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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 571

Heeheehee! So cute and broken!

Do you have any other email addresses for Remy?

Actually, come to think of it... why would Remy even check an email address that was 'just for you' anymore? Do I smell a rat? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:24 pm

Before the email from , Slaphappy and I called Remy. Laughing

Still as chatty as ever!

http://www.4shared.com/file/140791338/c8cdeaad/weaselreuniteswithremy.html

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:53 pm

Very interesting. Did I hear keyboards being typed on in the background?

I love how he stumbles over his tongue at times and repeats himself when he's trying to make you believe something. My guess is the more times Remy says something, the less true it is. Wink

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:58 am

Yea.. I had a hard time believing the bit about his mother. However, all the people calling him is true. I passed his number around like a cheap whore. Laughing

EDIT:

I'm amazed he even kept the number.

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:21 am

Would you like a little cheese with that whine, Remy?

Quote:

from Remy Dickson <removed>
to Minge Merkins <removed>
date Sat, Oct 17, 2009 at 9:56 AM
subject Message from Remy
mailed-by yahoo.com
signed-by yahoo.com
Images from this sender are always displayed. Don't display from now on.

hide details 9:56 AM (12 hours ago)

Dear Beloved heart,

I am happy reading from you this afternoon, how are you your health, hope fine. Well, since you said that you do not know the person, I will forget about it and the reason why i asked is because I am not ready to receive stupid call or message from any one if not you. Dear beloved heart, I told you that I was sick and you did not even say anything concering what I told you which means you do not have any feelings for me.I still want to know more details about you and what you do as a living. If really you love me as you said, you will do that without delay. Still waiting for that answer from you. I have already focusing on you and now it is left for you to do the same.

With understanding from you, what plan do you have for me and do you still want me to stay here in Africa and when will we see face to face. When are you planing to take me to meet you there so that we will plan life together if really you love me as you said. I am tired of staying in Africa and you should try to see what you do about that, I do not need to tell you this because you are in a better possition to do that for me.Meanwhile, try to send me money which I will use to boost my little business which I do here, I really need the money to do business. Here I am Managing for myself to become somebody in life which I know that God will surely see me throuh.

My reagrds to you and your family as well.
My love for you is real and I hope yours is real as well.
Remy.

AND he asks for money. Time to play. beating

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:23 am

Quote:

which means you do not have any feelings for me.

YOU GO GIRL! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:28 am

This should stoke the fire, a bit. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Minge Merkins
to Remy

show details 10:24 PM (0 minutes ago)

My Mushy Lumpkins Remy,

I'm sorry, I was just too upset by that Polly bitch. I did mean to ask how you are doing with your illness. Forgive me? Are you feeling better? I sure hope so! I will try and give you a call, next time I have a chance to.

Love,
Minge

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:52 pm

Minge says:

Quote:

I will try and give you a call, next time I have a chance to.

Think he will sing you "African Queen?" If he really loves you, he will. Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:03 pm

I guess Remy doesn't get "pet names." Laughing

Quote:

from Remy Dickson <removed>
to Minge Merkins <removed>
date Sun, Oct 18, 2009 at 2:02 PM
subject What do you mean by this My Mushy Lumpkins and when are you sending me the money
mailed-by yahoo.com
signed-by yahoo.com

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:42 pm

I don't think he cares about pet names... I do think I'd be able to guess what he does care about...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:23 pm

Wow, Remy really surprised me, there. He needs another ASEM. This time from "Miss Piggy" Bank. Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:02 pm

Geez, I forgot to reply to Remy's last email. So, I did it tonight.

Quote:

Minge Merkins
to Remy

show details 6:57 AM (1 minute ago)

Snookums,

"My Mushy Lumpkins" is merely my pet name for you. It's cute, don't you think?

Minge

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:05 am

Remy's gotten all moody on Minge, again. Do men get something similar to PMS, or something?

Quote:

Remy Dickson
<removed> Sat, Oct 24, 2009 at 2:49 PM
To: Minge Merkins <removed>
Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original
Dear Minge,

THANKS FOR YOUR WORD BUT I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT I WILL CALL YOU AND I WANT TO SEND ME YOUR NEW YORK ADDRESS AND TELL ME WHEN YOU WILL COME ONLINE SO THAT WE WILL CHAT. WITHOUT PROVIDING ALL THIS INFORMATION, DO NOT WRITE ME AGAIN OR CALL ME AGAIN. I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING FROMYOU. I AM A MAN NOW AND I NEED ALL THIS EXPLANATION FROM YOU.

YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WENT TO NIGERIA AND YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WENT TO SOUTH AFRICA WHICH ONE WILL I BELIEVE AND HOW COME YOU DO NOT HAVE FAMILY. STOP WRITING AND DO NOT SEND ME MONEY AND I KNOW IF YOU SEND, I WILL NOT COLLECT IT. CHECK ANOTHER MEN IN YOUR COUNTRY WHICH YOU CLAIM TO BE .

BYEEE

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:49 am

I think you cured him. He won't pick up any money you send him.
Oh.. Go on, send him some Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:38 pm

PMS? No, Remy has PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Smile

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:10 pm

Actually, I believe Remy has PMMSD, Post Minge Merkins Stress Disorder.

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:04 pm

LMAO - we had so much fun with Remy.

And remember the "Doctor" that I had? We all had the shits and had to give him a call? OMG - - Good times!

I've several people on the hook that I've had now for like 3 yrs - I only email them like once a month - and am just being a "pen-pal" just enough to keep them going - not trying anything crazy - - waiting for that - -

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:02 am

Oooh, yes! The "Doctor." Laughing

Remy isn't speaking nicely to Minge, right now. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:33 pm

I'm in tears laughing at this!

Quote:

Remy Dickson
to me

show details 12:35 PM (1 hour ago)

Minge

I went to the Western Union today to claim the money and i forget that my passport have expire and they refused to let me to claim the money. They said that your telephone number is most and what i want you to do now is to go to the Western Union and change the name with this name.

Looks like he will have to safari within his own country.

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:52 pm

Send him on a good one Weasel! Laughing

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