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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:53 am

Brilliant stuff, Jane & Slap! Very Happy

Wonderful call. This lad is so screwed....

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:07 am

Great work guys! Sounds like the lad is torn between hightailing it back home or staying another day or two at the hotel (bebee, bebee, bebee).

My money is on him staying and waiting some more. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:21 pm

I feel sorry with Irina left there crying... Sad

Great call! And I believe the background singer is Billie Holiday (though it´s very faint and therefore only a guess)

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:30 pm

Bah, all my fake tears couldn't draw him north. Why he still believes, I haven't a clue but he will probably travel again. Wink

Crybaby H3ctor wrote a novel today.

Quote:

Irina my Baby,
You called me at 3.00Am this morning and you cried because you love me and despirately wanted to see me,i too shed tears till this morning,i have fallen in love 100 percent for you,i dont know what to do,i love you so much that i am ready to take any risk for you.
Who was that man that called you while you were talking to me phone,was it Mr.B3rnie or someone else, i heard he was asking if he left his sunglass in your room and was asking about the investment he talked to you about.My sweetest why are you dont this tome, are you seing someone else
Baby,you are mine, dont acept to give your heart to anyman apart from me, do not do any kind of investment with any other person, do share your precious gldly body with any other man anymore, you are mine and i am yours,please do not listen to any other man proposal for investment or for lvoe.I am yours,trust me, if i dont see you, i will fall down and sick,perhaps i may die. you are a very strong woman, your love has captivated and it torments me all day and night.I do not think of anythin and anyonr else execept you
I am stranded here,honestly, neither Mr. B3rnie nor Mrs. Gloria sent any huttle bus or any of thier staff to see me
I am torched by your spirit,i am not myself anymore,think about it if i do not love you then;
1.Why will i auction my house for USD 30,000 to upset the fee.
2.if i do not love you, why will i leave cotonou to Abuja and waited for you at Abuja airport to pick you
3.If i do not love you, why will i travelled with Mr.Caleb by road from Abuja to Gombe to Bauchi.
4.If i do not love you, why will i spend severals days and hours driving in Nigeria trying to find you.
For you to knowthat i really was there, i have attached with this email the expenses receipt at yankari
4. If i do not love you why do i leave Nigeria and travelled by road for another two days to get to Benin.
5. if i do not love you why will i travel from cotonou which is about 7hours to Parakou.
6. If i do not love you why will i stay in xxxxx hotel for two days now.
Baby,now i understand that nothing good comes easy,i have been longing to see you,my spirit, soul and body is yeaning for you,i am not myself anymore,i have fallen in love with you, i want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I am a gifted and talented man just like you,i am single and never been married and have no kid.
apart form the busiens we both have,i have affection and love for you,i cried so much last night till this morning,i dont want you to cry any more,please believe me,i want you more thn anthing in the word, you are my jewel, now i live for you.
Today is wednesday,Mr B3rnie did not sent any shuttle or any staff to the hotel,Hoever; Mr. Glorai sent me an email and i quote the date and time as :Wed, Oct 28, 2009 at 2:25 AM, she said she sent a name named sven,I wans in the room and whever i go out to check my email, i have left a message on the reception counter that in case somoen ask after me they you call me on +229sssss the internet cafe is jsut 3minutes wait form the hotel, and when i came back i asked the receptionist they said no one waited or asked for me.
Irina, you seems not to understand what is going on, those peopel want to spoil the good relationship between you and me,if the man svan came at 2.25AM why cant he ask the receptionist, he know my room number, i am sure there was one, how can a man name svan ame into hotel at 2.25 AM and could not find me,they are just covering up for the lie and delay they made to,believe me honestly there was nobody that came.
Whenever i go out to check emails,i left a message at the reception that should in case anyone come asking after me, they should call me,no one came for me,public internet centre is just 2minutes from the hotel.i do not know anywhere around the hotel except the internet cafe,i am always in the room waiting.
If truly they sent a man to pick me up why cant he go to reception and ask of me?. atleaset i am the room at all time,honestly, i do not beleive either Mr. Gloria or Mr. B3rnie, they have their way of telling tales, they may not want you to know becuase you are thier client, i bet you i am telling you the truth.
I had left a message with the receptionist that i am expecting someone and in case i am not in room 317 but i am outside they should call me on +229xxxx
I checked with them every minute there was no body that come to look for me,no shuttle bus no svan,if there was Svan, why cant he ask the reception about Mr.
Hector in room 317. Apart from the receptionist, i left a message with the security man that mount the hotel gate 24hours that i am expecting someone.
The security man always check every person that comes into the hotel and always ensure that they sign their name in the visitor log book, there was no name Svan either in the security log book nor the reception.
For your verification,I have attached the receipt of the xxxx hotel for two days as well as the Yankari as well as Gombe.
Irina,dont you understand that i care for you and i love you with my whole heart,i have endanger my life for you,i have not rested nor sleep well since you left France to Africa,i have been moving and moving just to see my eyes on your face, to embrace and say my heartfelt words to you.
I cant lie to you my jewel, i have never tell you anything that was not truth, now i realize the obstacles between us is Mr. Bernie and his wife,why cant they send me a shuttle as they promise,they cant they send me one of their staff to the hotel they told me to wait
Why will they lie by saying they sent someone there and i was not there,this is a lie, believe me my love.
I have know you for a long time and i have been kind,caring,loving and gentle to you.I am yours forever,you will break my heart by beliving them.
Do you realized that we spent USD 16,000 as expenses to find you in Nigeria,we spend 6 days on the road
Do you realised that here in benin i have spent another 2,000 to get to you.and uptill now the Visa trans has not responded
It is not as if i do not want to come to the camp in benin, i fully understood the map but the taxi are illerates, they dont know it..
Do you think i am happy wasting money at the hotel here in xxxx hotel in parakou?
Do you think i am happy for not seeing you?
Apart from the business we have,i want to purpose to you and spend the rest of my life with you in harmony, peace and in true love.I am true at heart and honest,all that i have told you is real,sincere and truthful.
After we spoke this morning at 3.00Am, i was sobbing with tears too, my body is aching and longing to meet you and be yours, dont listen to anyone advice my sweetest
Please researve your heart and your body for me,as i have researve mine for you.
The Bernies has failed,it is glearing, at 12.00Miday today, my rent in the hotel will expire, i have no otherr altertive that to go back to Cotonou and from there i will go back to Abuja to Mr. Caleb.
Please calm down and be cool,Let me know when you finish your work, if it is possible you can fly back to Abuja, and if not when you get to France, i and Mr. Caleb will come and mee you in France.
I will come with Mr.caleb to meet you in paris to do our businesss and also to spend the rest of my life with you
I have laboured so hard to see and meet the woman of my dream,but now i am ready to go out of my way to come to Paris to meet you:
Thinking of you torments me days and night,i am sure i have fallen in love with you and so be it.

