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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:02 pm

Someone dropped off a check for $600,000USD at the Fedex in Lagos. Apparently it was for me, but there was this little matter of a security keeping fee....

I dragged it out for a week or so, asked him to charge it to my fedex account, etc....then sent him a fake MG number. And another. Then he wants WU. fine. I sent him the MTCN in the form of a blurry receipt. Just so happens I sent it when the lad was asleep. Then my dolla choppa sends him a thank you email about 30 minutes later.

The lad and the chopper had a brief exchange of insult emails.

I went back and forth with him for a day or two, "you didn't send me the money" "yes I did you moron" until finally he gives up and moves me on to the next level.

Now my parcel is stuck at the airport for some $550 tax which fedex wants to collect. Ok, so off to SS with the mugu. He never gets past the login, far less answer any questions. He cries and moans about this until finally he triggers the security photo modality. More moaning and crying.... finally I get tired of listening to it, here comes my dolla choppa and gets it again... telling the lad how lazy he is and how easy it was to submit the picture, answer a few questions, and get the MTCN.... lol

Now the lad accidentally sends my victim character the long string of igbo insults
(MORON)
now I'm trying to get him to explain what those strange words mean...lol

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:07 pm

Now he's back into SS, trying again. He uploaded a photo of some room with a watermark. Clearly stolen from the web. No face, no security sign. Sigh... lazy lazy lad. REJECTED!

Let's see where he goes from here?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:10 pm

Sorry, my ADHD apparently kicked in.... there was a point to all this. Anyone interested in baiting this guy? Could be fun deeducating him.

f e d e x c o u r i e r.d v y.c p n y 0 [email protected]

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:25 pm

You know there is an option to edit your post, so you don't need to make three posts in under 10 minutes Wink

<- ETA: Whoops... You've been here for longer than I have

Seems like a fun lad Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:11 pm

I'd like to hear how you introduced your dolla chop into the mix. I've been thinking about trying this with one of my lads.

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:21 pm

Simple, really. Once the baiter character emails him a payment receipt (blurred of course), then the dolla choppa sends an email. Something like

Then the response is usually strings of insults, but after I chop him twice, he starts trying to get information out of me... oh yeah then he immediately emails the "victim" telling him he gave the money to someone else, and to change his password after each chop.

The de-education of the lads is the best part.

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:28 pm

I usually chop discreetly - the Lad sends me details, I reply, but if the Lad looks down, he sees that his original email (as quoted to him) has someone else's details instead. Sometimes it takes them a while to notice that.
It's then that I might send an insult or two from the chopper. Sometimes they fire back insults; a few times they offer partnership; once I got a blatant begging for a few thousand naira; and once my "Lad's" email was reported by the actual Lad and shut down as a scamming account.