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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:45 am |
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My first Safari guy (about 2.5 to 3 yrs ago) - - Uch3nna - - still believes that Mrs. R0binson is really an old lady. She has been his "penpal" for a long time and during this time he's learned so much about her family. I've been grooming him really well....but nothing exciting.
Anyway - he's still on the line - - and he's really wanting to see me - but the problem is that my old lady character is going to be dying at the end of the year - - and all her money will be left to her niece (who I have introduced the guy to... and they talk on occasion) He's "really worried" about her since she's dying - and wants her to come to Africa before she dies.
I'm planning a new safari for this guy - but it won't be until like Feb or March 2010.
Here's my latest correspondence with him:
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Dear Uch3nna,
I would like to travel to some of my favorite places before I die, but
the problem is that my doctors have to give me permission to go. My
health is not good, and I have to have a nurse with me all the time.
Could you come to the United States?
I am going to try to go to London if I can get a doctor to allow it.
I hear that the doctors there have an experimental treatment and may
be able to help my cancer.
Love,
Mrs. Robinson |
Here's the youtube vid of Uch3nna..... He's the one with the sign that says "Hide it in a place ...." Unfortunately, the music has been disabled so hum it to yourselves..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipo3uuJ9FUw |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:45 am |
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Nice Video Eliza
I was humming Frank Sinatra's Version of "Mrs Robinson" the whole time I was watching it!
There's no clip, but you can hear a cover of Frank's version here. It's almost note for note, including the BIZARRE rewriting of the lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pavTzUFODGg
I have it stuck in my head now |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:42 am |
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As a straight baiter, my hat is off to you!! 3 years?! And his original victim is dying, so he's starting in on the next of kin?! That's definitely worthy of celebration!
If it were me, I'd have the old lady die, with certain crucial documents on her, in the most inhospitable, improbable, impossible-to-get-to location imaginable. She was on an "adventures of a lifetime" cruise, and she died in the arctic tundra, or the Australian outback 100 miles from any settlement. Good thing she had a GPS transponder on her when she died, don't you think? She was carrying the only copy of her will, which deeded all her cash to her niece, who is very, very keen to hand this cash over to your lad.
That's what I'd try for, but I've never had a multi-year bait myself, so I'm sure you will play it with more finesse than me.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:57 am |
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She was on an "adventures of a lifetime" cruise, and she died in ... the Australian outback 100 miles from any settlement. Good thing she had a GPS transponder on her when she died, don't you think? She was carrying the only copy of her will, which deeded all her cash to her niece, who is very, very keen to hand this cash over to your lad. |
Would it be too presumptuous of me to volunteer the services of Captain Mal and/or his dyslexic friend Brad, who are both Outback adventurer types and willing to help the niece achieve her goal? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:41 am |
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Good to see you around again Eliza. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:56 am |
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Roll on Feb./March. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:17 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:31 pm |
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Damn you, Eliza! You mean I'll be stuck in this place for another 5 months! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:06 pm |
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Perhaps the old lady has a 'bucket list' of things she'd like to do before she dies, like climbing Mount Cameroon, get the Lad to check it out beforehand.
Or maybe she's too ill, could the Lad go to the summit and take some photos..... considering an English woman made it to the top in 1897, it shouldn't be beyond a robust Lad to scale its 4040 metres, and it's just over the border from Naija. |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:32 pm |
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^^Mount Cameroon. I like that idea, Wright. The area around there was described by safari lotto lad Michael as, "The Forest Of Pain." |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:14 pm |
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@ Eliza,
You inspired me! Frank Sinatra's version of "Mrs Robinson" will feature as my bad taste piece on my Community radio show |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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