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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:18 am

I'm "off to Madrid" later on today. Nigeria lad has arranged for his sister "Paula" to meet me with a driver at the airport. I will get them gifts from duty free plus the 8kEURO I am bringing them. The driver will take me to the vault and I will get my money. It will be invested in my husband's kitchen design business.

Nigerian lad has called me this morning. Paula has called me this morning. Both checking on me.

I'll send you all a postcard, because in Madrid I will be terribly difficult to track down... Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

Isn't that a bit out of the way for lads to meet you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madrid,_New_Mexico

Rolling Eyes

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 79

Population (2000)
- Total 149

Laughing

And they have an international airport. Nice.

BTW, Is there any town on this world that doesn't have an evil twin in US?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:05 pm

Good luck of your safari, Jill! Very Happy

I sure hope you don't experience "complications," and arrive at your destination safely. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:11 pm

hehe thanks slap, well it's hardly a Safari in the eater sense but hopefully I'll have them running round Madrid for a while Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:49 pm

Whichever Madrid you end up in, Im sure the weather will be ok. Enjoy your trip Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:25 pm

Well, if that strange, drooling man following you looks anything like Mr. G0m3r, you better go run off to Switzerland and put the money in a safe deposit box! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:45 pm

stupid lads/ettes - they keep calling me when I'm supposed to be on a plane... Smile

Update - Paula and driver have now been sent to a hotel Ibis about 5k from the airport. Lyn was tired of waiting for them at terminal 2, or was it terminal 1?

Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:36 pm

well the laddette has been sent to;

Terminal 1 - Madrid Airport
Terminal 2
Hotel Ibis - Alcorcon-Móstoles
Hotel Ibis - Alcorcon Tresaguas

I'm now stuck in my hotel room and can't get out (cue banging of the kitchen door for effect)

I have both lad and ladette ringing me now Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:15 pm

omg, you can't stay in a room if you can't even open the door! That's dangerous. What if there was a fire? I wish you had these calls recorded. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:24 pm

Madrid, New Mexico, isn't that far from Roswell.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:29 pm

Uh Oh! Is there an alien abduction and painful probing in the offing? Shocked

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:43 pm

hehe well it was fun putting on a panic attack and banging the door but ladette at reception started to involve the hotel staff so I had to bin it.

I've been on the phone to the hotel to try and get them to call madrid police, as I know Paula will turn up tomorrow morning. May be on a hiding to nothing though, sigh...

EDIT: As I clicked submit, this came in from Madrid Lad;

Quote:

Dear V3n0ra,

As we agreed Mrs Paula Walker will be meeting with you in the morning, since you said you are in room no 2, she will come straight that room, because she waited for hours at the hotel lobby to see you but you said you are locked up and can not come out of your room, so wait she will be with you in the morning, make sure you wait for her.
I will give her the hotel telephone number and your room number, just stay in your room she will be with you in the morning.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr J0hn ike.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:09 am

Now's your chance, V3n0ra! You were able to jimmy the doorlock with your MasterCard, and make it to the front desk to complain about your room and tell them you are checking out immediately. But what's this? Isn't that large man hanging by the front door outside the same man that followed you from the airport!? His smile is quite menacing. You are frightened of that man; he's just not "right." You sneak out the back door, and take a taxi back to the airport. You need to find somewhere safe, quickly...

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:10 am

I've just had three insulting phonecalls all lasting about 5 mins and evidently I'm a dead woman Smile

Nice of him to tell me three times though Smile

I really must work out a way of recording these calls...

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:56 pm

Well it's been quite a morning. Nigerian lad was very very cross and called me at least 10 times to impart insults. Evidently the African God of Thunder is going to strike my pussy several times (poor cat) and I am to be raped and then murdered in front of the police.

I am also a fool and a whore and my husband is gay because I'm shagging the whole village.

Nurse Nasty (you are a star!) kindly called him and imparted quite a bit of abuse in return Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:22 pm

Gee, Whizz! Shocked

If he acted so poorly just traveling across town and missing you, just think if you have him go to Switzerland. He might die of a stroke or something. Tell him to take some Valium and calm down. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:42 pm

hehe I've used lettermelater.com to set up a recurring email to him every 10 minutes enquiring about various aspects of his sexuality... Smile

Edit: oh and he briefly turned into a hitman at one point this morning... if anyone else wants to bait him, do PM me for the details, he's certainly a live wire!

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:43 pm

Hello Madrid trip fans Smile

;

Well I got no calls from the lad today, so rang his nigerian land line on a missed call. He called me back straight away and asked me for EURO150k Smile

I said that would be fine, if hubby and me could raise the money through our kitchen business (Stu P Design). But I would need a bank account to wire it through to him.

And he apologised for everything he said yesterday and wanted us to be friends, bless!

Awaiting bank account details, or as Slap has advised me, ask him to meet me in Geneva Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:32 pm

Oh, I'm sure his bank account transfer will fail, then it's on to Switzerland, and at a much-improved rate of return on V3rona's investment! Laughing

The LovelyJill was nice enough to include me on the lad's next call, where her setup of the lad's next adventure will begin. Thanks, Jill! Very Happy

Listen to the call here:
http://www.4shared.com/file/143006050/2e200bad/ir3aandlad01.html

edit: character's name..boy, I was way off! Embarassed

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:04 pm

and thanks to Slap's involvement and prodding in this call Smile

Update: lad has bitten on two other accounts

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:16 pm

"... then we're [husband and I] going to watch Strictly Come Dancing. Do you know this show?"

ROFLMAO!! Laughing

Nice and controlled call.
You've got the lad well hooked for Round 2

Luck.

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:16 am

^^^^

Quote:

if anyone else wants to bait him

Come on already this lad has enough grief, for the time being, and his weaknesses can be studied for next time. Twisted Evil

P.S. sex after Strictly ? is he studying the hips actions?

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:29 pm

Things were going well until yesterday and now I'm in danger of being dropped. This email from V3n0ra to the lad is a decent summary of where we are;

Quote:

I am sorry that we had a bad connection earlier. If you could use my land line for the time being, as my mobile isn't working properly at the moment, I would be grateful.

To confirm our conversation, we are able to get the letter done by our lawyer here for £200 and not £1500 as you said. You said you were happy to pay the extra £1300 yourself if we can send you the £200.

I have spoken to Stu and we are happy to send you the £200 today by bank transfer (which I can do instantly online from our UK bank). Please send me your bank account details, and I will do the transfer and send you a copy of the receipt for your records.

We are unable to use Western Union/Money Gram at this time. We are a business and the money laundering regulations are too lengthy to do a transfer of this type, unless you want to fill in lots of forms.

Please let me know how you want to proceed. We are currently investigating how we send you the £137,000 from one of our European banks.

Kind regards

Any advice on how to pick things up again? He seems reluctant to give me a bank account...

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:30 pm

Well I was advised to wait for a bit and sure enough the lad called me at 10.15pm on Friday night. After some more arguing, he asked me to send some ID to him, which I agreed to do.

I thought that would be it for the weekend, but he called back 10 mins later, agreeing to send me bank account details - for the transfer of the princely sum of £200 - which I received yesterday.

He's called me all day probably to check on the transfer but of course I've been a bit busy...

(account Alan'd of course)

Smile