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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:45 am |
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I'm sure people can do much better, but I read this one recently:
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I want you to know that this is not a scam and will never be a scam. We dont scam people and i want you to know that this is a real transaction and promising you that as soon as you are done with this transaction, you will request for more... |
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 <-- Am I the butt of a joke? Two? Have I got someone's goat?
My rank:"still feels a Newb!"
- Mr.Amos, I must commend on your efforts. Let me know when Paddy is satisfied...
- I think the payment is a Western Union Moneygram. Does that help?
-You are stressing me too much, I must confess to you. Dr T@o (6 1/2 months)
-I'm really speechless about what your Sister did to you Babs
-we were able to give out 7 goats to the orphan's parents |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:05 am |
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My personal favorite.
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| The flame was well placed near the patients anus enough for the effect you needed and i will expect to read from you tommorow in regards the payment. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:07 am |
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I doubted the love of an ATM card lad that I romance baited:
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| I CARE ABOUT YOU.GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE IT TO BY SENDING ME SOME MONEY |
Cringe-worthy but it still makes me laugh. |
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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:59 am |
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@jc:Pure poetry!
@ib:Reverse psychology would be proud of that one! |
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<-- Am I the butt of a joke? Two? Have I got someone's goat?
My rank:"still feels a Newb!"
- Mr.Amos, I must commend on your efforts. Let me know when Paddy is satisfied...
- I think the payment is a Western Union Moneygram. Does that help?
-You are stressing me too much, I must confess to you. Dr T@o (6 1/2 months)
-I'm really speechless about what your Sister did to you Babs
-we were able to give out 7 goats to the orphan's parents |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:23 am |
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"I do no where u is be going, hear?" |
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 Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:46 am |
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| ...since then my father took me so special... |
Don't know why but this line always gives me the creeps. |
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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:33 pm |
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Never a truer word spoken: "DEAR VICTIM" |
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<-- Am I the butt of a joke? Two? Have I got someone's goat?
My rank:"still feels a Newb!"
- Mr.Amos, I must commend on your efforts. Let me know when Paddy is satisfied...
- I think the payment is a Western Union Moneygram. Does that help?
-You are stressing me too much, I must confess to you. Dr T@o (6 1/2 months)
-I'm really speechless about what your Sister did to you Babs
-we were able to give out 7 goats to the orphan's parents |
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Nosmo King
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 113
Location: Bible Belt Buckle
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:06 pm |
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Context: He sent me a different format by mistake, from the same computer that sent his email literally 4 seconds before. When I demanded to know why his name and church had changed he responded:
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| We do not have a computer thus say room having computer material for our work with you we are obliged to collect us in cyber Christian for our sendings of messages, then this person must have your address like that. Thus for the majority being being used and maidservants as God, then we could get information to find the latter in briefs times |
I know what he's saying, but it takes a week to ten days to get there and makes my head hurt. |
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but if you cant pay it please stop writing to me Buster the Hitperson
Thank you for precipitation with which you have forward to us the scanning copy of the receipt of Money Gram, ***because the scannage was fuzzy.
stop this you sick and hide game, it is getting too much D0n Dav1de Carl0s
x5 <a href="/forum/donate.php">[100% Risky free offer!]</a> |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:12 am |
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From a Lad to the "other Lad" who'd chopped his dollar:
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| guy how far, i know wetin you do oooooooooo,i know sey na you collect drogba money(3,500us$) na ma own share i con ask for.i beg just help me with some change if na 5,000naira i go manage am..no let anybody know ooooooo |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:45 pm |
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Regrettably, our father
was captured and murdered along with his brother in
cool blood during a mid-night rebel shoot-out when our
official residence in Freetown was ambushed by forded
sank o the notorious rebel leader. Our mother
sustained very sever bullet injuries ... |
Is being murdered in "cool blood" better or worse than in "cold blood"?
Oh yeah - his name is ch@rly ch@rley! |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth.  Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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