Massbait: I'm illegal - wanted by the FBI!

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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:14 am

I'm baiting a lad as a newly created Greek character who just emigrated (that is, illegally jumped ship) to America. He asked for my CV, including a copy of my passport:

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sorry i have no passport or papers, it is in greece i leave it there, as you say i am illegal here, please tell no one

Then at the end of his next message, when he asks me to go into partnership with him, he includes this:

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You need to be careful over there in USA since you are illigal

Then today I get THIS - I can't believe it! Very Happy

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FBIs Most Wanted - Chicago - Skip to main content
Attention:

Good day dear, I'm writing from the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI), recently there is an investigation going on, the FIB and the American police are investigating on you that you came in here in the US illegally, Listen to me dear. the FBI in conjunction with the police have given you just Two week to track you down and according to the law here in American, for committing such offence coming to the US without proper arrangement, you would be jailed for 25 years in prison.

Note; I'm one of the investigator to track you down here, there is security all over the states more expeciary at Chicago that is where you reside at the moment. there is a satellite indicator monitoring you. investigation has been made that you came from GREECE and your name is ΚΥΡΙ@ΚΟΣ ΝΙΚΟΛ0ΠΟΥΛΟΣ.

Furthermore, I’m writing you to inform you before you would be arrested finally, i'm working towards this. I advice that you leave the United State as soon as possible before you suffer for rest of your life by the (FBI), and American police as well. Your name and how to contact you has been forwarded to our Office here.

I want you to find away and go out of this country, i just want to help you and nobody knows i'm communicating with you, so is a secret, i want to help you get out of the USA (Chicago). in other to protect yourself, keep this information personal to yourself until you are out of State.

Good Luck,

From Ge0rge C Harr1son

IPs from my lad and the FBI dude are the same - 217.20.240.19

THIS IS AWESOME - and I don't even know why Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:58 am

AWESOME... confide in the original lad about your government troubles as this bait goes along

this lad sounds like he is baiting himself

Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:06 am

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...the FIB and the American police are investigating on you that you came in here in the US illegally, Listen to me dear. the FBI in conjunction with...

Yep, that sounds just like an FBI (oh, sorry, I mean FIB) agent would talk.

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for committing such offence coming to the US without proper arrangement, you would be jailed for 25 years in prison.

If only he knew... Laughing

I'm with Black Dog. You should connect the two characters and let him bait himself.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:15 am

tell the FBI guy that you arrived in USA in a yellow submarine

i would be scared if one of the Beatles was trying to track me down

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Harrison

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

How scary, yet exciting to be on the FIB's MOST WANTED list!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2009 Posts: 47

I'm sure you're mighty jumpy due to the recent investigation into your illegal immigration by the FBI. Doubtless this will make it exceedingly difficult for you to make trips to Western Onion, since the entire ordeal has given you an acute case of agoraphobia.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:31 pm

I'd be interested to see how he's going to help you out of the country - obviously it's going to cost you plenty monies.

I'd straight bait this one for a couple of emails just to see where he's going with it. Ask him how he can help you.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:33 pm

^^ 217.20.240.19 confirmed as proxy server by 'what is my IP'

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:09 pm

Remember to educate the lad. Always refer to them as FIBs.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:20 pm

Offer to become an undercover agent against the people-smugglers. You so want to stay in the US - you'll do it for citizenship (and maybe a small payoff).

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

@@Teflon Billy Reincarnated

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Doubtless this will make it exceedingly difficult for you to make trips to Western Onion

Especially since before you can send money WU will want to see your ID. Twisted Evil

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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:49 am

Black Dog wrote:

i would be scared if one of the Beatles was trying to track me down

Especially a DEAD beatle Shocked

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:51 am

And don't they have wanted poster and stuff at good ol' WU??? Surely this will be justification for a bank transfer (and hopefully a piggy).

just a thought

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:00 am

I really want to get cracking on the FIB's most wanted website and put that mugus' picture on it next to Osamab Bin Ladens Smile

Wanted for crimes against humanity!!
MUGU

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:21 pm

Sorry, hope this doesn't count as a necro...but the feds got back to me, after some frantic pleading on my part for my future employers not to turn me in:

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Good Morning dear,

This is to inform you that the FBI have received a letter from a company in Nigeria called Seadrill Mobile Unit that you are an expatraite, they have decided to employ you, and have also forwrded a confirmation latter and you have been offered good amount of salary.

I therefore, advice that you follow the instructions of the Seadrill Mobile Unit so that you can get a good job over there.

Write you latter

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:44 pm

There's so so much opportunity for fun here! This lad is a true keeper Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:25 pm

That probably worked out better than what I would have done. I would have gone on the run.

I think you have an excellent opportunity to (if you want) make this a mass bait by telling the "company" that you have met quite a few other illegals who need help too.

The lad will think he is in hog heaven... Twisted Evil

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PS I don't think that updating YOUR post counts as a necro. That and this is only 6 days old. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:20 am

Good to see the FIB is out..they were after me once too...(check my sig Very Happy

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:00 am

The fibs have been after me for the last few days. Its kinda funny, I've had a few emails where they demand i reply to someone but, I've yet to find the someone they want me to talk to. lol oh well lots of questions to come.

V

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:10 am

I echo ParaNoid's idea.

This could be a great opportunity for a mass bait. Imagine the lad trying to keep afloat amongst a deluge of e-mails from baiters. His head will spin. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:47 am

Let's do it! So how exactly do I direct a mass bait?

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:42 am

A couple of things. I would ask a Mod to move this thread behind a login. Then you can change the title to Mass Bait, join in.
Then you post up the lad's email address.

You can get it going by telling the lad that you have friends who need his "help". Other wise we just drop in on him (hopefully not too quickly) and carry forward. We share the things that are said. It can be funfor all... except the lad of course!

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:16 am

Come one, come all!

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If you have a friends who would like to apply for job, tell them to submit their Informations to my email and send their email to me immidiately so that we can work things out here and all of you will come over here and work.

Any illegal immigrants who need work...send your informations - ALL of them Twisted Evil

His address is recru1tment [underscore] seadr1ll [dot] mob1le AT l1ve DOT com (replace 1s with i's)

Have fun!

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:51 am

I'll join. This could be fun.

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:13 am

thrylos7 wrote:

there is security all over the states more expeciary at Chicago

That is the worst attempt to spell "especially" I have ever seen. At least I think that's the word he means.

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