I've been trying to get him to Paris. Now that would be a good safari!

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:09 pm

Oh yeah, Paris would be good. My DREAM is get a lad to Travel to Australia (at their own expense of course) to meet my character "in the flesh"

As Nick Kershaw once said: "Wouldn't it be good"???

Chrys

edited for typo Embarassed

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:17 pm

Quote:

he said several clients were here last year

Could your lad get us a list of names only we'd like to cross check, make sure we've got them all on the list.
Let's see him stay a third night.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:58 pm

Hector says:

Quote:

i love you so much that i am ready to take any risk for you.

I guess that doesn't include sightseeing in a National Park. Mad

Hector says:

Quote:

if i dont see you, i will fall down and sick,perhaps i may die.

Now there is a pleasant thought.

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:09 pm

@ Slaphappy:

In that case, maybe it's time for "mr man" to be reminded of his previous commitments. Maybe sneak in a little "sweetener" so he'll be more likely to do the tasks

just a thought

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:20 pm

@IC - If you are talking about playing up a love angle, it won't have any effect on this lad if it's love between himself and Irina. He is 140% devoid of any love for any human being. What he loves is Money. When he said, "do share your precious gldly body with any other man anymore, " the missing letter in "gldly" is the "o," to make "goldly." He did not mean "godly." Very Happy

But, you are right, if he thinks Ralph and Irina are having a tryst, it will make him worried that he will then lose his cash. Either by her telling Ralph about H3ctor, and Ralph warning her off, or Ralph stealing away his investment. I'm sure there will be lots more to come on Ralph, especially if he has indeed flown the coop on her. Very Happy

@Frumpy - You win the prize! (A side of BBQ beef.) It was Billie Holiday. Good ear! Very Happy

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Simply brilliant clapping

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:44 pm

H3ctor emailed Gloria. Not sure exactly when, as gmail times seem to be wacked out. More tedious explanations of his lazy behavior, and he attached 3 receipts for his recent stays. One from Wikki Resort in Yankari Park, and two from the hotel in Parakou, the last one dated check out today. He's probably gone home, but Gloria decided to leave the option open to him in case he's still there, and stranded, waiting for money to get him home again. I don't want to publish the receipts here, to prevent the possible abuse of ITP hotels. They are quite genuine. Very Happy

Quote:

Dear Mrs. Gl0ria Rh0d3s.

