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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:02 pm

Anyone want to join in?

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From: "Ann Udoh"<[email protected]>
Subject: I AM DYIENG [I NEED HELP PLEASE]
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:35:03 -0700
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I AM DYIENG [I NEED HELP PLEASE]

GOOD DAY, MY NAME IS ANN UDOH I AM 15 YEARS OLD FROM HEART FOUNDATION HOME ,I HAVE SERIOUS HEART PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID IF I DONT DO THE OPERATION
IN TWO WEEKS TIME I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE HEART PROBLEM

I NEED YOUR SUPPORT, MY MUM IS DEAD, AND MY DAD DONT HAVE MONEY HE IS 70 YEARS OLD, PLEASE I NEED YOUR SUPPORT ,THE HOSPITAL SAID THEY NEED 4 MILLION NAIRA (US$25,500.00) FOR THE OPERATION I WILL BE VERY GRATEFULL IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT AND THE GOOD GOD WILL BLESS YOU, NOTHING IS TOO SMALL THANKS,IF YOU ARE REALLY WILLING TO SUPPORT ME,PLEASE SEND YOUR CONTACT BELOW

SENDERS CONTACT

NAME:

ADDRESS:

EMAIL ADDRESS:

TELEPHONE

ANY INFORMATION YOU NEED TO SEND,YOU CAN SEND IT TO MY FATHERS CONTACT BELOW

ANN FATHERS CONTACT

NAME:charles udoh

ADDRESS:66 GUARAMPA LANE ABUJA

EMAIL ADDRESS:[email protected]

TELEPHONE: +234 807 375 2661

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU SEND YOUR REPLY THANKS[REMEMBER GIVERS NEVER LACK ANYTHING].WHEN YOU REPLY ME I WILL SEND U MY PICTURE

WITH LOVE FROM THE MANAGEMENT OF CHRISWILL HEART FOUNDATION

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:35 am

There's no way that I can stand by while a 15 year old girl dies, i'm in!

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:42 am

I'm game, I think I could play some fun tangents off this one.

My opener:
title: I am so sorry to hear about your illness!

Luckily, I work with a corporation that can help you through your time of need. If you require more information, please do not hesitate to contact me. If I do not respond immediately, please realize that there are many cases that are being processed and they are resolved in the order that they are received.

Sincerely,

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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:30 am

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HE IS 70 YEARS OLD

Still a spry old codger, isn't he. Wink

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:46 am

Ooooohhhh, count me in - me and P@ul Ow0s the dolla choppa Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Oct 2009 Posts: 29

I have dutifully replied to this email that oddly enough showed up in my mailbox too. Right after I cut and pasted it.

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 120 Location: USA

In 4 1.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

Lets see if he'll scam a ten-year-old girl.
Kylie has just written back to him.

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:52 am

A truly touching story, and one that is fully deserving of that special brand of assistance that can only be provided by the good people at Eater.

Email sent.

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:33 am

email sent

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:29 pm

@Tigbitties: 15 years, maybe she's a bit old to do Nursery Rhymes Wink

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:46 pm

^^^^

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a bit old to do Nursery Rhymes

Dirty Ditties maybe?

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:30 pm

Yup! The old Texas cowhand is in!

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 192

Message sent.

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:22 pm

And it begins!

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DEAR KYRI@KOS NIKOL0POULOS,

I THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY.

I WAS DIAGNOSED ARRHYTHMIA DISEASE OF THE HEART SIX MONTHS AGO AND EVER SINCE MY DOCTOR TREATED IT WITH SOME DRUGS BUT ALL NO AVAIL,NOW MY DOCTOR HAS ORDERED EMERGENCY SURGERY TO BE DONE ON MY HEART WITHIN TWO WEEKS OR ELSE I WILL DIE.

MY MOTHER IS LATE AND FATHER IS A PENSIONEER AND HAS SPENT ALL HE HAS ON MY TREATMENT,I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO OTHER THAN WRITING YOU FOR FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE AND SAVE MY LIFE FROM DYING,AS I AM HELPLESS BUT I BELIEVE MY GOD WILL TOUCH YOU TO RENDER THIS FINANCIAL HELP TO ME. PLEASE,I AM WRITING THIS WITH TEARS DRIPING DOWN MY CHESS,PLEASE HELP ME,ANY AMOUNT YOU SEND TO ME IS WELCOMED.

THE DOCTOR SAYS IT WILL COST 4 MILLION NAIRA (MY LOCAL CURRENCY),WHICH IS EQUIVALENT TO US$25,500.00 FOR THE SURGERY TO TAKE PLACE.

PLEASE SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM TRANSFER THROUGH MY DOCTOR'S NAME BELOW;

[transfer details]

WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH SENDING THE MONEY ACROSS,PLEASE FORWARD THE PAYMENT INFORMATION VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS ABOVE,I WILL RECEIVE IT AND HAND IT TO THE DOCTOR TO PICK IT UP.

AS YOU HELP SAVE MY LIFE,MY GOOD GOD WILL RICHLY BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

PLEASE FIND MY PICTURE ATTACHED WITH THIS MESSAGE.

GOD BLESS YOU.

ANN UDOH.

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hello i am sorry to hear about your disease i hope you do not die
i would like to help you but please tell me how to use western union, i have never used it before, in greece there is a saying "WESTERN UNION ΕΙΝΑΙ ΓΙΑ ΤΟΥΣ ΜΑΛΑΚΕΣ"

πλεασε εχπλαιν τηισ ςεστερν θνιον το με - oh sorry. please explain western union to me

regards

AK0

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:28 pm

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PLEASE,I AM WRITING THIS WITH TEARS DRIPING DOWN MY CHESS

Ask her why she's playing chess if she's so sick and helpless!

