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:30 pm

Turkey trotter: Thanks for that idea! I've been thinking how I could use that new tool in this bait.

Our wandering lad says he is now in Abuja again! He just gave me a Nigeria phone number and his IP points to Nigeria. Over the weekend I talked to him on his Benin number, so I'm pretty certain he moved.

Quote:

Dear 1rina,
Good morning,. how you are doing good.
I am ok too now, i have fully recovered form the illness that result for; several days of travel by road.
Did you receive the last three emails i sent to you, i forwarded Mrs. Gloria emails to me to you, it is very insultive.anyway, i am doing fine.
I left Benin last night and i have arrived back in Abuja to meet Mr.Caleb.
Ineed to give me situation reports becuase we knew i travelled as far as a Parakou to see you.
I need you to tell me when will your work be completed over there? will you fly to Abuja from Niamey airport, or will you be going stright to France?
Let me know, we wil ltalk to you later.
Still in love,
Hector

Irina will not go anywhere near Abuja! Cool

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:57 pm

OOOOOOO! The boi ran back to his oga, huh? Mad

He's going to pay dearly for doing that without informing Irin@ or Gloria!
And then he's got the balls to send this insolent and threatening email to Gloria.

Quote:

from Hect0r
to Gloria
date Mon, Nov 2, 2009
subject Dear Mrs. Gloria,

Dear Mrs. Gloria,
I have just received your mails i have not been well due to the hectic
situation i was subjected to by you.
My doctor and attorney will be filling reports.
Thanks.
Hector

He has no idea of the trouble he will be in now. Twisted Evil

I have a few "reports" of my own, Buster! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:00 pm

What a totally lazy twat, surely it should be him that's filling in all of the forms, not his doctor and attorney. Maybe his OGA should fill out some also so he can reclaim his expenses and maybe take a safari himself to find the trunkbox/suitcase. Shocked

Edited cos I'm typing with 2 left hands and 10 big toes. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:14 pm

How dare he threaten Gloria! The boi needs a good spanking for that. I did fire off a short note to him this morning:

Quote:

You were too sick to travel to see me, yet you were well enough to travel all the way over to Abuja to see Mr Caleb?

I will call you later. We need to talk.

He will cry again once we're done with him today. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:54 pm

The lad has been a little quiet the last few days. I think he retreated to lick his wounds, but he's back now! I don't think we'd want to hand a comment card to H3ctor if he ever manages to find his way to 55C Laughing

He has real hatred for 'the B3rnies'.

Quote:

Dearest 1rina,
How are you.
I am sorry i could not hear you well on phone,i think it is bad
network,I have also been trying to reach you.
will you be kind enough to call me back on you have received this
message, i msised you so much and i have been continually thinking of
you.
Are you still in the camp in Benin?
As i told you,i am now in Abuja,i have meet with Mr.Caleb and gave him
the updates.
We are waiting for you to tell us where to meet you,but not in the
camp anymore,either we meet in Abuja or in France.
I have been reserving my comment about all that happenned when i
travelled last to Parakou where B3rnies promised to pick me up,but i
must tell you the truth,i am very very annoyed with the way Mr.and
Mrs. B3rnie treated me.
listen,I am not a kid,i am man of honour,honesty,of truth of respect
and of goodwill.
Did you see the last three emails message i forwarded to you which
Mrs.Gloria sent to me,it was highly insultive,and not welcomed by me.
I am sure the B3rnies have their own interest in mind,she deliverately
introduced Ralph,the camp pilot to you to take your time and
introduced some kind of ecotourism investment to you in which the
Bernies has portion and percetnage from,dont fall for it my dear.
But as you know,i am yours and our thing is still intact and in order,
i am not coming to the camp, please cancel the camp reservation .
You know our business and love affair has nothing to do with B3rnies,
they are not suppose to dictate for both of us,if you will remember
vivdly that we have been comunicating before you went to Safari in
Lome, togo where you meet Mr.B3rnie who flew you out to airport to fly
back to France.Irina, both me and you share an intimate secret and
feelings which no one will never understand.
I was so angry when she insulted me and told me i was lying about
finding a taxi,think about it,if i was lying then why will i come that
far,spend my own money?
Do you realised how tiresome travelling by road is? do you realised
how may days i was on the road travelling to see you?Do you realised i
fell sick due to long journey by road and no rest?
She talked to me as if were her staff, she talk as if i intentionally
did not want to see you, did you realized i traveled all the way from
Benin to Abuja to pick you form the airport, ,then after change of
plan in Frankfurt, i have to travelled to another six days on the road
trying to lcoate you, thereafter, iwhen you said you have gone back to
camp in Benin, i had to leave abuja and travlled all the back to benin
and to Parakou.dont you understand that i did my best t meet you and
be with you, honestly, i really passed through alot of stress and do
you know what pains me most, Mrs.B3rnie said neither send and shuttle
not and staff, it think they are fabrication some stories just to get
your attention away from me.
But be calm and relax, we will see, the ball is not in your court, get
out of the camp and let me know where you are i will meet you
Get to nimey airort, board a plan to Abuja, call me and send me and
email before you leave, so that i will be there in Abuja airport to
pick you up, we need time for ourselves,
Mr. Caleb is very disappointed too, but i have talk to him that your
work is important to you,so lets us not mix your work with business.
Do have the most wonderful time you can have over there the camp, and
when you are done there, then we do our own.
My number here is +234xxxxxx
Lots of love
H3ctor

I really want to get him to Naimey. We'll see....

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:00 pm

Quote:

Do you realised i
fell sick due to long journey by road and no rest?

Don't eat yellow snow, don't drink yellow water, doesn't he know that travel broadens the mind?
When you get to the bottom of the rant, he says he still wants more!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:15 pm

Quote:

Mr. Caleb is very disappointed too

Well, the oga will be even more upset when Gloria tells him the "truth of what happened in Benin." Wink

Oh, we'll figure out a way to get him to Naimey, or beyond. Smile

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