I received your message and contents well understood.
fristly, i attarched with this email, the receipt of my hotels bills
in xxxxxx hteol in Parakou, as well as the receipt of the Yankar1
in B@uchi, Nigeria.
Be reminded that i drove for well over 6days trying to find your 5imba
5afari in Nigeria, the map given to me was wrong,i ended up sleeping
in Yankar1 games researve in Nigeria
Mr.Bernie said he will send a shuttle to me while in was in B@uchi,but
later he said shuttle are broken just like the shuttle are broken here
in Benin too.
Secondly,there was no Svan here,the internet cafe is 2minutes away
from the hotel.
I had left a message with the receptionist that i am expecting someone
and in case i am not in room xxx but i am outside they should call me
on +229xxxxxxxxx.
I checked with them every minute there was no body that come to look
for me,no shuttle bus no svan,if there was Svan, why cant he ask the
reception about Mr.
H3ctor in room xxx. Apart from the receptionist, i left a message with
the security man that mount the hotel gate 24hours that i am expecting
someone.
The security man always check every person that comes into the hotel
and always ensure that they sign their name in the visitor log book,
there was no name Svan either in the security log book nor the
reception.
Now i undersand you are into business, but i must correct you i am
adult and a well connected successful businessman of years of
experiece,i know black from white.
I am sorry if i have offended you with my earlier mail, but i have
been here for three days now,and i have the right to react as i have
been out of my office for three days now,my intetions was to come to
your camp on Monday, explore it till Wednesday and go back to my
busienss, i am in position to connect you with good clients, top
governmental parastatals and officials.
Since,no one has endeavor to come and get me since 48hours now,I have
other important meeting to attend to,i will have to leave back to
Cotonou today.
Whenever your shuttle is ready email me and come and get me ,you can
as well call me on +229xxxxxxxx.
I am sure i will have other times to enjoy your safari.Tell Mr.
Bernie, i am not annoyed with him, i will surely come and enjoy his
champagne.
Thanks.
----
Dear Mr. H3ctor,

I have just read your email before heading to a late dinner here of freshly imported Maine lobsters.
Are you still in Parak0u now, or have you gone home? Do you intend on keeping your reservation
open this week, or should we cancel it now? I'm sorry, but due to a recent influx of guests here
coming from Germany, all of our vehicles will be tied up until Friday. If you intend on meeting your
friend here, you will have to make your way here by yourself with the excellent maps and directions
that I have already given you. Irin@ will be very heart broken if she hears about her little boy's
lame excuses, and how he would rather go home to Mommy than be with her here. That's ok. I think
she will get over the pain, as I've introduced her to our camp bush pilot, Ralph. He flew her to the nude
photoshoot today, and she was laughing gleefully at his side the last time I saw her. Ralph is a charming
man, and very handsome.

What am I supposed to do with these receipts? I have no use for them. I don't doubt that you have
spent some money traveling to meet Irin@. It's too bad that you don't have the guts or inclination to
go the last 200 miles, a nice sight seeing tour through the Park. Oh, well. To each his own, I guess.

Have a pleasant journey home. I'm sorry I didn't have a chance to meet you.

Warmest regards,
Gloria

The next phone call should be a real gas. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:52 pm

@Slap: Can you please share with us what his incompetence to find you/the camp has cost him?

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:10 pm

Why are guests from Germany tying up the vehicles? Must be Michael + Ralf Schuhmacher, or the Oktoberfest Security driving offfroad races with the precious 55C busses Very Happy

Great stuff Thumbs up

So you have proof he´s really been a great while at Yankari and Parakou hotels? Haha.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:09 pm

Master of Puppets wrote:

@Slap: Can you please share with us what his incompetence to find you/the camp has cost him?