I just got my very own reply!

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PLEASE,I AM WRITING THIS WITH TEARS DRIPING DOWN MY CHICS,PLEASE HELP ME,ANY AMOUNT YOU SEND TO ME IS WELCOMED.

What's she crying on now? Women or baby chickens?

Master Baiter Joined: 24 Mar 2009 Posts: 128

Hurry up will ya, the Chess set is going to ruined!!! Perhaps you could find out the name of the hospital and get their bank account so that you could do a bank transfer?? I can not get a tax break for charity if I do a WU I'll need a bank account from the hospital. Gee what is it, no one there has insurance ???

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:39 pm

I offered her help this morning...
Dear Ann,
So nice to hear back from you so quickly. I'm going to be quick here and perhaps I'll have more time this evening. I want you to be strong and brave and know that there are Doctors from the US who are working in Nigeria. I may be able to get you looked after for free. Please tell me more about your life and living arrangements and I'm going to see how much money you would be eligible for as a pre-surgery candidate.
Dr. blah blah blah

Will she appreciate my offer?

Dear Dr. blah blah blah,
THANK SO MUCH FOR YOUR REPLY.

WE HAVE ALREADY MADE THE NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT WITH THE DOCTOR THAT WILL UNDERTAKE THE SURGERY,ALTHOUGH I HAVE GOTTON A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT FROM OTHER GOOD PEOPLE BUT IT'S NOT YET COMPLETE THE NEEDED AMOUNT REQUIRED,THIS IS WHY I NEED YOUR OWN ASSISTANCE QUICKLY,AS I HAVE LESS THAN TWO WEEKS TO LIVE,AS STATED BY MY DOCTOR.

PLEASE MAKING ANOTHER ARRANGEMENT WITH ANOTHER DOCTOR IN NIGERIA TO DO THE SURGERY WILL TAKE A LONGER TIME AND THIS IS NIGERIA,WHERE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE FEELING FOR THEIR CITIZEN,IF YOU ARE NOT HERE TO QUICKEN THE PROCESS,I WILL LEFT ALONE TO DIE BECAUSE I AM FROM A POOR FAMILY.PLEASE DOCTOR CONSIDER MY CRY FOR THIS FINANCIAL HELP FROM YOU,I DO NOT WANT TO DIE AT MY AGE.

ANY AMOUNT YOU FEEL THAT TOUCHES YOUR HEART TO HELP ME WITH,PLEASE DO SEND IT AS I DIRECTED IN MY LAST MAIL TO YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU DO THIS FOR ME.
ANN UD0H.

OOOps!
As I was posting this I realized that I got my baiting characters mixed up but she apparently hasn't noticed!
I sure hope the "other good people" that she's referring to are all b@iters.

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:21 am

My character is famous for getting the wrong end of the stick. Lad was sent;

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My Dear Andy

I was distressed to read your email. What exactly is Arrhythmia, is it like swine flu? That is what we are suffering from in Scotland here. It can prove very nasty. If I buy you these drugs, what will they do?

Lyn3tt3

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Jul 2009 Posts: 76

Yup I´m in. Only 12 years old though so surely wont be interested in my measly 600 dollars.

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:11 am

dennispennis wrote:

Yup I´m in. Only 12 years old though so surely wont be interested in my measly 600 dollars.

^^ Believe it or not, that could work to your disadvantage.

I've seen a lot of lads turn down baiters because they're too young. Not because of any well intended reason, but simply because a minor is too much hassle - not enough money, hard to verify because of ID, interested parents and generally being a pain in the butt amongst other things.

That's not to say you won't get a hit. But if you don't, that could be the reason why. Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:43 pm

She rejected my offer of a free operation, so...
Last night, using advice that I found on this site, I asked for a bank account instead of Western onion.
Dear @nn,
O.K. it sounds like all the arrangements have been made. I would like to contribute some money towards your surgery but will need to do an online deposit in order to get a tax write off as a charity donation. I'm prepared to send $5000.00 USD as soon as you can send me the bank info for deposit.

A couple of hours later...

THANK YOU SO MUCH DOCTOR.

WHAT I HAVE IS A LOCAL ACCOUNT AND I HEARD IT'S NOT USED TO RECEIVE MONEY OVERSEA,SO I HAVE TO TELL MY FATHER TO TELL OUR PASTOR TO HELP US FIND ACCOUNT TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY,SO OUR PASTOR FOUND AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONG TO HIS TRUSTED MEMBER A BUSINESSMAN,HE DOES BUSINESS FROM NIGERIA TO UNITED KINGDOM,THEREFORE USE THE ACCOUNT AND SEND THE MONEY,IT'S SAFE.

Followed by account info!!!
I sent it off to @lan just now. I guess I'll need to tell her that it takes a few days to go through and then claim a problem which is why i need another bank account etc., etc.
When should I add my 1st piggy?

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:14 pm

What a sad story....I´m also in.
looking forward to be spamming [her] mailbox with multible daily congratulates, each day she lives upon the 2 week period. Very Happy

Is it too much to ask for a specific time she will "leave"?

Tuckey

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:39 am

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but will need to do an online deposit in order to get a tax write off as a charity donation

Me likey, adding it to the repertoire...thanks!

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:50 am

Greetings all you sick bastards (picking on a dying 15 year old).
Lucky for her, I'm a minister, and I'm dying to help.

Any guesses on whether she miraculously gains some precious extra days after the two week mark? Because my congregation's praying for a miracle.

See you all in hell.

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