@MOP - Well, let's see...the flight to Abuja from Cotonou, maybe $200. His oga, C@l3b, had a car and they went with a "driver" to Yankar1, 350 miles away. How much did the gas cost? I know they stayed the first night in Gombe, but I haven't seen the bill for that hotel. Maybe Jane has it, but it's probably no more than 40 dollars. The next night they were big spenders, and stayed at Wikki Resort, inside the Park. One night at $95.20/14,375 naira. Where they stayed for the few days after that, I don't know, but they drove around the whole park for 3 or 4 days? I forget, as H3ctor now says 7 days.. Very Happy

How much gas can you burn in 8 hours/day?? He took the bus home from Abuja to Cotonou, maybe another $50? From Cotonou to Parakou is only $15-20 one way. And the hotel in Parak0u is cheap, includes mosquito nets over beds, for $29.00 a night./13,000 CFA Eating on the road? no idea how much. So, how much is that? Cats can't count. Very Happy

@Frumpy - Those damn German Tourists always think there is room for their um-pah-pahs, sousaphones, bass drums, slide projectors, and beer kegs with matching mugs. I don't know why they have to drag all that stuff with them on vacation, but they always do! Smile

I will send any baiter proofs, if you don't believe me, for $50.00 USD. Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:57 pm

I like this. It reallocates the money away from the scammers and to the honest businesses of Nigeria and Benin. In a sense, you're stimulating the West African economy by injecting these funds into real businesses, from the scammer's pockets. Very Happy

Who knows, maybe one day the scammers might realise that it's possible to make an honest living without having to beg and steal from people thousands of KM away.

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:21 am

Quote:

I am a gifted and talented man just like you,

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:30 am

We called H3ctor. He's back home in Cotonou now. And drunk as hell.
He must have hit the bottle early this morning. Laughing

Listen and enjoy!

http://www.4shared.com/file/144505445/c787666c/hectorcotonou10292009txt.html

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:37 am

I'm going to have to stop listening to these recordings until the blisters on my throat are gone LOL!!! You guys are doing a wonderful job of torturing him. Keep up the great work.

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:50 am

I've talked to H3ctor more times than I can count. He was 100% speaking fluent drunkenese tonight. Laughing

He said he's going to hire a driver in Cotonou that will take him to 55C. That would be great if he does but I have to keep in mind that he was drunk when he said it/wrote it! His mail looked like a repeat of the earlier one but with additional lies added to it. I cut out all the repeat stuff.

Quote:

1rina my Baby,
I sent you an email earlier i do not know if you have it, ,but here is the update.
I left Parakou at 3.45PM to day, and i have just arrived in Cotonou.
I will check on my schedule and see if will be able to see you on Friday, i will get a good driver that knows the camp, i will be there.I need to know when are you leaving for France?.
I will have to meet me with Mr. Caleb in Abuja to give updates, can we met in abuja when your work is completed? or do we meet in France?
Dont get me wrong 1rina,i am not at fault,i attached all the receipts with this mail,please check the attarched for proof.

For your verification,I have attached the receipt of the xxxxx hotel for two days as well as the Yankari as well as Gombe.
Irina,dont you understand that i care for you and i love you with my whole heart,i have endanger my life for you,i have not rested nor sleep well since you left France to Africa,i have been moving and moving just to see my eyes on your face, to embrace and say my heartfelt words to you.
I cant lie to you my jewel, i have never tell you anything that was not truth, now i realize the obstacles between us is Mr. Bernie and his wife,why cant they send me a shuttle as they promise,they cant they send me one of their staff to the hotel they told me to wait
Why will they lie by saying they sent someone there and i was not there,this is a lie, believe me my love.
I have know you for a long time and i have been kind,caring,loving and gentle to you.I am yours forever,you will break my heart by beliving them.
Do you realized that we spent USD 16,000 as expenses to find you in Nigeria,we spend 6 days on the road
Do you realised that here in benin i have spent another 2,000 to get to you.

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:56 am

Absolutely amazing baiting. Sounds like your lad is up for at least one more trip. After that? Springtime in Paris?

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:03 am

He is not at fault. clapping

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:51 am

I like how he pulls random numbers out of his arse. How does anybody manage to spend $16,000 driving around nigeria and benin for a week? Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:21 am

I absolutely LOVE this bait. Very Happy

Fantastic job, Jane & Slap. This is brilliant.

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:31 am

I love how he still believes in this, and thinks Bernie is fake.

Nice work!

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:38 am

^Judging from the e-mails, not even that. I think he believes Bernie is Twisted Evil

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